You’ve all seen them.
You’ve hated them for years.
Now comes confirmation of what I have always known.
When Liturgical Banners ATTACK!
From The Crescat …
San Francisco:: What started out as a faith filled Easter Vigil at Grace Cathedral Episcopalian turned tragic when Dean Alan Jones was attacked by one of his own banners in the middle of the Liturgy. His cry of "GAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa!" filled the sanctuary while onlookers sat stunned in the midst of the carnage.
The witnesses later reported that several banners came swooping down and began attacking the worshippers while the main alter banner attacked their pastor and carried him off. A search party was quickly organized.