The Papist has a great one!

"Hi little guy are you ready for your bless – WOW IS THAT A QUARTER?!"
“This blog is rather like a fusion of the Baroque ‘salon’ with its well-tuned harpsichord around which polite society gathered for entertainment and edification and, on the other hand, a Wild West “saloon” with its out-of-tune piano and swinging doors, where everyone has a gun and something to say. Nevertheless, we try to point our discussions back to what it is to be Catholic in this increasingly difficult age, to love God, and how to get to heaven.” - Fr. Z

“This little man will someday be a holy priest”.
Actually, in spite of his shyness, that’s the kind of humor Ratzinger would display
“Back in the Fatherland, we call this ‘The German Mind Meld’.”
“Daddy, who is that man in white? What happened to all of our EMHCs?”