As a proof of the end times… are there any commercials more intellectually and morally offensive on in the USA right now than the stupid Valentine’s Day teddy bear and p.j. commercials?
I could KILL!
"But Father! But Father!" you exclaim. "Don’t turn on the TV! Turn off the commercials!"
I have to turn the TV to see all the bad news once in a while. I turn on the news sometimes in the evening when making supper. Tonight.. melanzane alla parmigiana…. but I digress.
We are, after all, watching the acolytes of The Wun® preside over the destruction of our global economy.
Can the end times be far behind?
Look… I am a man of the world. I understand the need for a little romance in a marriage or in dating.
These moronic commercials portray women as total idiots.
They deepen the distortion of a feast day of the Church!
I mean… how stupid do they think woman are?
I’m just askin’
"She’ll think you’ve planned it for weeks!" Smarmy ********
Yah… and she hasn’t seen the commercial… maybe while sitting next to you on the couch.
Am I missing something? Is this just part of a big game?
Yah yah… H.L. Mencken you will now quote. No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.
In that case….
DON’T BE STUUUUUPID!
Yes! I am shouting.
I think it must be a mortal sin to buy this stuff for your gal. I have nothing against teddy bears and p.j.s… but… Really!
I’ll would give you a penance so harsh you would never forget… you’ll never… I mean….
"You did WHAT?!?!?"
"But Father! But Father!" you are saying. "The commercials are going to get worse!"
Thanks … for that consolation.