A surreal but fun item from Wormtalk and Slugspeak:
Yet another surreal moment (thanks, JRRT)
This morning my son and daughter were playing "Mama warg, baby warg." Yes, they were pretending that they were bloodthirsty super-wolves, ravening through Middle-earth (though mostly it seems they were making "dens" by draping blankets over the furniture).
So I asked them, "What are your names? Bone-gnasher and Blood-fang?"
Son: "I’m Cookie."
Daughter: "My name is Patches."