You have followed the reports on …
… The Vortex.
There is a portentous development.
One of the Originators of the ecclesial force vectors which opened that rift singularity, that rift in the space time continuum will be moving.
His Excellency Most Reverend Robert Finn, Bishop of Kansas City-St. Joseph has announced that the diocesan offices (that’s “chancery” or “curia”) will be moving.
When it moves, one of three things will happen.
- The Vortex will shift to a different location.
- The Vortex will not shift to a different location.
- The Vortex will close forever.
Or… the Vortex will expand and annihilate the PLANET!
Okay, that’s four things.
Or… maybe ecclesial forces will lash back at the remain fixed points and engulf them?
Okay, five things.
We will all have to sort this out with courage, patience and….
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