It is “Cyber Monday”, as the online retailers are calling it!
I guess this is a secular money day of obligation.
Okay… now that you are online… buy some …
There are so many good reasons to refresh or build up your coffee supply right now.
First, you neeeeeds it. Let’s just start calling it The Precioussss™ and get it over with. Yes, you are probably addicted to caffeine, which is great for the Carmelites, great for us precioussss … er um, great for me, and … if you think about it… great for you too. … Everyone needs a hobby, right? Why not make your hobby tenderly fostering your addiction to caffeine in the form of Mystic Monk Coffee and Tea – yes TEA (even the foofy herbal stuff). Sure, when TEOTWAWKI comes, your gonna get the jitters and it’s gonna be baaaad. On the other hand, you might not notice since you’ll be running for your life or engaged in some really nasty urban warfare. But, hey! All the more reason for immediate gratification. C’mon… admitting you have the addiction is the first step to clicking HERE and buy that coffee right now.
Second, I think there are indulgences for coffee…. no… scratch that…. there are no indulgences for indulging in coffee.
Second, and this is really important, by buying Mystic Monk Coffee you help the great Carmelites in Wyoming make ends meet and build their new digs. It must be close to a moral imperative to help Carmelites who tote .308s.
Third, they sell small sample packs (nine pack and thirty pack) which are perfect for gifts for St. Nicholas Day or for office parties, or “Secret Santa” gift exchanges, or individual stocking stuffers. You can take care of small gifts and use the packs you don’t give away! Also, they have a seasonal Christmas blend and a Coffee of the Month (which as I write is still their Thanksgiving Blend). When you buy the seasonal blends, you do them a favor by reducing the stock. And right now they have their perennial favorite Jingle Bell Java.
Fourth, this is the Year of Faith, right? Remember the New Evangelization? This means helping fallen-away Catholics return to the Church. The Carmelites also have a religious gifts page. You can order some coffee as a gift for someone who is not practicing her faith, or for someone who is thinking about becoming a Catholic, and, with the coffee you have shipped to their address include a rosary or holy cards or a spiritual book.
Fifth, it is good coffee!
Sixth, you need something to put in your great coffee mugs.
Seventh, I asked to you. Isn’t that enough in itself?
Eighth, they have GIFT CARDS!
Ninth, the Carmelites pray for the people who order their coffee. Really.
Mystic Monk Coffee. So many great reasons and…