Question to the readers about an organization: My Catholic Doctor?

Posted on 14 February 2024 by Fr. John Zuhlsdorf

Do any of you have experience with

My Catholic Doctor

?

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Your Ash Wednesday Sermon notes and ASH POLL – Did you get your #ASHTAG?

Posted on 14 February 2024 by Fr. John Zuhlsdorf

Today is NOT a holy day of obligation.

That said, many people try to go to Mass on Ash Wednesday.  Many, however, cannot.

Therefore, let us know about your good experiences of Holy Mass and the good points in the sermon, if there was on.

Was there a GOOD point made in the sermon you heard at your Sunday Mass of obligation?

I wrote “good”.  Let’s make this positive and edifying for the benefit of those who had to work or who were shut in or otherwise not able to go to Mass.

Tell about attendance especially for the Traditional Latin Mass.  I hear that it is growing.  Of COURSE.

Any local changes or (hopefully good) news?

Here are some of my thoughts for Ash Wednesday from the stream.

 

Let’s have a poll.

Anyone can vote. Only registered and approved users can comment. And I hope you do!

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“Ash Wednesday” by T.S. Eliot

Posted on 14 February 2024 by Fr. John Zuhlsdorf

Back in 2013, with a remnant of a cold, I read T. S. Eliot’s Ash Wednesday.

It’s interesting to go back to that post and see the comments.  For example, Supertradmum is no longer with us.  Say a prayer for the repose of her soul.  There are names of some commentators we haven’t see around for a while.

HERE

 

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DAILY ROME SHOT 942

Posted on 14 February 2024 by Fr. John Zuhlsdorf

Please remember me when shopping online and use my affiliate links.  US HERE – UK HERE  WHY?  This helps to pay for health insurance (massively hiked for this new year of surprises), utilities, groceries, etc..  At no extra cost, you provide help for which I am grateful.

A couple photos from the close of Forty Hours at my adoptive parish in Rome. FORTY HOURS MUST BE REVIVED.

BISHOPS! PAY ATTENTION! Do you even know what this is? Not just the old stories about the priests’ gatherings afterwards in the old days?

At the close of Forty Hours the Solemn Mass is coram Sanctissimo!  It’s a rara avis now.  I’ve done it a few times.  It was such a powerful experience that it felt like a “first Mass”, or like what some older priests or bishops, such as Most Rev. Joseph Strickland, feel when they say the TLM for the first time.

From The World’s Best Sacristan™

In the “Freestyle” (960) invitational at the fancy German spa, where taste is, apparently, optional but the chess is surreal, Carlsen defeated the dangerous young 19 year old Nodirbek.  The more I see of this young Uzbeki, the more impressed.  He was the youngest male ever to win a World Championship (Rapid).  The youngest ever champ was a woman.  Heh.  A girl.  Heh heh.

The woes of the world continued as the Eumenides plagued poor Ding Liren who lost again.  He did have a single win in this entire enterprise.  I feel terrible for him.  I feel like this for him. Especially because he lost to Puer (aka Alireza).  GAH.  His last game was disaster.  To him…

Dismounted, we drank to bid you farewell.
I asked, “My friend, where are you heading?”
You said, “Oh, nothing is working my way,
So be back to the crags of Nanshan, retiring.”
“Go then! You’ll ask of the world no more!
Ah, days of endless white clouds, unending!”

Wang Wei

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I have to get back to my Chinese.  After my Hungarian and Polish… and now maybe Ukrainian?  Time to look at the Divine Liturgy.  I digress.

Ding.  You have a big one coming up. Pull it together.

Vincent Keymer beat Gukesh.   Fine by me.

This photo below puts me a at ease.   I was glad to see this photo on chess.com… of which I am now an affiliate… sign up with my link and I benefit… let’s get a CATHOLIC thing going…

Magnus needs a hair cut.  He always needs a hair cut.  Something in the Norwegian water?

Remember Magnus! I know you are reading this.  Dating is not for “fun”.  Dating is for your (plural) future life.

Black’s more.  Can you mate in 3?

NB: I’ll hold comments with solutions ’till the next day so there won’t be “spoilers” for others.

Interested in learning?  Try THIS.

Priestly chess players, drop me a line. HERE

 

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14 Feb. 2024 – Ash Wednesday – Fasting, Abstinence, and You (with remarks on coffee) – UPDATED with comments about brushing your teeth

Posted on 13 February 2024 by Fr. John Zuhlsdorf

According to the 1983 Code of Canon Law for the Latin Church, Latin Church Catholics are bound to observe fasting and abstinence on Ash Wednesday.

Here are some details. I am sure you know them already, but they are good to review.

FASTING: Catholics who are 18 year old and up, until their 59th birthday (when you begin your 60th year), are bound to fast (1 full meal and perhaps some food at a couple points during the day, call it 2 “snacks”, according to local custom or law – call it, two snacks that don’t add up to a full meal) on Ash Wednesday and on Good Friday.

Some choose not to eat at all.  Some choose, in the monastic style, to have something only in the evening.

There is no scientific formula for this.  Figure it out.

ABSTINENCE: Catholics who are 14 years old and older are abound to abstain from meat on Ash Wednesday and on all Fridays of Lent.

In general, when you have a medical condition of some kind, or you are pregnant, etc., these requirements can be relaxed.

For Eastern Catholics there are differences concerning dates and practices. Our Eastern friends can fill us Latins in.

You should by now have a plan for your spiritual life and your physical/material mortifications and penitential practices during Lent.

You would do well to include some works of mercy, both spiritual and corporal.

I also recommend making a good confession close to the beginning of Lent.  Let me put that another way:

GO TO CONFESSION!

“But Father! But Father!”, some of you are saying anxiously, “What about my coffee?  I can drink my coffee, can’t I?  Can’t I?”

You can, of course, have coffee.  No question there.  You can also choose not to.

How about coffee in between meals on Ash Wednesday?

The old axiom, for the Lenten fast, is “Liquidum non frangit ieiunium … liquid does not break the fast”, provided – NB – you are drinking for the sake of thirst, rather than for eating.

Common sense suggests that chocolate banana shakes or “smoothies”, etc., are not permissible, even though they are pretty much liquid in form.  They are not what you would drink because you are thirsty, as you might more commonly do with water, coffee, tea, wine in some cases, lemonade, even some of these sports drinks such as “Gatorade”, etc.

Again, common sense applies, so figure it out.

Drinks such as coffee and tea do not break the Lenten fast even if they have a little milk added, or a bit of sugar, or fruit juice, which in the case of tea might be lemon.

Coffee would break the Eucharistic fast (one hour before Communion), since – pace fallentes  – coffee is no longer water, but it does not break the Lenten fast on Ash Wednesday.

You will be happy to know that chewing tobacco does not break the fast (unless you eat the quid, I guess), nor does using mouthwash (gargarisatio in one manual I checked) or brushing your teeth (pulverisatio – because once people used tooth powder – and you still can!  GETCHYER TOOTH POWDER HERE! There is even one with charcoal.  The ancient Romans at least the ancient Iberians under the Romans, as we know from a poem by Catullus, used chalk and urine. Yes.  They did (cf. Catullus 39 about Egnatius, who apparently grinned to excess).

EVERYONE NB: Never forget the Latin proverb, risus abundant in ore stultorum… laughter/grinning abounds in the mouths of the stupid.  And, in the aforementioned Cat 39, “nam risu inepto res ineptior nulla est… there is nothing more tasteless than a silly laugh”.  Which wasn’t lost on Peter Shaffer!  If you have a risus ineptus you would do well to change your ways.).

Concerning the consumption of alligator and crocodile – HERE

I included notes also on the eating of endothermic moonfish, peptonized beef, and muskrat… just in case.

If you want to drink your coffee and tea with true merit I suggest drinking it from one of my coffee mugs.  I’d like to offer an indulgence for doing so, but that’s above my pay grade.

I just happen to have available a “Liquidum non frangit ieiunium” mug!  HERE

And there’s also this new choice…

3:16 isn’t just in John.

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DAILY ROME SHOT 941

Posted on 13 February 2024 by Fr. John Zuhlsdorf

Meanwhile, white to move and mate in 3.

NB: I’ll hold comments with solutions ’till the next day so there won’t be “spoilers” for others.

Interested in learning?  Try THIS.

The 8 players Fischer Random 960 invitational – the 2024 Freestyle Chess G.O.A.T. Challenge – is still underway in N. Germany at the spa.  Magnus mopped the floor with Puer (Alireza Firoujza) to get a spot in the semifinal.  Nodirbek drew with poor Ding (who is out), and Caruana bested Gukesh.  Levon beat Vincent in 20 moves!

I am now a chess.com affiliate.   So, click and join!   Maybe we can build a fun and active Catholic Chess Club within Chess.com.  Priestly chess players, drop me a line. HERE

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And remember to support the wonderful Benedictines of Norcia, who make excellent beer.

Ceterum censeo Alirezam esse delendum.

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News of the Church 09 – 12 February 2024

Posted on 12 February 2024 by Fr. John Zuhlsdorf

Welcome to the 9th edition of News of the Church.

It’s 12 February 2024 and it is a Monday, the the day after Quinquagesima Sunday and two days before Ash Wednesday. Some time ago, I saw a movie called News of the World in which after the Civil War a former confederate officer ekes out a living wandering from town to town reading to people articles from newspapers he has gathered. People who pay a dime a head which figures to about $2.50. In those days news was scare and many couldn’t read at all, so there was great interest and emotion over the news of the world he brought. The idea of this travelling gazetteer caught my imagination and here I am. The word Gazette came into English through French but it’s origin is Italian, gazzetta, which is the name of the Venetian coin which paid for the first first Venetian newspapers in the 16th century. Here is today’s audio “gazette” of Catholic things.

00:12 Init
01:28 Men’s Club
05:19 St. Agnes, virgin and martyr
13:00 Card. Richelieu
21:10 Swiss Guard
27:26 Exit

This podcast is now provided by my Federated Computer! You can get one too by clicking the link.

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Posted on 12 February 2024 by Fr. John Zuhlsdorf

19 FEB ’24:  UPDATE – 
Right now this BREVIARY project is ON HOLD until we catch up and then recheck how many are left. DO NOT SEND INQUIRIES until I am sure what’s going on.

I still have some beautiful 3 volume Latin/English sets of the traditional “Roman Breviary” by Baronius Press.  They have to go quickly. They are unopened. More HERE  

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DAILY ROME SHOT 940

Posted on 12 February 2024 by Fr. John Zuhlsdorf

Please remember me when shopping online and use my affiliate links.  US HERE – UK HERE  WHY?  This helps to pay for health insurance (massively hiked for this new year of surprises), utilities, groceries, etc..  At no extra cost, you provide help for which I am grateful.

Photo from The Great Roman™.

I don’t think The Enemy likes what they are doing.  It took me six attempts to upload this pic, when I usually have no problems.  In fact, I know that The Enemy doesn’t like anything about this place.  Whenever I am there, all sorts of stuff starts up through the human agents of the demons.  I am sure that this March and April will be no different.  Hence, I will depend even more on your prayers in that time.

Meanwhile, black to move and mate in four.

NB: I’ll hold comments with solutions ’till the next day so there won’t be “spoilers” for others.

Priestly chess players, drop me a line. HERE

Interested in learning?  Try THIS.

The 8 players Fischer Random 960 invitational – the 2024 Freestyle Chess G.O.A.T. Challenge – is still underway in N. Germany at the spa.  Puer beat Magnus yesterday.  Poor Ding lost to Nodirbek, the Uzbeki steamroller. Fabi beat Gukesh is a crazy game. Levon and Vincent drew. Action continues today. The big names need wins to stay alive.

At the venue there is a “confessional” into which players can isolate themselves and make comments about their game for transmission to the watching world – but not, of course, to anyone in the venue!

CARUANA,FABIANO (2804) – GUKESH D (2725), FREESTYLE GOAT CHALLENGE KO 2024 WEISSENHAUS 11.02.2024

Only 14 moves.

Meanwhile, I am a great fan of all the “Musketeer” books, ever since I was a kid.

Did you know that the Three Musketeers had not just one sequel – Forty Years After – but several?  Yes, indeed.

Did you know that the dastardly enemy of D’Artagnan, Card. Richelieu, was pretty much the opposite of how he is portrayed in the book and, especially, in the movies. (Though I did like Charlton Heston’s – who wouldn’t?)

In fact, I just received a copy of the new book of Card. Richelieu’s – the real one – Treatise On Perfection put out by the great folks at TAN Books.   It has a view-cleansing introduction with a more accurate biography of Cardinal Armand Jean du Plessis, Duke de Richelieu.

A Treatise on Perfection Saintly Counsel on Obtaining Salvation

US HERE – UK HERE

Also, D’Artagnan, who is based on a real person who lived in the Rue du Bac, has a cameo in Cyrano by Edmund Rostand.   An adventure of D’Artagnan and Cyrano together could be fun.

Ceterum censeo Firouzja delendum esse.

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Fr. Z on Super Bowl

Posted on 12 February 2024 by Fr. John Zuhlsdorf

First, I did not watch the game. I was with a priest friend for supper and he – like I – were not all that interested.

However, I am aware that the KC Chiefs kicker, scored a record length field goal. He is a devout Catholic who attends and serves the Traditional Latin Mass. As a matter of fact, he attends (or attended) the parish of a priest friend of mine. Shout out to them both.

When I got home I watched a couple of composite videos of what were claimed to be the “best” or “funniest” Super Bowl commercials. You would think that for the amount of money spent on these slots, the commercials would be good and/or funny. I watched them stone-faced. This tells me how out of step I am with the degeneration of the level of culture and wit in society. The people who paid for those commercials knew their audience. If those commercials were infantile or tacky, they knew it. And they depended heavily on celebrities. Big deal.

It could be that I hit the wrong set of commercials. I would like to know what you think.

Speaking of celebrities, Taylor Swift is barely on my radar. She wouldn’t be on my radar except that there isn’t a corner of the known cosmos into which this pop tart hasn’t been slithered. Today in tweet I saw this image, chugging a beer. But my point is… what sort of company does this pop tart keep?

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