Of doilies, germs, and typographical symblos

From a reader…

Just when you have just about seen it all.

Went to mass in small town.

• All altar girls
• Processing the servers, choir, emhc’s, lectionary, etc.
• Alb and stole only for the priest (it was a hot day)

But then the purification of the fingers for the EMHC…

You can guess what is under the cloth…

sanitizer 01

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The doily covering is cute in an old-lady sort of way.

Yah, okay.  Well… not much to see here, I think.

I admit that, a couple times, when I had a bad cold, I – as celebrant – used some of that sanitizer goo from a little bottle before distributing Communion.

This seems to respond to paranoia about germs. It’s tacky, but it isn’t a liturgical abuse. The liturgical abuse was the lack of proper vestments.

Before the priest vests for Mass, indeed before servers vest, they should wash their hands and recite the prayer:

Da, Domine, virtutem manibus meis ad abstergendam omnem maculam immundam; ut sine pollutione mentis et corporis valeam tibi servire.

Give strength to my hands, Lord, to wipe away every stain, so that without impurity of mind and body I may be able to serve you.

Perhaps with sanitizer, this could be modified to say:

Da Domine virtutem squirt manibus meis ad abstergendam omnem maculam et cimicem immundam, ut sine contagio mentis et corporis valeam tibi servire.

If the is the rubrical typographical symbol for making the sign of the Cross, what would indicate the pressing of the sanitizer squirt button? Perhaps !?

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