Shocking Halloween tabernacle news!

From the often amusing Eye of the Tiber comes this sad but all too common Halloween report:

Man Dressed As Tabernacle At Halloween Party Ignored; Is Moved To Corner Of Room

Austin, TX–According to reports from several eyewitnesses moments ago, 27-year-old Austin man Emmanuel Dickens, who showed up to a Halloween party dressed as his favorite tabernacle, was promptly ignored and escorted to the corner of the room. The party’s host Thomas Martin told Eye of the Tiber that having the man there was “for some reason just kinda putting a damper on the fellowship thing” he was going for. “It’s not necessarily that he’s not wanted at the party,” Martin said.  ”It’s just that it’s a bit awkward when everyone’s trying to catch up and chit-chat, and he’s just standing there not saying anything.”  Kimberley Wilson, who also attended the party, reported that she had a pleasant, though brief, conversation with Dickens, but that it was difficult to focus on what he was trying say. “Well, no one else was talking to him, and he was relegated to the corner like he had some kinda disease. I thought I’d say hello, but it’s kinda hard when everyone’s talking so loud. Not to mention the David Haas Pandora station blaring in the background. I couldn’t understand anything he was trying to say.” At press time, Martin was considering moving Dickens to another room altogether.

Maybe it could share space with brooms and buckets.

 

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NCEA took money from Gates Foundation to promote “Common Core” in Catholic schools

There has been a lot of talk about Common Core.

The Cardinal Newman Society has an interesting piece about this.

EXCLUSIVE: National Catholic Education Association Gets Gates Foundation Grant to Promote ‘Common Core’ in Catholic Schools

The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation paid the National Catholic Educational Association (NCEA) more than $100,000 to support teacher training and materials on implementing the Common Core school standards, The Cardinal Newman Society has discovered.
The $100,007 grant made in September will only fuel division over the NCEA’s public encouragement for Catholic schools to adopt the Common Core standards, despite serious concerns about the standards’ academic quality and impact on schools’ Catholic identity.
The revelation comes even as The Cardinal Newman Society and other Catholic groups and dioceses—led by the National Association of Private Catholic and Independent Schools (NAPCIS)—are co-sponsoring a meeting in New Jersey with Catholic school superintendents, principals and educators to discuss concerns about the Common Core, a controversial education reform movement funded largely by the Gates Foundation.
Yesterday the Newman Society released a survey of principals from the top-ranked Catholic high schools in the Society’s Catholic High School Honor Roll, that found that the principals oppose Catholic schools rushing to adopt Common Core without careful analysis.
Patrick J. Reilly, president of The Cardinal Newman Society, will appear on EWTN’s “The World Over with Raymond Arroyo” on Thursday at 8 p.m. ET to discuss the survey and concerns about the Common Core. The show will be repeated Friday at 1 a.m.and 9 a.m. ET, Sunday at 7 p.m. ET, and Monday at 10 p.m. ET.
The NCEA recently launched a revised website for its Common Core Catholic Identity Initiative (CCCII), which offers resources and advice to Catholic schools planning to adopt the controversial Common Core standards. In addition to the Gates Foundation grant, sponsors of the CCCII include William H. Sadlier, Inc., a leading Catholic textbook publisher, and Riverside Publishing, a national testing company—which potentially could reap large profits from the Common Core’s adoption by Catholic schools.
The Gates Foundation has also made grants to other Catholic entities to promote Common Core. This year it granted $248,343 to DePaul University for Leading with Algebra, described by the University as “a partnership between DePaul and the Chicago Public Schools to support the implementation of the Common Core State Standards for Mathematics in algebra for grades 6-8.” And in 2010, the Gates Foundation granted $556,006 to the Cristo Rey Network, in part to implement Common Core in the nationwide network of Catholic schools.
The Gates Foundation has come under fire from Catholic and pro-life organizations for its substantial “family planning” grant program to encourage the use of contraceptives in developing countries.

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Read the rest there.

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QUAERITUR: Weddings on Sundays or Holy Days of Obligation?

From a reader:

Can a couple get married on a holy day of obligation?

What about (more generally) on a Sunday (which, in a certain sense, is a holy day of obligation)?

The Rite of Marriage may be used anytime except during the Triduum.

A marriage that is celebrated on Sunday or a Solemnity, utilizes the prayers and the readings of the day. One of the readings from the wedding liturgy can be substituted, except on Christmas, Epiphany, Ascension, Pentecost, Corpus Christi, or any Holy Day of Obligation. Such weddings would necessarily include the Gloria and the Creed, and, I would argue, a collection!  (Just to make it truly Catholic.)

That’s the universal law.

A local parish may have (a wise) rule against weddings on Sundays or Holy Days.  Father may, moreover, refuse to permit them for legitimate reasons (e.g., he will already be celebrating two Masses that day, or it would put an undue burden on the organist, servers, custodian, etc.).

If a couple reeeeeeeally wants to be married on Sunday or a Holy Day of Obligation, they are welcome to do so at, I suggest, a regular scheduled parish Mass for that day, in the context of the parish Mass. This would mean no dramatic “look-at-me” entrance, no outrageous floral displays, no special seating for family members or the bridal “court,” and the music must be suited for the feast being celebrated.

I can hear the little shrieks of protest even now. “We’ll do it at 3:00 p.m. on Sunday afternoon, we’ll supply our own priest, we’ll supply our own musicians!”  Fine.  If the pastor is willing to accommodate this, God bless his little pastoral heart. If not, he is perfectly within his rights to refuse to do so.

As an aside, regardless of all the promises solemnly sworn on stacks of Bibles and cross-my-hearts, situations like this – “We’ll provide everything for the wedding!” – nearly always result in problems… from the visiting priest who accidentally leaves the key in the tabernacle, to the guest organist who spills Mountain Dew on the console, to the headaches from phone messages like “SHE got to have HER wedding on Sunday, why can’t I?”

People have the right to the sacraments. They should not be impeded from receiving the sacraments.  However, they must be reasonable about the time and the place for the reception of the sacraments.

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QUAERITUR: Good traditional prayer books.

From a reader:

Firstly, thank you for such a wonderful blog. Your analysis, insights, humor, and pastoral concern are all blessings in my daily life.

Of particular interest are the prayers that you post. I came into the Church this past Easter and absolutely adore the older, well worn prayers that you offer to us readers from our beautiful tradition.

When I pray them I am surprised by how much these prayers come off as “from within the trenches.” No abstract niceties or fluffy theology, but rather a soul in the midst of battle calling for help, peace, and courage!

In any case, this leads me to my question. Is there a particular book of prayers that you would recommend as a resource for these gems of our tradition?

Thank you for reading. You and your readers are in my daily prayers.

Thanks for the prayers and the kind words.

I will open this up to the readers.

Anyone?

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QUAERITUR: Can very small children gain indulgences for Poor Souls?

From a reader:

Can a child who has not yet made their First Holy Communion obtain indulgences for the holy souls in purgatory on All Souls Day? My 5 year old would love to do this but I don’t want to tell him wrong as to whether or not he can participate.

Among the requirements for gaining this indulgence, the faithful must confess within a brief period of time and receive Holy Communion. A Latin Church child under the age of reason would not be able to fulfill these requirements, and so would not be able to gain this indulgence.

That said, I strongly urge the parent to allow her child to accompany her to the cemetery and pray to gain the indulgence!  Help to establish a habit of prayer that will serve the junior well through his whole life.

Furthermore, the prayers of small children are, in my opinion, efficacious even if they are not capable of gaining indulgences.

As someone not yet capable of committing a mortal sin, baptized children are in the state of grace. (Although I am not so sure about 3 year olds.)  Their prayers must be of surpassing sweetness to the ears of Our Lord, who would hardly refuse to answer. Parents should encourage children to pray for the souls in Purgatory. Even if little stupor mundi is not yet capable of fulfilling all the requirements for gaining the indulgence, he is nevertheless helping to free souls from the deprivation of Purgatory and to stand face to face before God.  Those holy souls will surely remember and intercede for the young one who assisted them in their hour of anguish.

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QUAERITUR: When a bishop writes a book, does it need an “Imprimatur”?

From a reader:

When a bishop/cardinal writes a book (e.g. Cardinal Wuerhl’s “Seek First the Kingdom”, is an imprimatur required, and if so, who is the ecclesial authority for that imprimatur. If no imprimatur, does that mean doctrinal/moral error in the book is possible?

What does the law really say?

The Code for the Latin Church currently in force no longer uses the term “imprimatur.”

Canons 823-832 now speak of “approval” and “permission”. The Eastern Code retains “imprimatur” (can. 661), and states that it expresses “ecclesiastical permission.”

Our old friend canon 17 says that in the interpretation of laws that are doubtful we areto seek “parallel places”. We are therefore free to continue to speak of an “imprimatur” (which everyone understands).

So!  An imprimatur is to be sought from either the local ordinary of the author, or the local ordinary of the place where the book is published.

Can. 134 tells us what we need to know about local ordinaries.  Local ordinaries include the Roman Pontiff (whose ordinary jurisdiction extends everywhere and is therefore also local), the diocesan bishop (or administrator, or apostolic vicar, or apostolic prelate), the vicar general, and the episcopal vicars (for those areas entrusted to their vicarious vigilance). Not included are ordinaries who are superiors of religious institutes and societies of apostolic life (they are ordinaries, but not local ordinaries).

If the book is written by a local ordinary, it need not have an imprimatur. Since he has the authority to grant an imprimatur, it wouldn’t be logical for him to approve of his own work.  “I’m Bishop Zuhlsdorf and approve this message.”  I think not.

In the case of a vicar general or episcopal vicar, it would be prudent (but not necessary) to seek approval from the diocesan bishop.  Besides, any good author will ask someone to check over the work before publishing it.  “Next, Monsignor Zuhlsdorf, let’s look at this chapter on the secret Vatican vampire assassins….”

Can. 830 speaks of the conference of bishops having a list of censors available (who knows if the USCCB has done so) and, of course, each bishop has the authority to appoint his own censors.  Every diocese needs them.

That said, not every book requires ecclesiastical permission to be published.

Canons 825-827 go through the layers of authoritative works and the permission required. Sacred Scripture, of course, is the most important, and requires approval either from the Holy See or the conference of bishops.

Liturgical books and prayer books – for public or private prayer – require permission from the local ordinary. Catechisms, text books for the sacred sciences destined for use in elementary, middle, high schools, and colleges and universities must have ecclesiastical approval before publication and use as works “on which instruction is based.” Books dealing with catechetical instruction or the sacred sciences that are not intended to be used as text books need not have approval, though approval is recommended.

Finally, books dealing with religion or morals that lack permission may not be exhibited, sold, or distributed in churches or oratories, unless there is specific permission to do so. Pastors of souls ought to go through their parish book rack thoroughly and eliminate anything that lacks ecclesiastical approval.

This is the pastor’s job, by the way.  No one should appoint herself to do this.

Just the other day, in New York at Holy Innocents, a zealous kookburger had left kooky photocopied literature in a mound on one of the tables in the back of the church.  There were some pretty crazy things therein, I can tell you.  One of the layman active around the place removed it… BUT… he confirmed that he had the knowledge and consent of the pastor.

If you see something, say something.  Don’t just trashcan it… unless it is the National Schismatic Reporter or The Tablet (aka The Bitter Pill).  Those are special cases requiring special treatment.

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VIDEO Horrific Sacrilegious “Mass”

This was a Swiss/German liturgical production from 2012. The video was just brought to my attention.

The worst liturgical sacrileges I have seen in recent times are perpetrated by German speakers.

If they puff up in high dudgeon about renovating bishops’ residences, perhaps ecclesiastical authorities should spare a few minutes for these liturgical horror shows.

Published on Dec 21, 2012
Mit einem Gottesdienst im Circus GO eröffnete die Kinderhilfe Bethlehem ihre diesjährige Weihnachtsaktion. Die Kollekte in den Weihnachtsgottesdiensten ist der finanzielle Grundstock zur Sicherung der Arbeit im Caritas Baby Hosptial in Bethlehem.

Be sure not to miss the belly-dancer with the enormous snake.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzdBAX02KHE&feature=player_embedded

I don’t think there should be a statute of limitations on this sort of abuse. And the fact that this is for a children’s association makes it child abuse.

Reason #101 for Summorum Pontificum.

 

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CDF directs clerics, faithful not to attend conferences favorable to Medjugorje

I don’t generally post much about Medjugorje, but this I must share.

The Congregation of the Doctrine of the Faith has directed that bishops be advised that

“clerics and the faithful are not permitted to participate in meetings, conferences or public celebrations during which the credibility of such ‘apparitions’ would be taken for granted.”

The combox moderation queue is ON.

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A new bishop for Rochester: reconstruction continues

As I wrote when His Excellency Most Reverend Leonard Blair was translated from Toledo to Hartford: “Bishops are not being penalized for involvement in the doctrinal assessment of the LCWR.  They are being promoted.”   The Fishwrappers had a spittle-flecked nutty.  Micken’s of The Bitter Pill had a melt-down.

Now Bp. Salvatore Matano has been moved from Burlington, Vermont to Rochester in New York… where he replaces one of the most liberal and loooooong-ruling bishops ehvur.

I wrote about Bp. Matano HERE.  He celebrated a Pontifical Mass in the older, traditional form of the Roman Rite in the jammed co-Cathedral of Burlington.  At that time he said: “If this is what it takes to fill our churches, then so be it,” he said. “I will do whatever I can to fill our churches.”

Stop and say a prayer for Bp. Matano as he begins his ministry in long-troubled Rochester.  Stop and say a prayer for Archbishop Viganò, who is guiding these appointments.

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Fishwrap attacks Military Chaplains. ACTION ITEM!

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At the National Schismatic Reporter (aka Fishwrap) there is a mean-spirited and wrong-headed opinion piece by someone who is described as “an arborist and a member of the Ithaca, N.Y., Catholic Worker community”.   In this piece he says that the collection to be taken up in support of the Archdiocese for Military Services is really a “sign that the spirit of militarism and nationalism has spread apace in our church, at least among our bishops”.

?!?

Let’s see more of this:

The archdiocese, on the other hand, does everything it can to assure young soldiers that carrying out the works of war is what Jesus would want them to do. Catholic military chaplains do not burden tender consciences with questions about the grisly things they encounter in war. They fulfill the role of “force multiplier” that the Pentagon has for them. Many soldiers would not be able to continue being efficient warriors without the spiritual support of chaplains who counsel obedience to commanding officers. More than 1,000 Catholic soldiers have died in the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan since 2001, but the archdiocese does not know their names. It is not responsible for funerals that take place at the home parish.

Despite its growing influence in the bishops’ conference, the very existence of the military archdiocese hangs by the thread of the possibility of the existence of a just war. Amazingly, even when the bishops admitted the war with Iraq was unjust before the 2003 invasion, they did not cut that thread of just war. Most bishops quickly supported Catholic participation in the war to avoid even the appearance of being unpatriotic or not supportive of the troops.

What came to mind as I read the piece in Fishwrap is the image of a 1960’s hippy spitting on a soldier in an airport.

Fishwrap, reverting to 60’s type, at its most virulent tree-hugging reason-free flower-power mode.

Fishwrap is attacking Catholic chaplains and the Military Archdiocese, along with all the bishops who support the Archdiocese, warmongers.  Support of the Archdiocese is, in this twisted view, tantamount to support of war.  If there’s a war, you see, then we need the Archdiocese.  Hopefully there will be a war, so that we can keep the Archdiocese going.  People who support the Archdiocese really want war.

See how easy that was?  You didn’t know you were an evil warmonger, like the bishops and the chaplains and everyone who has ever enlisted.

“But Father! But Father!”, some of you with matted-hair will now be screaming, the writer is against having any military at all!  No military, no war, right?  No war, no death, right?  We’ll finally have love and peace everywhere!  When we get rid of the military, we’ll get rid of the need for the military!  See? Even the radical Muslims will recognize that we are nice. They will stop wanting to fight us all the time.  But if you have chaplains, then you are supporting troops, and soldiers make up the military, which is for, like, war, right?  That means if you support chaplains, you want war!  And you hate Vatican II!”

No military at all.  Uh huh.  What could possibly go wrong with that?  We could all just, like, smoke some hash and, you know, like, make love and play the guitar and stuff.  And then we’ll all be killed.  But, hey!  At least we’ll die high and with multiple STDs.  Pass the bong, please.

The collection to support the Archdiocese for Military Services is important.  I suggest that you send a donation when the collection is taken up in your parish.  I suggest that you also send a donation right now.

I support the Archdiocese for Military Services and I support Catholic chaplains and I support the bishops who support both because I hate war and the suffering it causes.  We should pour out our support for chaplains, and therefore all the troops and their dependents, with true generosity.

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