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The "sign of peace" during Mass in the Ordinary Form...
- I dread it as it approaches and think of ways to avoid it. (36%, 9,555 Votes)
- I tolerate it. (35%, 9,195 Votes)
- I hate it so much I won't go to Mass where it is done. (12%, 3,205 Votes)
- I like it and am happy to do it. (11%, 2,955 Votes)
- I don't care one way or another. (6%, 1,696 Votes)
Total Voters: 26,606
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Should the Bishops of the USA have us return to obligatory meatless Fridays during the whole year and not just during Lent?
- Yes, and I think this is very important. (81%, 15,546 Votes)
- Yes, I guess so. (9%, 1,716 Votes)
- No, I hesitate about such a move. (5%, 900 Votes)
- No, this would be a really bad idea. (3%, 511 Votes)
- I don't care. (2%, 431 Votes)
- What's penance? (1%, 152 Votes)
Total Voters: 19,255
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Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
“Don’t cry for me, Novus Ordo…”
I wish they’d change the flight-path of these aircraft.
John Paul’s little dove just keeps returning!
It’s all in His Hands and we are but His instruments.
I always wanted to learn how to dance.
…This guy is ALWAYS looking over my shoulder!
With Moto in one hand and with Christ having my back, Do you hear me now Bishops of the world!!!!
Watch it dear brothers, BIG BROTHER is also looking over my shoulders…..
“Look! The Anglican flying bishops have arrived.”
Don’t complain to me, complain to Him. I’m just following orders.
It’s not about me or you; it’s about HIM! That’s why we need ad orientum.
Thank you, Holy Spirit, for the daily dispatches…
You think Communion on the tongue and kneeling is the end of my return to Tradition? Just wait until you see the rest up my sleeve!
But being full of the Holy Spirit, he gazed intently into heaven and saw the glory of God, and Jesus standing at the right hand of God;
Acts 7:55
But he, being full of the Holy Ghost, looking up steadfastly to heaven, saw the glory of God, and Jesus standing on the right hand of God. And he said: Behold, I see the heavens opened, and the Son of man standing on the right hand of God. Acts 7:55
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actually – I prefer this translation
Douay-Rheims
Look, it’s Fr. Z!
“I saw Satan like lightning falling from heaven.”
Non Anglicani sed angeli!
“The heaven are telling the glory of God…and all creation is shouting for joy…!”
It makes me think of Peter’s confession…
“Tu es Christus, Filius Dei vivi.”
“You are Christ, the Son of the Living God!”
Unus abhinc annum
HE’s in charge — you’re not. Deal with it.
Look, it’s a plane….Nooooo, it’s a bird….Noooo, it’s SuperJesus!!!!
You need to move that “For you and for many” banner a little more to the right. They won’t be able to read it where it is.
Fr. Z…Puhleeeeze return to Roma!
and here is how Holy Mass should begin….In nomine Patris…..
Herr Ober!!! Noch ein Fanta bitte!
Thank God for WDTPRS in this extraordinary hard form.
Must put Fr Z in charge of something important.
I think he’s cantoring…
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“Gather your people, O Lord….”
Next page…
Alles together now: Sie hills are alive, mit sie sound of Latin…
Check out my sweet new cuff links!
“Look! The Anglican flying bishops have arrived.”
Haha. That was a good one, though I think the concept of a ‘flying bishop’ is lost on many of the readers here.
Could you give me a little longer, please? I have quite a bit of work to finish up down here…
“In ze name of ze Father, ze….um…line please?”
LOL!! WE LOVE OUR POPE!!! : P
And I have to say my favorite’s so far on this thread have been Joe’s, Damian’s and Oscar’s. VERY funny y’all : )
Ecce, Agnus Dei!
In Hoc Signo Vinces.
And the emergency exits can be found up there!
Look! The Lord has returned! Ha Ha! Made ya look!
Everyone. Raise your right hand and look up to the sky.
Ha. Ha. You lose.
I didn’t say Pope Benedict XVI says…
The Ten Commandments 2.0
Pigeon, pigeon, pigeon! Komm back mit der first page of mein Speach, bitte!
Look… The smoke of Satan is leaving the sanctuary!!
“After I reform the liturgy, we’ll pile the guitars all the way up to there and have a big bonfire.”
…then bird droppings, from outta no where…it’s good luck , ya know.
“The hills are alive ….”
“If you guys with the guitar over there don’t stop HE is gonna take care of you…”
“I have this much mess to sort out!”
Ahoo! Gesucri’! vie’ ggiu’ che qua è ‘n casino!!
“Give me again the joy of your help;
with a spirit of fervour sustain me”
I can almost touch the majesty of the latin mass. :-)
Very good, but I’d like a bit more energy from the first sopranos.
“Everybody inside, here comes the rain.”
See what I have to put up with?
BRING ON THE ‘SMITE’ TEAM!
Oh my. Y’all are sooo funny. Its good to know I’m not the only one here with the overdeveloped sense of humor.
I had no idea this forum was so full of out-of-work comedians!
Especially liked: You need to move that “For you and for many” banner a little more to the right. They won’t be able to read it where it is. by BobP
I know our culture’s evil Lord… but did we *really* deserve the St. Louis Jesuits?
Now move the tabernacle to the right… YES! Now it’s back in the center of the Church for everyone to see!
“I believe I can fly …. I believe I can touch the sky …. I think about it every night and day … Spread my wings and fly awaayyyyyy”
The British! They’re coming!
brother, these stubborn Bishops, can’t they read simple Latin!!!
Flying Bishops, check
Flying Nun, check
But NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!
“Hey! All you Italians, Get off my lawn!”
“He said ‘now the tenors'”
According to Vatican Radio, the Pope was pointing to the new sun roof installed over the internal courtyard of the Apostolic Palace at Castel Gandolfo, and asked the crowd, “Have you noticed our new roof?”
Listen pigeon, just cause I’m wearning white…. Don’t you know who I am?
“I issue zem ze moto propriu, und zey ignore me. Lord, do vit zem vat you vill.”
Brandon++
Remember when liberals blew their stack over Summorum Pontificum last year?
You ain’t seen NOTHIN’ yet!
Just wait until the clarifications come out…
I’m talkin’ FIREWORKS!
Hooo-boy!!!
Remember when liberals blew their stack over Summorum Pontificum last year? You ain’t seen nothin’ yet!
Just wait until the clarifications come out…
I’m talkin’ FIREWORKS!
Hooo-boy!
OK! Everyone now…
“Our God..
Is an Awesome God ..
He reigns …
from Heaven above..
“Feel free to interrupt at any time, Lord. I can use all the help I can get!”
“…Gather us in, the rich and the haughty!”
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When the Holy Father is not playing Mozart with his brother, he conducts the Vatican Philharmonic.
“There, now can you see the traditional upper half-sleeve?”
“L is for Latin! You’ll be hearing more of it…”
“HERE I COME, ELIZABETH!” (a la Fred Sanford)
If I have to attend one more Mass like the one in D.C… I quit!
“If I have to attend one more Mass like the one in D.C… I quit”
Alter Christus? You bet!
“…and then the ninjas came, and tossed him in the air!”
Would someone please help get my cat Chico out of that tree!
It’s not over until the guy in white with the pectoral cross sings!
Let’s see Martin Luther, John Calvin and Henry VIII do this!
Please smite the U.S. bishops for me, Lord! And if you have the time, Britney Spears, Oprah and Jerry Springer. Thanks!
I have the answer!! I have the answer!! I’m infallible, you know!!
Don’t even think about it, pigeon.
Just keep the Liturgical Industrial Complex busy in the United States fussing with the translations while we put the finishing touches on the Marshall plan.
Mess with me? Look who my back up is (right where I am pointing) :)
And there I was, the Vicar of Christ, working in the vineyard of the Lord when I heard a voice whisper in my ear with authority, “Save souls, no more messy Mass. Lead them Peter.”