JUST TOO COOL: Fr. Z kudos to Our Lady’s Bees! They survived the fire #NDParis

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“All of you who stand fast in the Lord are a holy seed, a new colony of bees, the very flower of our ministry and fruit of our toil, my joy and my crown.” – St. Augustine of Hippo

From Crux:

Drunk on smoke: Notre Dame’s bees survive cathedral blaze

PARIS – Hunkered down in their hives and drunk on smoke, Notre Dame’s smallest official residents – some 180,000 bees – somehow managed to survive the inferno that consumed the cathedral’s ancient wooden roof.

Confounding officials who thought they had perished, the bees clung to life, protecting their queen.

“It’s a big day. I am so relieved. I saw satellite photos that showed the three hives didn’t burn,” Notre Dame beekeeper Nicolas Geant told The Associated Press on Friday.

“Instead of killing them, the CO2 (from smoke) makes them drunk, puts them to sleep,” he explained.  [Sobria ebrietas?]

Geant has overseen the bees since 2013, when three hives were installed on the roof of the stone sacristy that joins the south end of the monument.

The undersigned, on 26 Nov 2018 in the sacristy of Notre-Dame in Paris vesting for a Requiem Mass for Bp. Morlino in the Chapel of the Crown of Thorns.

The move was part of a Paris-wide initiative to boost declining bee numbers. Hives were also introduced above Paris’s gilded Opera.

The cathedral’s hives were lower than Notre Dame’s main roof and the 19th-century spire that burned and collapsed during Monday evening’s fire.

Since bees don’t have lungs, they can’t die from smoke inhalation – but they can die from excessive heat. European bees, unlike some bee species elsewhere, don’t abandon their hives when facing danger. [Did not know that.]

“When bees sense fire, they gorge themselves on honey and stay to protect their queen, who doesn’t move,” Geant said. “I saw how big the flames were, so I immediately thought it was going to kill the bees. Even though they were nearly 100 feet lower than the top roof, the wax in the hives melts at 145 degrees Fahrenheit.”

If the wax that protects their hive melts, the bees simply die inside, Geant explained.

Smoke, on the other hand, is innocuous. Beekeepers regularly smoke out the hives to sedate the colony whenever they need access inside. The hives produce around 165 pounds of honey annually, which is sold to Notre Dame employees.

Notre Dame officials saw the bees on top of the sacristy Friday, buzzing in and out of their hives.

“I wouldn’t call it a miracle, but I’m very, very happy,” Geant added.

Fr. Z kudos to Our Lady’s Bees!

Those of you who attend the Vigil tonight will hear of the bees during the Exsultet.

UPDATE:

I was just informed about a cocktail which would be a worthy Easter way to celebrate Our Lady’s Bees survival.

Make yourself a “Bees Knees”!

From Saveur:

BEES KNEES

For the honey syrup:
1 cup honey
1?3 cup hot water

For the cocktail:
1 oz. fresh lemon juice
3?4 oz. honey syrup
2 oz. gin, preferably Beefeater (well… I dunno)

Instructions
Make the honey syrup: In a container, combine honey and hot water and stir until completely mixed. Use immediately or store and refrigerate for up to 5 days.

In a shaker tin, combine fresh lemon juice, honey syrup, gin, and ice.
Shake vigorously and strain into a coupe glass.

 

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POLL: Foot-washing on Holy Thursday where you are – ORDINARY FORM

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“Behold, I make all things new.”

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The moment which, every time, nearly overwhelms me to the point of not being able to breathe is when Christ falls and His Mother has her flashback.  She – past and present – rushes to Him.   He quotes the not-yet-written Revelation 21:5:

“Behold, I make all things new.”

Of course He was saying what would be written would be spoken.

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#GoodFriday and You: Prayers for Holy Souls in Purgatory and Plenary Indulgences

Something which would enormously help every aspect of the life of the Church in the modern world is a revival of classic devotions and the return to a style of prayer which, to our ears, seems quite formal and, at times, florid. Spontaneous prayer is good. Spontaneous prayer that has been shaped and formed and rests on a solid foundation of well-crafted and classic prayers is better.

Today, Good Friday, there is a devotional prayer of St. Bridget for the Poor Souls, Holy Souls in Purgatory. It was revealed to St. Bridget that if this prayer is said devoutly 33 times on Good Friday, 33 souls would be released from Purgatory and 3 souls on ordinary Fridays.

THE GOOD FRIDAY PRAYER FOR THE HOLY SOULS

I adore Thee, O Holy Cross, which has been adorned with the tender, delicate and venerable hands and feet of my Savior, Jesus Christ, and immured with the Precious Blood. I adore Thee, my God, nailed to the Cross for me. I adore Thee again, O Holy Cross, for the love of my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. Amen.

You don’t have to do them all at once.

Also, you have the opportunity to gain plenary indulgences under the usual conditions on Good Friday.

From the Handbook of Indulgences:

“A plenary indulgence is granted to the faithful who

  1. Devoutly assist at the adoration of the Cross in the solemn liturgical action of Good Friday; or

  2. Personally make the pious Way of the Cross, or devoutly unite themselves to the Way of the Cross while it is being led by the Supreme Pontiff and broadcast live on television or radio.”

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Good Friday Reminder: Fasting, Abstaining, and You

Tomorrow is Good Friday. Let’s review our obligations before the day arrives so that we aren’t taken by surprise.

Two days of the year we modern Latin Church Catholics are asked both to fast and to abstain from meat.

According to the 1983 Code of Canon Law for the Latin Church, Latin Church Catholics are bound to observe fasting and abstinence on Ash Wednesday and Good Friday.

Here are some details. I have posted them before, and I am sure you know them already, but they are good to review.

FASTING: Catholics who are 18 year old and up, until their 59th birthday (when you begin your 60th year), are bound to fast (1 full meal and perhaps some food at a couple points during the day, call it 2 “snacks”, according to local custom or law – two snacks that don’t add up to a full meal) on Ash Wednesday and Good Friday.

Since we are Unreconstructed Ossifed Manualists, we pay attention to old manuals.  Prümmer suggests that for the morning snack a piece of bread and 2 ounces of nourishing food is sufficient, and that for the afternoon or evening snack, 8 ounces of nourishing food is permitted to all.  “Sufficient” for what is not entirely clear.  There is a difference between working construction and working at a computer.  This is greatly simplified by taking Good Friday off… if possible.

There is no scientific formula for this. Figure it out.

ABSTINENCE: Catholics who are 14 years old and older are abound to abstain from meat on Ash Wednesday and on all Fridays of Lent… and Good Friday in the Triduum.

In general, when you have a medical condition of some kind, or you are pregnant, etc., these requirements can be relaxed.

For Eastern Catholics there are differences concerning dates and practices. Our Eastern friends can fill us Latins in.  As I understand, the Byzantine (Ruthenian) Catholic Church in these USA has followed the Latin rite to a certain extent.  Abstinence from meat is required on all Wednesdays and Fridays of Great Lent, with the the strict fast (abstinence from meat and dairy) on Clean Monday and Good Friday.

You would do well to include works of mercy, both spiritual and corporal.

I also recommend making a good confession. Let me put that another way:

GO TO CONFESSION!

“But Father! But Father!”, some of you are saying anxiously, “What about my Mystic Monk Coffee? I can drink my Mystic Monk Coffee, can’t I? Can’t I?”

You can, of course, with and as part of your full meal and two “snacks”(portions that wouldn’t make a full meal) . No question there.

How about in between?

The old axiom, for the Lenten fast, is “Liquidum non frangit ieiuniumliquid does not break the fast”, provided you are drinking for the sake of thirst, rather than for eating. Common sense suggests that chocolate banana shakes or “smoothies”, etc., are not permissible, even though they are pretty much liquid in form. They are not what you would drink because you are thirsty, as you might more commonly do with water, coffee, tea, wine in some cases, lemonade, even some of these sports drinks such as “Gatorade”, etc.

Again, common sense applies, so figure it out.

Drinks such as coffee and tea do not break the Lenten fast even if they have a little milk added, or a bit of sugar, or fruit juice, which in the case of tea might be lemon.

Coffee would break the Eucharistic fast (one hour before Communion), since – pace fallentes – coffee is no longer water, but it does not break the Lenten fast on Ash Wednesday or Good Friday.

You will be happy to know that chewing tobacco does not break the fast (unless you eat the quid, I guess), nor does using mouthwash (gargarisatio in one manual I checked) or brushing your teeth (pulverisatio – because tooth powder was in use back in the day).

If you want to drink your coffee and tea with true merit I suggest drinking it from one of my coffee mugs. I’d like to offer an indulgence for doing so, but that’s above my pay grade.

There’s always the Liquidum non frangit ieiunium mug.

Click!

 

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TMSM: Holy Thursday Mass with the new vestments

UPDATE:

A good photographer also captured some moments from the Mass last night.  The gallery is HERE.

Example:

During the sermon…. you get a sense of the beauty of moment. We are trying to do something beautiful for God.

Click for a larger image.

JComm Enterprises LLC: Holy Thursday 2019 &emdash;

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Some images from Holy Thursday with the TMSM. We used our new vestments.

If these are a little out of order, please excuse.

 

  

             

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A good article in Crisis about France. Fr. Z adds a short rant.

From the onset I have hoped that the burning of the Cathedral of Notre-Dame will “spark” the Faith in Paris and in France.  And I don’t think that it is a mere “coincidence” that the famous church burned.   It may have been a construction machine glitch or it may have been a human act or it may have been the act of a human, but, as Chesterton observed, coincidences are God’s puns.   These events mean something.

At Crisis today there is a thoughtful piece by William Kilpatrick about the fire.  A couple of points.  I really like the quote from Flannery O’Conner.

In the Bible, the destruction of a city or a temple is often linked to immorality or unbelief. The fire and brimstone that was rained down on Sodom was punishment for the sins of its people. Likewise, Jesus warned the people of Capernaum and other cities that their fate could be worse than Sodom’s because they did not repent despite the “mighty works” he had performed in their midst (Matt. 11:20-24). When Jesus wept over the city of Jerusalem, he prophesied that its enemies “will not leave one stone upon another in you, because you did not know the time of your visitation” (Luke 19:41-44).

The “sign” of Notre Dame ablaze comes on top of other disturbing signs. Since the beginning of the year, dozens of churches in France have been vandalized, desecrated, and torched. In 2018, 1063 attacks on Christian Churches or symbols were registered in France—a 17 percent increase over 2017 when “only” 878 attacks were registered. Other signs that the times are out of joint are not hard to find.  Among the more horrific were the massacre at the office of the Charlie Hebdo publishers, the Bataclan Theatre attack, the truck jihad in Nice, and the Christmas Market massacre in Strasbourg.

Church desecrations and terror attacks are not confined to France, but since France is one of the most aggressively secular states in Europe, it may be more in need of signs than most.  And it may require more spectacular signs to call France—once considered the “eldest daughter of the Church”—back to the faith.

When asked why her stories were full of grotesque characters and shocking violence, Flannery O’Connor replied: “When you write for the blind, you have to write in big letters.” Those who live in overly-secularized societies, such as France, often become blinded to what is truly important in life, and may, therefore, require fiery signs to wake them up to reality.

The truth is that unbelief in France is probably as great as, if not greater, than in the Biblical cities and towns cited in Christ’s warning to the unrepentant. Only four percent of French Catholics attend Sunday Mass on a regular basis, and in the larger cathedrals, the number of tourists far exceeds the number of worshippers.

After visiting several Churches in France, including Notre Dame, Mark Steyn was struck by their emptiness: “One gets the sense that a living, breathing faith is just becoming, actually, a museum, an art gallery, a storage facility.” The cathedrals of Europe are truly magnificent and awe-inspiring, but the awe is for achievements that we no longer seem capable of because we lack the requisite faith.

The damage to Notre Dame is a wakeup call not only for Christians who have let their faith lapse, but also for dyed-in-the-wool secularists.

[…]

I’ll add an observation.  For a while now I’ve written about my own experiences in Paris.  I’ve gotten to Paris one or two times a year now for several years after a long hiatus of visiting the City of Lights.  I’ve noticed, over the last few years in Paris, that the churches have gone from being closed and dirty to open more often and being cleaned.  The lights are on and people more are praying in them.  I’ve seen the Blessed Sacrament exposed more often.

Also, I think that the revival of the Traditional Mass is playing a part.  How could it not?

And attacks, especially by Islamic terrorists are on the rise.

We must not forget that we are involved in a war on many levels, including the spiritual.  The Devil and his demons have human agents.   They will not be idle in the face of the revival of the Faith.  They will not be idle in the provocation – through signs – of their pawns.

God permits evils and brings glory from them.

Don’t forget, during your Triduum observances, to pray to the angels of France and to the Mother of God to help the awakening of Faith in the people of that ancient core of Christendom.

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So a guy with gas cans walks into @StPatsNYC in Midtown Manhattan…

…. No!  Really!

The NYPost reports – and I have verified through a NYPD source that this is for real – a guy with gas cans walked into St. Patrick’s Cathedral in midtown Manhattan today and got his crazy ass arrested by NY’s finest.

No, the gas cans were not empty and he wasn’t looking for gas for his lawn mower.   Presumably, there was gas in the gas cans.  The photos suggests also bottles of bbq fire starter and lighters.  HERE

Story HERE

There is a 24/7 NYPD post at St. Pat’s.

My 24/7 kudos to the NYPD.   And I think they just had a new class of officers sworn in today.  Congratulations!

I hope that every priest or layman working for every church and chancery out there will bring up discussion of an “action plan” in the case of arson.

  1. Where do you go?
  2. What do you get out?
  3. What’s your fire plan?
  4. Have you spoken with the Fire Department?

It’s always someone else… until it’s not.

Semper paratus.

UPDATE

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ARRIVED: Tenebrae Hearse! And a successful bout with Zuhlsdorf’s Law

The Tenebrae hearse arrived in time. I wanted it days ago, but it came.

I wanted it days ago so that we could check it out and solve problems (which, since I have read a lot of Augustine, and I know Zuhlsdorf’s Law, I knew there would be).

Unboxed by my colleague in the TMSM as I arrived.

We cleaned it a bit and got it assembled.

PROBLEM.  We were told that the candles would be 1.5″.  We got 1.5 candles.

Not true.  1.5 didn’t fit.   They have to be smaller.  We trimmed a couple but….

… that’s not going to work!

They are too close and there is no way that followers will work on them.

So… what to do?  Stuff something into the brass bases and try to keep smaller candles straight?

That’s not a good idea.

We scrounged in the basement and salvaged some pieces off of a seriously tacky curved rack.

They look like flames.

The new bases hold 7/8″.

Then we found an old… I do mean OLD box of about 24 unbleached candles.  7/8″ They are a little bruised, but “by His stripes are we healed.

And we found a box of a couple dozed glass followers that are small enough to work.

What it looks like without the candles.

Since I know that Zuhlsdorf’s Law is an incontrovertible law of the cosmos, I knew we had to get on this hearse well before the moment it was needed.   I’ve gotten to know the cosmos well.  It’s a good think we got to this ahead of time.

A huge Fr. Z thanks to MB, who stepped up with a donation that covered the purchase and the shipping.  We haven’t had the plaque made yet, because we wanted to see it first.  But, thank you! Thank you!

 

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PRAYERCAzT: What does the Latin Exorcism really sound like? FOR PRIESTS ONLY – UPDATED

St. Margaret beating the Devil with a hammer.

UPDATE 17 April 2019:

A while ago I had a request from an exorcist of a US diocese for a recording not only of Chapter 3, but also of Chapter 2.  “Euge! Euge!”, quoth I, “It is, however, long.   But I’ll tackle it.”

It’s long, alright.  I broke it into three files.  Actually, four, since I snipped off the final prayer into its own file.  I did NOT, as last time, provide a half-speed version.  Too much.  And if you are at this point, Father, where you need half speed for the Latin, you might need more than my recordings, if you get my drift.

I will NOT give these to lay people, so don’t even ask.   I will give them to priests who are “on the job”, as it were, especially working as exorcists.

Drop me a line: HERE 

Put in the email subject line: LATIN EXORCISM RECORDING [Exactly that, please, if you want me to respond]. Tell me who you are and where you are and WHICH CHAPTER you need.  

The new recording is NOT half speed, but I speak quite deliberately, compared to my usual pace.  I try to be precise, especially in the exorcism prayers.   There are… whew… a lot of psalms and I might speed up a little.

Again, bishops and priests only.

I will not divulge who asked.  So, even if you are a bishop whose Latin isn’t great, I won’t give you up.

BTW… Once upon a time, I asked an an exorcist about my comment (below) about demons mocking bad Latin.  He related to me what another exorcist told him.  The demon mocked the bad Latin but said that, even as bad as it was, it was still killing him!

The Devil hates Latin.

So, now I have both the entirety of Title XI Chapter 2 and Chapter 3.

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Dunstan 1 - Devil 0

Dunstan 1 – Devil 0

UPDATE:

From a priest reader:

I have been a priest of the archdiocese for 32 years and I am a good friend and co-worker in exorcism and deliverance ministry with….  Demons frequently mock and ridicule poor pronunciation of Latin when they manifest during the rite. We are tired of this distracting tactic.

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This is the time of year when we give special attention to the Holy Angels, who do so much for us.   At the same time, we also remember the vile work of the Enemy of the soul and the fallen angels, who hate us with brilliant and undying malice.

On that last note, I was contacted by a priest friend who is doing some training of exorcists.  He asked me to record in Latin the Chapter 3 of Title XI from the Rituale Romanum, used for exorcisms of infested places, etc.  This is not the exorcism of possessed persons.  That’s Chapter 2.

The rubrics at the beginning of this chapter say:

Sequens exorcismus recitari potest ab Episcopis, nec non a Sacerdotibus, qui ab Ordinariis suis ad id auctoritatem habeant.

The following exorcism can be pronounced by bishops, as well as by priests who have  authorization for this from their Ordinaries.

The Devil and fallen angels hate Latin.  Exorcists will often say that the older rite, from the Rituale Romanum in Latin is more effective.  I have also heard them say that demons mock badly used Latin.   Consider how a soldier drills and drills with his weapon, even stripping it down and reassembling it blindfolded, so that when he uses it, it functions properly and he doesn’t do more harm than good with it.  It is important to get it right.   The higher the stakes and the more potent the weapon, the more important it is to get it right.

This is my little contribution to exorcists so that they can be more effect in the field.

I will make my recordings available to priests, with the understanding that they use them properly and with the support of their Ordinaries.   Remember that “Ordinary” can mean many things in law.  A Vicar General of the Diocese is an “Ordinary”.  The rubric says “Ordinary”, not the Diocesan Bishop.  There are times when there is not diocesan bishop in a diocese, but there are ordinaries.  But I digress.

If you are not a priest or bishop, don’t bother asking for the recording.  Period.  If I get an email that says something like, “I’m not a priest, but…”, I will delete it.  If I get an email saying, “I’m Father’s parish secretary.  Father asked me to write to you because he doesn’t use email”, I’ll delete it.

“But Father! But Father!”, some of you might be complaining.  “I’m not a priest, but I want to hear this!  You have to make this available to everyone! We have RIGHTS, but you hate Vatican II, don’t you.  Give us these recordings NOW!”

No.

“But Father! But Father!”, you persist.  “We’ll complain that you aren’t sharing!  We’ll write nasty letters to your bishop and make incessant phone calls just like certain writer for the Fishwrap!  We’ll….”

I gave my short answer.  Here’s my longer anser.

Nooooooooo.

I made two recordings. I have a recording of

  • Chapter 3 read deliberately, pedantically, with careful pronunciation.  I omit rubrics, which you would not read aloud.
  • that same recording of Chapter 3 slowed down to 0.7 speed.

I did these recordings in mp3 at 128 bits, but I also saved them in 64 bits, slightly lesser quality but also less bulky, easier to send.

Drop me a line: HERE 

Put in the email subject line: LATIN EXORCISM RECORDING [Exactly that, please.]. Tell me who you are and where you are.  Again, bishops and priests only.  

BISHOPS NB: I won’t tell anyone who wrote to me, so if you are not comfortable yet with Latin, your secret is safe with me.  It seems to me that some of you avoid traditional rites in Latin because you don’t want to be seen not to be comfortable with it.  Don’t let that stop you.  Also, if you need to do something in Latin, CONTACT ME and I’ll record it for you, speaking or singing.  Entirely sub stola.

If there is need for Chapter 2, let me know and I’ll see what I can do.

Moderation queue is ON.

PS: Once upon a time I had a bit of a series for priests called PRAYERCAzTs.  I am not averse to reviving it, if there is interest.

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