From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 23-03-21 – Troubled seminarian

The “mole” has been stuck at home with a bad cold and so there have not been any entries for a few days.  We hope for a swift recovery.  Meanwhile, here’s an oldie.

September 20th 2023 [2022]

Dear Diary,

Shocked yesterday. The Chancellor of Vice told me he was looking at Dcn Butch’s Instagram. He’s always cruising clergy accounts looking for trouble.  Hard to say what he thought he’d find on Butch’s account, since he’s dead and all, last month.  I guess he’s being thorough.  Vice found a strange entry.  Butch’s grandson went off to one of these seminaries run by schismatics or something. He entered with at least THIRTY guys in his class.

I’m scratching my head. Why not go to our regional seminary? He’s lived here his whole life. Close-knit family. Why’s he going all the way across the country for this? I had no idea he was interested in being a priest. I saw him among the servers at Mass whenever I’d go up to Spud Corners, but I’m really surprised. Fr. Tommy didn’t seem to be at all surprised. I think he even approved!  These young priests.  I should ask Fr Bill not to put anything in the bulletin about this.  I really don’t want folks to the idea that this is okay.  Some other young guys might go for it. Latin and all those books instead of CPE and ecumenecal days.   I mean “stop the spread”! Right?

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Priests saying STUPID THINGS in the confessional… again

I had an exchange this morning via texting with a friend who was wondering about the validity of an absolution.

I suspect that priests who screw around with the words of absolution aren’t purposely trying to be cruel… but that’s the result. It is cruel to fool around with the form of sacraments because you cause real doubt in the minds of the people who want to receive them.

There are those priests who are either a) lazy and they’ve simply drifted away from the proper form or b) they are stupid and they never truly committed it to memory and don’t have a card as a reminder, or c) they think penitents are stupid so they tweak the form with their own touches to make it more meaningful (sometimes making it quite UNmeaningful) or d) a combination of all of the above.

Fathers! Don’t be lazy, stupid or condescending! USE THE PROPER FORM! It is nothing short of CRUEL to ad lib.

Lay People! Don’t let priests get away with this. Ask them to use the proper form. If they don’t or won’t report them to the pastor or the bishop. Keep in mind that priests of other Catholic Churches may have variants. Also, make sure you know what the form is.

Recently, the translation of the form of absolution in these USA was slightly altered to be more in keeping with the Latin (post-Conciliar) form. More about that HERE

Finally…

GO TO CONFESSION!

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Meanwhile,… I had a request to make the puzzle image larger.  Do you also want the variety of board and pieces or does that not make any difference?   This look reminds me of my childhood, yearning for the newspaper each day during Fisher v. Spassky.

White to move, of course, as indicated by the notation.

NB: I’ll hold comments with solutions ’till the next day so there won’t be “spoilers” for others.

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In chess news yesterday in the American Cup going on in St. Louis, Wesley So (yay!) duked it out with the always deadly Fabiano Caruana.  Wesley (yay! – he’s a solid Christian gent and lives in my native place) sent Fabi down to the lower bracket when he will face Aronian.  Wesley must now go up against Hikaru Nakamura.  This will be tough, to say the least.  Hikaru has been very strong in the classical format lately.

In my chess news, yesterday I played a couple OTB against the group’s strongest (probably).  Both time black.  I played as if I had never heard of “middle game”.  Strong out of my opening, when I was clearly up, I completely went to the zoo in the late middle game.  A couple of bad words offered themselves to me, but only in Russian, so I kept them to myself.  It’s my pattern: obtain a strong position and then snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.   There was no handy bridge to hurl myself off of, so I resolved to do better today.   What I need is a coach.   I renew my call for a Catholic Grand Master to give me a hand.  Anyone?  Know someone?  Know someone who knows someone?

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Happy AEQUINOCTIUM!

In the North, which is where most of you readers are, it is the first day of Spring, the Vernal Equinox, today.  We are interested in this day in particular because we date Easter as the 1) first Sunday 2) after the first full Moon 3) on or after the Vernal Equinox.

An equinox (twice a year, in the Spring or in the Fall) is the exact moment when the plane of your planet’s equator passes through the geometric center of your yellow star’s disk.  The Sun’s “equator” is lined up with the Earth’s equator.

Aequinoctium in from aequus (equal) and nox (night).  At an equinox, daytime and nighttime are of approximately equal length.

In the Northern Hemisphere, the March equinox is called the vernal or spring equinox while the September equinox is called the autumnal or fall equinox. In the Southern Hemisphere, the reverse is true. The dates slightly vary due to leap years and other factors.

In the Roman Curia calendar says that the Equinox occurred at 2124 UTC.

And the Roman “Ave Maria” changed to 18:45!  I’ll soon be reporting those again…thanks to you readers… from Rome!

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White to move. I found this to be pretty hard.

NB: I’ll hold comments with solutions ’till the next day so there won’t be “spoilers” for others.

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19 March – Feast of St. Joseph – Hope of the sick,  Patron of the dying,  Terror of demons,  Protector of Holy Church! 

Glorious St. Joseph.

Hope of the sick,
Patron of the dying,
Terror of demons,
Protector of Holy Church, 

Back in 2009 I made a PODCAzT – FOURTEEN YEARS AGO?!? – about the hymn sung in the Liturgy of Hours in honor of St. Joseph.

And from the Great Roman a couple years ago.

Bigné di San Giuseppe

Check it out! 

I drilled into a beautiful Gregorian chant hymn to St. Joseph in the Liturgia Horarum, the Liturgy of the Hours.

The hymn is Te, Ioseph celebrent and it is in the Liber Hymnarius for 1st and 2nd Vespers for the Feast of St. Joseph.

Also of note, Fr. Hunwicke has comments about his hymn at his fine blog, HERE.

Also we listened to an indulgenced prayer written by Pope Leo XIII, Ad Te Ioseph.

Finally, we hear St. Bernardine of Siena (+1444) preach on our Patron of the Universal Church who is Patron of the dying.

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Your Sunday Sermon Notes – 4th Sunday of Lent – “Laetare!” – 2023 and a POLL about color of vestments

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To business…

Too many people today are without good, strong preaching, to the detriment of all. Share the good stuff.

It was the 3rd Sunday of Lent in the Novus Ordo and in the Vetus Ordo.

Was there a GOOD point made in the sermon you heard at your Sunday Mass of obligation?

Tell about attendance especially for the Traditional Latin Mass. I hear that it is growing. Of COURSE.

Any local changes or (hopefully good) news?

I have some thoughts about the Sunday reading HERE.

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Meanwhile, in Kansas

This is from 1 March but I just found it today. The SSPX is building an amazing church in Kansas. The altar was installed.

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White to move.

NB: I’ll hold comments with solutions ’till the next day so there won’t be “spoilers” for others.

IMPORTANT BOOK ALERT

It will make libs wet their pants. It delves into the real meaning of sensus fidei… the sense of the faithful.  That’s exactly what the left does not want.

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In chess news, the American Cup is underway in St. Louis, GMs Fabiano Caruana, Leinier Dominguez, and Wesley So (yay!) all managed to win their matches on Saturday. The winners’ bracket semifinals at The American Cup will commence on Sunday, March 19, 2023, at 11.00 a.m. PT/20:00 CET. 14 year old Alice Lee is rolling ahead with wins.

EVENTS

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WDTPRS – 4th Sunday of Lent – Laetare (N.O.): Prompt devotion and eager faith

Fr. Finigan when he was still PP of Blackfen in the Rose vestments YOU readers helped to purchase in 2009!

The nickname Laetare originated from the first word of the Introit chant for Sunday’s Mass, “Rejoice!”

On Laetare Sunday there is a slight relaxation of Lent’s penitential spirit, because we have a glimpse of the joy that is coming at Easter, now near at hand.  Moreover, in the ancient Roman Church, before Lent was lengthened, the real, strict discipline began on the Monday after this Sunday.

The custom of using rose (rosacea) vestments is tied to the Station churches in Rome. The Station for Laetare Sunday is the Basilica of the Holy Cross of Jerusalem where the relics of Cross and Passion brought from the Holy Land by St. Helena (+c. 329), mother of the Emperor Constantine (+337), were deposited. It was the custom on this day for Popes to bless roses made of gold, some amazingly elaborate and bejeweled, which were to be sent to Catholic kings, queens and other notables. The biblical reference is Christ as the “flower” sprung forth from the root of Jesse (Is 11:1 – in the Vulgate flos “flower” and RSV “branch”). Thus Laetare was also called Dominica de rosa…. Sunday of the Rose. It didn’t take a lot of imagination to develop rose colored vestments from this. Remember, the color of the vestments is called rosacea, not pink (especially not baby-rattle pink). This Roman custom spread by means of the Roman Missal to the whole of the world.

Our Collect is a new composition for the 1970MR and subsequent editions of the Novus Ordo based on a prayer in the Gelasian Sacramentary and a section of a sermon by St. Pope Leo I, the Great (+461). There is some similarity between this Collect with those of Advent. On the 2nd Sunday of Advent, we heard: in tui occursum Filii festinantes… “those hurrying to meet your Son.” On the 3rd Sunday (this Sunday’s fraternal twin Gaudete, the only other day for rose vestments) we heard: votis sollemnibus alacri laetitia celebrare…”, to celebrate…with eager jubilation by means of solemn offerings.”

There is rosy anticipation in today’s Collect just as there was in Advent.

Without further delay, here is the beautiful Latin followed by the current ICEL version, the atrocious but happily obsolete ICEL version, and then… a couple of surprises!

COLLECT (2002MR):

Deus, qui per Verbum tuum
humani generis reconciliationem mirabiliter operaris,
praesta, quaesumus, ut populus christianus
prompta devotione et alacri fide
ad ventura sollemnia valeat festinare.

Sollemnia is the neuter plural of the adjective sollemnis meaning “yearly”, that which is established to be done each year. In religious contexts, it comes out as “religious, festive”. As a substantive, it is “a religious or solemn rite, ceremony, feast, sacrifice, solemn games, a festival, solemnity”. Sollemne, the neuter noun, is also, “usage, custom, practice”. In legal contexts, it can be “formality”. In later, Christian Latin words related to sollemnis came to indicate the celebration of the Eucharist. Alacer is “lively, brisk, quick, eager, active; glad, happy, cheerful”. Promptus, a, um is from the verb promo. Promptus indicates, “brought to light, exposed to view” and by extension “at hand, i. e. prepared, ready, quick, prompt, inclined or disposed to or for any thing.”

LITERAL RENDERING:

O God, who by Your Word
wondrously effect the reconciliation of the human race,
grant, we beg, that the Christian people
may be able to hasten toward the upcoming solemnities
with ready devotion and eager faith.

CURRENT ICEL (2011):

O God, who through your Word
reconcile the human race to yourself in a wonderful way,
grant, we pray,
that with prompt devotion and eager faith
the Christian people may hasten
toward the solemn celebrations to come
.

Note the marvelous parings of alacer fides and prompta devotio … “eager faith” and “ready devotion”. We know that fides “faith” can refer to the supernatural virtue which is given to us in baptism and also to the content of what we believe. This content must be understood as both the things we can learn and memorize with love, but more importantly the divine Person whom we must learn and contemplate with love.

There is a faith by which we believe, the virtue God gives us, and a faith in which we believe, the content of the Faith.

On the other hand, whereas fides is a supernatural virtue, devotio is an “active” virtue according to St. Thomas Aquinas in the Summa Theologica. The Angelic Doctor wrote:

“The intrinsic or human cause of devotion is contemplation or meditation. Devotion is an act of the will by which a man promptly gives himself to the service of God. Every act of the will proceeds from some consideration of the intellect, since the object of the will is a known good; or as Augustine says, willing proceeds from understanding. Consequently, meditation is the cause of devotion since through meditation man conceives the idea of giving himself to the service of God” (STh II-II 82, 3).

The Jesuit preacher Louis Bourdaloue (1632-1704) underscored devotion as especially “a devotion to duty”. What we do, including our “devotions”, must help us keep the commandments of God and stick to the duties of one’s state in life before all else. There is an interplay between our devotions and our devotion.

Each of us has a state in life, a God-given vocation we are duty bound to follow.

We must be devoted to that state in life, and the duties that come with it, as they are in the here and now.

That “here and now” is important.

We must not focus on the state we had once upon a time, or wish we had, or should have had, or might have someday: those are unreal and misleading fantasies that distract us from reality and God’s will. If we are truly devoted and devout (in the sense of the active virtue) to fulfilling the duties of our state as it truly is here and now, then God will give us every actual grace we need to fulfill our vocation.

Why can we boldly depend on God to help us?

If we are fulfilling the duties of our state of life, then we are also fulfilling our proper roles in His great plan, His design from before the creation of the universe. God is therefore sure to help us. And if we are devoted to our state as it truly is, then God can also guide us to a new vocation when and if that is His will for us.

Faithful in what we must do here and now, we will be open to something God wants us to do later.

This attachment to reality and sense of dutiful obedience through the active virtue devotio is a necessary part of religion in keeping with the biblical principle in 1 John 2:3-5:

“And by this we may be sure that we know Him, if we keep His commandments. He who says ‘I know Him’ but disobeys His commandments is a liar, and the truth is not in him; but whoever keeps his word, in him truly love for God is perfected. By this we may be sure that we are in Him: he who says he bides in Him ought to walk in the same way in which He walked.”

And now….

OBSOLETE ICEL (1973):
Father of peace,
we are joyful in your Word,
your Son Jesus Christ,
who reconciles us to you.
Let us hasten toward Easter
with the eagerness of faith and love.

This makes you want to pound your head against the table.

What would happen if we translated the ICELese back into Latin? If the ICEL were accurate, you might expect some similarities, right?

WARNING: Do not attempt this at home. Spiritual harm and damage to property can be caused by thinking about these obsolete ICEL versions. Leave this sort of thing to trained professionals and people with tough foreheads.

LATIN REVERSION of the OBSOLETE ICEL:
Pater pacis,
in tuo Verbo, Iesu Christo filio tuo,
qui nos tibi reconciliat, laetamur.
Fidei studio et amoris
ad diem Paschalis festinemus.

So, just for kicks we can see how the Google translates the Latin original.

GOOGLE TRANSLATOR MACHINE VERSION:
O God, who by your word
reconciliation of the human race dost wonderfully,
grant, we beseech Thee, that the Christian people
with ready devotion and eager faith
the formalities to come to the be able to hurry up
.

Oookaayyy… ‘nuf said about that.

And there are some in the church today who want to revise the norms for liturgical translation.  Talk about wanting to “turn back the clock”!  The irony would be laughable if the stakes weren’t so high.

Meanwhile, here are some photos of the solemn set in rose which I had made for the “Tridentine Mass Society of Madison“?  This “non-profit” group seeks only the gain of souls.  It is still “in business”, as it were.  With restructuring of the dioceses parishes, there are strong reasons to believe that the TLM will be able to flourish in a peaceful and healthy way.  TMSM is determined to work to raise the tide and, therefore, raise all boats.  When the TLM flourishes, there is a knock on effect on the way the Novus Ordo is celebrated, especially by those priests who have learned it.  They never say Mass the same way again.  This was, in part, the vision of the late Benedict XVI, who foresaw a “mutual enrichment”.  I call it a “gravitational pull”.  Ratzinger believed that the organic development of liturgical worship could be sparked back into action after the abrupt discontinuity of the imposition of an artificially cobbled together right, the Novus Ordo, through the side-by-side use of the Vetus Ordo.  Early on, Ratzinger thought that the Novus Ordo would have logical priority in this organic interplay.  However, as time passed, I am convinced that he through that the Vetus Ordo should have logical priority, hence his juridical solution in Summorum Pontificum to bring more and more celebrations of the Vetus Ordo into the light of day, side by side with the Novus Ordo, such that eventually a tertium quid would develop.  Ratzinger was, I think, a bit of a Hegelian, for which he can – in this matter – be indulged: what he tried to do was working.  This is proven by the savagery of the enemies of the people who desire the Vetus Ordo.  I digress.

Consider sending tax deductible donations to the TMSM (of which I am still president)!  HERE  The future has a rosy cast to it.

Speaking of rosy, here are shots of when I put appliques on our rose set.  I had the letters custom made.

And in action… alas, from a mobile phone camera.

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Mass is worth it!

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