Caption call

15 Responses to Caption call

1. Royce says:

   22 December 2007 at 10:13 am

   I swear I’ve been good this year Holy Father! What? No, we’ll get rid of those guidelines right away, just don’t bring me coal again this year!
2. Vincenzo says:

   22 December 2007 at 10:16 am

   

   Visit Sancte Pater.
3. Cathy_of_Alex says:

   22 December 2007 at 10:35 am

   LOL! Nice try, Vincenzo. The day I meet the Holy Father, my head will be covered and I’ll be kissing his ring not shaking his hand.

   My captions:

   The Holy Father screams: “Guards!”

   or

   Holy Father: “How are the Vikings doing?”
4. Habemus Papam says:

   22 December 2007 at 10:56 am

   Pope: “You ain’t seen seen nothing yet. 2008 is the bigee!”
5. Grunt says:

   22 December 2007 at 11:58 am

   Nulla est medicina sine lingua Latina
6. Peterk says:

   22 December 2007 at 12:16 pm

   “and how many Latin Masses are said in your diocese?”
7. John Enright says:

   22 December 2007 at 12:16 pm

   I knew I should have gone BEFORE halftime.
8. danphunter1 says:

   22 December 2007 at 12:36 pm

   Don’t look now Cardinal Mindzsenty but that’s Cardinal Roncalli just behind you.
9. John Polhamus says:

   22 December 2007 at 1:42 pm

   Holy Father, we have come to request you to wear the Camauro with the winter mozetta again this year! Please? There are still three days left till Christmas, you know!!
10. Doug says:

    22 December 2007 at 2:04 pm

    “I’m sorry Cardinal. What was your name again? You all do so look alike.”
11. Dr. J says:

    22 December 2007 at 2:11 pm

    “Holy Father, I’d like a Red Ryder BB gun for Christmas!”

    “You’ll shoot your eye out, kid!”
12. moretben says:

    22 December 2007 at 4:30 pm

    “Okay, what’s your plan if I decide to give you Westminster?”

    ” – Well, Holy Father, I’d… I’d…”

    “NEXT”
13. david andrew says:

    23 December 2007 at 12:43 pm

    “. . . and I want a 1962 Missale with the red leather binding and gold edges on the pages and plenty of ribbons. . . and a mens’ schola and . . . “
14. stacy says:

    23 December 2007 at 3:47 pm

    Pope whispering: “Summorum Pontificum lives. Pass it on.”
15. Louis E. says:

    25 December 2007 at 1:18 am

    (with apologies to the prelate into whose mouth I put these words)
    “But Holy Father,if we can’t define `idoneus’ as meaning `unanimously declared a better Latin poet than Ovid or Horace,historian than Livy or Tacitus,tragedian than Seneca,and comic playwright than Plautus by the classics faculties of ten different universities’,then how are we to guarantee places on the schedule for our Heavy Metal Striptease Masses?”