From a reader:
When I was in Chicago, I picked up a bottle of wine called “Novus Ordo.” When I brought it back home for a priest friend he insisted that we create an appropriate wine stopper capturing the “spirit” of Vatican II.
Of course we had to honor Bugnini and even Rembert Weakland who where responsible for creating such a magical liturgy. And to mark their lasting success we crowned them with a rainbow and fluffy unicorn!
… All sitting on an orb of shinny glitter and rainbows.
We even made the bottle into a lava-lamp.
It wiggles and bubbles and gurgles–just like my stomach at the sight of some creative renditions of the Novus Ordo. And with the little light bulb in the bottom, here in this place, “new light is streaming!”
No… heyyyyyy… wait just a doggone minute here! Unicorns? Stomach…. lava…?
Are they making fun of the Novus Ordo?