More advice from the always useful and amusing Peter’s Evil Overlord List.
When I am an evil overlord…
28. My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot escape and into which I could not accidentally stumble.
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50. My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks.
That list was as amusing as a Kennedy funeral is unamusing.
98. If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However if circumstance have forced them together against their will and they spend all their time bickering and criticizing each other except during the intermittent occasions when they are saving each others’ lives at which point there are hints of sexual tension, I will immediately order their execution.
I think you secretly wish for number 50 father
“50. My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks.”
Yeah, but that means your foe’s 5-year-old consultant will be able to hack in and out at will.