From a friend.
WARNING TO MALE READERS: Simply reading the text in the images, below, may compromise your testosterone level. Imagine what reading aloud might do.
This idiocy was perpetrated on the People of God at a parish. It came with the note:
“Just the latest from a parish – the one with 60 minutes of confessions per month.”
Give us a share of that divine innocence that … what? that… made Zachary a mute until his boy’s bris?
It must have taken monumental self-control not to break out in laughter.
An hour total time for confessions… total… in a month… and then they do this crap?
You would think that this sort of thing would have washed out with the demise of cabbage patch kids.
But wait! There’s more. Another sheet came in.