CAUTION! HARD WORD SIGHTING! CAUTION!

I don’t want to upset any of you with this, but I am going to inflict a word on you poor ignorant readers which many consider to be tooo haaard for Mary and Joe Catholic.

Yes, I mean the dread

ineffable!

Some of you will recall that, during the debates on the new, corrected translation of the Roman Missal, some feet-draggers and naysayers claimed that you numbskulls out there in the pews would, when hearing words such as “ineffable”, curl up into shivering balls and suck your thumbs in confusion.

From the Journal Sentinel of Milwaukee.

Sisters’ chapel remains an exquisite tribute to the divine

What is holy is perhaps, by its very nature, ineffable.

Still, we try.

We compose music. Create paintings. Carve statues. Write poems.

We build sacred places and fill them with sacred things, trying to make firm what many believe is impossible to touch. The effort is very human, sure to fall short, and the best attempts are therefore all the more exquisite.

Milwaukee is dotted with such places. Some are right there, out in the open – Calatrava’s brise soleil, for instance.

Others are all but hidden. Among the all but hidden, none is more extraordinary than the School Sisters of St. Francis’ 95-year-old St. Joseph Chapel.

Given its dimensions – a cruciform 200 feet long, 90 feet wide, with a dome that reaches 70 feet above the sanctuary floor – its very location is unlikely.

Come through the St. Joseph Center’s nondescript entry in the 1500 block of S. Layton Blvd., sign in at the front desk and follow directions to the second floor. Look for the room with a cathedral in it.

On a recent afternoon, Sister Barbaralie Stiefermann, a member of the School Sisters of St. Francis community and one of the chapel’s docents, sat in a pew not far from where her father sat on June 13, 1950, and wept as he watched her become a sister.

To be a docent for the chapel appears to be an irregular job. The chapel is open to anyone, but few visit other than prayerful sisters and the occasional awed architect, historian or art student.

“People have been going by here for decades and don’t even know we exist,” Sister Barbaralie says.

“It’s a shame.”

[…]

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REMINDER: Z-Swag – Newman’s “To be deep in history” Mug

Those of you who may be new readers may not know about the mug I made with a phrase of Bl. John Henry Newman: “To be deep in history is to cease to be a Protestant.

Thinking back on the course of my own conversion, the elements which made it easier to take the plunge, and considering the growing projects of the Anglican Ordinariates, and also remembering that Benedict XVI – the Pope of Christian Unity – beatified John Henry Newman…. I put the phrase on a coffee mug.

I used my mug today for a nice Earl Grey tea, which made me think about posting about it again.  It’s pretty nice.

Fill yours with Mystic Monk Coffee as soon as humanly possible.

Here is a shot of the regular sized coffee mug… I’ll bet you could put your yogurt and granola in it too.

To be deep in history

The Z-Swag Store is HERE.

A shot of the larger coffee mug.. I’ll bet that you could put … hot chocolate in it too!

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You see that for this mug I really wrapped the design across most of its surface.

Here is the largest mug, the stein.  I suspect that this might be coaxed into holding a beer.

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The image itself (it’s larger on the mugs):

To be deep in history

Here are three shots of the ur-mug, the larger coffee mug.   It is made from the same durable stuff I have been punishing for years in the microwave and dishwasher.

I also made another version, with the phrase tighter on one side to make it easier to read:

 

After years of treating these things with great brutality in the nuclear reactor and the bottom rack of the washer near the heat, I have succeeded in getting a crack in one of them, cosmetic, but not fatal.

It might start a conversation.   But I suggest that before flashing it about, you might brush up on why being deep in history leads to the Catholic Church.

You can find all the links you need to Z-stuff here.

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WE ARE THE 99%! OCCUPY VATICAN!

A reader sent me this amusing graphic.  I was reminded of two things.  First, years ago in Rome there was a common wall-scrawl from the spray-painting vandals: CLORO AL CLERO.  I was also reminded of the facetious post I made about the nuns protesting the jailing of the Holy Father’s document leaking butler, whom they likened to Daniel Elsberg.

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Pluto Augmented

At APotD I saw this interesting news: Pluto has a fifth moon!

A fifth moon has been discovered orbiting Pluto. The moon was discovered earlier this month in images taken by the Hubble Space Telescope in preparation for the New Horizons mission’s scheduled flyby of Pluto in 2015. Pictured above, the moon is currently seen as only a small blip that moves around the dwarf planet as the entire system slowly orbits the Sun. The moon, given a temporary designation of S/2012 (134340) 1 or just P5 (as labeled), is estimated to span about 15 kilometers and is likely composed mostly of water-ice. Pluto remains the only famous Solar System body never visited by a human-built probe and so its origins and detailed appearance remain mostly unknown.

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Your Good News

What is you good news?

Do you have some good thing you can share with the readers?

It is encouraging to hear about the good things happening to people who participate here.

For my part, apart from all the other pressing things, yesterday evening I was able to get not one but two articles done for the paper.  Thus, I am ahead of the game for my annual gathering of priests next week.

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QUAERITUR: Is the Sabbatine Privilege still in force?

From a reader:

Regarding the Sabbatine Privilege, it is my understanding that person may meet the requirements by reciting the Little Office of the Blessed Virgin Mary or, if given permission by their priest, saying the Rosary.

My question is may a person also fulfill gain this privilege by daily recitation of Divine Office (which I recite) or must it be the Little Office of the Blessed Virgin Mary?

Since the Sabbatine privilege is no longer listed in the Enchiridion Indulgentiarum, and since all indulgences from previous times are explicitly abrogated by the current Enchiridion, we can safely conclude that the Sabbatine privilege has also been abrogated.

Some of you scratching your heads and asking, “But Father! But Father! What’s the  Sabbatine privilege?”

In a nutshell:

The Sabbatine Privilege is a promise by our Blessed Mother that she would liberate from Purgatory, on the Saturday after their death, those souls who met the following conditions during their lives on earth. “Sabbatine” is an adjective deriving from Sábbato, the Latin word for Saturday.

For the conditions and a more complete explanation I recommend that you go HERE.

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Your Sunday Sermon Notes

Tell us some good point from the Sunday sermon you heard!

For my part, I was deeply struck by the end of the Gospel for today’s Mass for the Extraordinary Form, for the 7th Sunday after Pentecost:

Not everyone who says to Me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ shall enter the kingdom of heaven; but he who does the will of My Father in heaven shall enter the kingdom of heaven.

Talk about a provocation to examine your conscience!

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Douthat’s NYT Op-Ed: Can Liberal Christianity Be Saved?

From Hell’s Bible, aka The New York Times:

OP-ED COLUMNIST
Can Liberal Christianity Be Saved?  [In this case I am in favor of euthanasia.]

By ROSS DOUTHAT

IN 1998, John Shelby Spong, then the reliably controversial Episcopal bishop of Newark, […who, if I recall correctly, at one point said he did not believe in God…] published a book entitled “Why Christianity Must Change or Die.” Spong was a uniquely radical figure — during his career, he dismissed almost every element of traditional Christian faith as so much superstition — but most recent leaders of the Episcopal Church have shared his premise. Thus their church has spent the last several decades changing and then changing some more, from a sedate pillar of the WASP establishment into one of the most self-consciously progressive Christian bodies in the United States.

[NB] As a result, today the Episcopal Church looks roughly how Roman Catholicism would look if Pope Benedict XVI suddenly adopted every reform ever urged on the Vatican by liberal pundits and theologians. [Excellent.] It still has priests and bishops, altars and stained-glass windows. But it is flexible to the point of indifference on dogma, friendly to sexual liberation in almost every form, willing to blend Christianity with other faiths, and eager to downplay theology entirely in favor of secular political causes.

Yet instead of attracting a younger, more open-minded demographic with these changes, the Episcopal Church’s dying has proceeded apace. Last week, while the church’s House of Bishops was approving a rite to bless same-sex unions, Episcopalian church attendance figures for 2000-10 circulated in the religion blogosphere. They showed something between a decline and a collapse: In the last decade, average Sunday attendance dropped 23 percent, and not a single Episcopal diocese in the country saw churchgoing increase.

This decline is the latest chapter in a story dating to the 1960s. The trends unleashed in that era — not only the sexual revolution, but also consumerism and materialism, multiculturalism and relativism — threw all of American Christianity into crisis, and ushered in decades of debate over how to keep the nation’s churches relevant and vital.

Traditional believers, both Protestant and Catholic, have not necessarily thrived in this environment. The most successful Christian bodies have often been politically conservative but theologically shallow, preaching a gospel of health and wealth rather than the full New Testament message.

But if conservative Christianity has often been compromised, liberal Christianity has simply collapsed. Practically every denomination — Methodist, Lutheran, Presbyterian — that has tried to adapt itself to contemporary liberal values has seen an Episcopal-style plunge in church attendance. Within the Catholic Church, too, the most progressive-minded religious orders have often failed to generate the vocations necessary to sustain themselves.  [Hear that LCWR?]

Both religious and secular liberals have been loath to recognize this crisis. Leaders of liberal churches have alternated between a Monty Python-esque “it’s just a flesh wound!” bravado and a weird self-righteousness about their looming extinction. (In a 2005 interview, the Episcopal Church’s presiding bishop explained that her communion’s members valued “the stewardship of the earth” too highly to reproduce themselves.)

Liberal commentators, meanwhile, consistently hail these forms of Christianity as a model for the future without reckoning with their decline. [Hear that Fishwrap?] Few of the outraged critiques of the Vatican’s investigation of progressive nuns mentioned the fact that Rome had intervened because otherwise the orders in question were likely to disappear in a generation. [I wonder… in this case could we support assisted-suicide?] Fewer still noted the consequences of this eclipse: Because progressive Catholicism has failed to inspire a new generation of sisters, Catholic hospitals across the country are passing into the hands of more bottom-line-focused administrators, with inevitable consequences for how they serve the poor.  [Right!  And these liberal nuns blather on and on about helping the poor, serving the poor, the poor, the poor, while they are making sure that they have no vocations to perpetuate their work. Charity considers the true need of the other.  Were those sisters truly interested in the poor, they would adopt a model of religious life that inspires vocations to the communities so that they can continue to help the people they profess to want to serve.  Is this rocket science?  I think not.]

But if liberals need to come to terms with these failures, religious conservatives should not be smug about them. The defining idea of liberal Christianity — that faith should spur social reform as well as personal conversion — has been an immensely positive force in our national life. No one should wish for its extinction, or for a world where Christianity becomes the exclusive property of the political right.  [However, in concrete terms I don’t think our hospitals and schools were built in an age when the liberal/progressivist thing dominated.]

What should be wished for, instead, is that liberal Christianity recovers a religious reason for its own existence. As the liberal Protestant scholar Gary Dorrien has pointed out, the Christianity that animated causes such as the Social Gospel and the civil rights movement was much more dogmatic than present-day liberal faith. Its leaders had a “deep grounding in Bible study, family devotions, personal prayer and worship.” They argued for progressive reform in the context of “a personal transcendent God [There it is!  “TRANSCENDENT”!] … the divinity of Christ, the need of personal redemption and the importance of Christian missions.”

Today, by contrast, the leaders of the Episcopal Church and similar bodies often don’t seem to be offering anything you can’t already get from a purely secular liberalism. Which suggests that perhaps they should pause, amid their frantic renovations, and consider not just what they would change about historic Christianity, but what they would defend and offer uncompromisingly to the world.

Absent such a reconsideration, their fate is nearly certain: they will change, and change, and die.

WDTPRS kudos to Mr. Douthat.

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GUEST ENTRY: Praying and vesting in armor before combat and before Holy Mass

When a priest prepares for Holy Mass it is customary for him to say prayers as he dons each vestments. When putting on the amice, he lets it rest on the top of his head briefly and he says the prayer:

Upon my head, O Lord, place the helmet of salvation, so that I may defeat the assaults of the devil.

I received today an email which I share with my emphases:

Father Z,

Let me say first, thank you for the time you put into your blog. It is a solid source of information and community to those who need it, including myself and some compatriots of mine here in Afghanistan.

I know you often preach the use of vesting prayers for Mass, and after seeing something today, thought you may appreciate knowing what I witnessed.

As a backround, I am a former seminarian who left in good faith. I later felt a calling to, and joined the armed forces becoming a commisioned officer. In my time as a seminarian, I grew an appreciation and facination for the vesting prayers before Mass, but have never had quite the appreciation as I do now, finishing up my tour in combat.

I lead Soldiers as a full time job now, part of my job is leading the recovery of destroyed vehicles and ensuring personnel make it back to safety when things go for the worse. I always say a quick prayer as I put my equipment on, as it is the one physical thing often protecting my life from leaving this world when I am in the open.

Past myself however, I have been stuck recently with a sense of amazement as I have witnessed my Soldiers ‘vest’ in their armor before we head into an area we know will be dangerous. Everytime, no matter their beliefs on the divine, or how excited or scared they may actually be, I have noticed every one of them has at least a moment of reflection or invocation, as their myriad of equipment is hastily put on by themselves and their brothers.

I know there are many seminarians, Priests, and we can only hope… Bishops that read this site. I myself consider what I do a trifle in regards to what the Priest does as he ascends calvalry in the Divine Liturgy. While accidental when considered to the substance of the Mass, I hope all Priests realize and take the time to meditate on what is happening as they vest in the armor the Church has provided for her Soldier. We need them to build this fundamental block, it will keep them alive and healthy for the Church Militant.

End point, I just felt like I was suppose to share this experience with you. Thank you for your vocation Father, and I will always pray for your ministry. I do not mind if you share anything I wrote.

God Bless you, Lieutenant.

I will remember you and your men during the next Mass I say.

I ask all the readers here, please, in your charity, to stop – right now – and say the Prayer To St. Michael, asking the great Archangel to protext the Lieutenant and those under his command from all spiritual and temporal harm.

Sancte Michael Archangele,
defende nos in proelio;
contra nequitiam et insidias diaboli esto praesidium.
Imperet illi Deus, supplices deprecamur:
tuque, Princeps militiae Caelestis,
satanam aliosque spiritus malignos,
qui ad perditionem animarum pervagantur in mundo,
divina virtute in infernum detrude.
Amen.

Saint Michael the Archangel,
defend us in battle;
be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil.
May God rebuke him, we humbly pray:
and do thou, O Prince of the heavenly host,
by the power of God,
thrust into hell Satan and all the evil spirits
who prowl about the world seeking the ruin of souls.
Amen.

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NEW: Recording of the “Internet Prayer” in NORWEGIAN!

Many years ago for those who are going to get online, the Oratio ante colligationem in interrete or Prayer Before Connecting to the Internet.

I was delighted to receive a recording of the prayer in Norwegian!

I have now collected 33 languages in text and 11 recordings.

NORWEGIAN

Bønn før en logger seg på internett:

Allmektige evige Gud, Du som har skapt oss i ditt bilde, og oppfordret oss til å søke det som er godt, sant og vakkert, spesielt i din enbårne Sønns, vår Herres Jesu Kristi, gudommelige person. Vi ber at du, gjennom den hellige biskop og kirkelærer Isidors forbønn, vil gjøre det slik at vi på våre reiser gjennom internettet retter hender og øyne mot det du finner velbehagelig, og at vi behandler alle vi møter med kjærlighet og tålmodighet. Ved Kristus vår Herre. Amen

I welcome translations in new languages and, especially, recordings of the same by native speakers of the languages. To email me, click HERE.

For an explanation of the genesis of the prayer, click HERE.

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