Bad Liturgical Idea #7548023

How ridiculous are things getting?

This is an indication.

From Core77:

Industrial Designer Solves Problem of Social-Distancing Priests Baptizing Babies with Squirt Guns

Joshua Skirtich’s 3:16 Magnum Baptism squirt gun

How does a priest baptize a baby while adhering to social distancing? Industrial designer Joshua Skirtich observed the new trend of using squirt guns loaded with holy water.

[… pictures of dopey priests pointing squirt guns at babies… ]

It’s obviously disturbing to see an adult pointing any type of firearm-like device at a baby. Skirtich came up with something far better. Here’s his project:

3:16 Magnum

Recently, Catholic priests began using squirt guns loaded with holy water to baptize from afar. Photos of these Covid-19 Baptisms showcase uniformed men holding vibrant, plastic, toys for what is normally a serious, sacred ceremony. I initially thought to redesign the gun as a joke, but later realized it as a serious opportunity to design a premium squirt gun – something that has never really had a reason to exist.

The gun’s silhouette is a cross, the most important symbol of Christianity. The red cross floating in acrylic doubles as crosshairs (to aim with) and another nod to Christianity.

Three holes in the barrel signify ” the father, the son, and the holy spirit,” a doctrine used to explain the complex structure of God being three entities at once. During a baptism, the priest will say “I baptize you in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit.”

No.

Just, No.

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#ASonnetADay – 126. “O thou, my lovely boy, who in thy power…”

And so we come to the end of the “Fair Youth Sonnets”.

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#ASonnetADay – 125. “Were’t aught to me I bore the canopy…”

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BOOKS RECEIVED: Card. Pell’s Prison Journal, Kwasniewski’s latest, and a post-Conciliar French commentary about the “modern” Church

My spies tell me that, possibly tomorrow, something big in the line of news involving Card. Pell.

Meanwhile, today I see at The Australian that since 2014, without the knowledge of senior Church leaders, $2.3 BILLION have be transferred to Australia, in increasing amounts as the years went on.

No one seems to know why.

I bet we will find out!

Meanwhile again, I received a copy of Card. Pell’s new book…

PRISON JOURNAL – Vol. 1 – Ignatius Press

US HERE – UK HERE

I’ve also received two other books which I have not yet had time to explore.

The Holy Bread of Eternal Life: Restoring Eucharistic Reverence in an Age of Impiety by Peter Kwasniewski – Sophia Press

US HERE – UK HERE

and also

Love and Truth: The Christian Path of Charity by Jean Borella (translated from the French)  – Angelico Press

US HERE – UK HERE

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Fr. Z’s Kitchen: Cognac and Dijon Beef Stew

I haven’t been doing much in the line of interesting cooking lately. This is partly due to the penitential nature of the season. However, on Sunday I determined to get something done, do something different.  Another motive was the fact that our great bishop here came down with the Wuhan Devil.  He’s fine, but he’s cooped up in his apartment for a while.  I kept picturing him opening his last can of soup and thought, “We can do better than that.”  I determined to deliver a hot meal.

A variation on Supper For The Promotion Of Clericalism.

My choice was a French beef stew with cognac and Dijon mustard. What could go wrong?

Salt pork in pieces.

Render for fat.  First batch.

The recipe called for chuck, but the rump was on sale for about $3.50/lb, so that’s what I got.  Not as much fat, so I used a little more pork and left some of the lardons in rather than discarding them.

Dredge.

Sear.

Meanwhile, out came “The Contraption“.   This was sent to me from one of you readers, I don’t know who, from my wishlist.  I had been challenged by a reader to put it on the list, but the one who made the challenge was not the giver.  I’ve posted about this before.  There was no “gift slip” in the box, so you are a mystery to me still.  That’s doesn’t mean that you are not remembered.

Back to the stove.   Onions.  The recipe didn’t call for putting some color on the veg, but I don’t think you can go wrong with a little carmelization.

Brush up your mushrooms.  Start brushing them now.

I learned from The Great Roman™ what the growing medium is.

Brush your mushrooms.

The carrots are getting some color.  I had a bag of these little pre-cut on hand.  Just the right size and they needed employment.

Time for the Dijon.  The recipe called for both the smooth and the Pommery.  Happily I had both…

… until I ran out of the Maille.   But, in my cupboard was a jar that I brought back from Paris.  Good to go.

Time to add stuff to The Contraption.

1/2 cup of Dijon and a few tbls of Pommery.   When adding the beef stock, I used the opportunity to clean out the remaining mustard from the measuring cup.  Waste not, want not.

In go the shallots and the cognac.   Yes, also shallots.  And you can see that I have a nice crust on the chunks of beef.

In goes the Pomery and the red wine.

With a bit of a mix.  The Contraption was set for Slow Cook: Low.  And it has a stirring arm on a timer that runs both on the bottom and the sides.

About midway in the process I adjusted for salt and liquid and gave it some tarragon from my indoor garden.  The tarragon is doing well under the grow lights.

Behold.  Five hours later.

Delivered.  Dijon and Cognac Beef Stew.

It was mighty good, I must say.

The bishop received a few slices of the bread and a large portion of the stew along with a couple glasses worth of the Côtes du Rhone and a little bottle of my homemade limoncello.

The report came back that he recovered his sense of smell and taste while eating this.

My work here is done.

Next up….

The Great Roman™ sent photos of the pangiallo they made.  I am going to make some too!  Also, I will assemble some ingredients for zampone e lentichie, pigs feet stuffed with lentils, etc., for Christmas Day.  I will have a Midnight Mass and then have two Masses on Christmas day, one at dawn and one probably at Noon.  So, in between 2 and 3, if I can get the ingredients, I’ll do my prep and, later in the after my Roman Christmas repast should be ready.

 

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#ASonnetADay – 124. “If my dear love were but the child of state…”

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AUDIO: Singing the 2020 Christmas Proclamation – Kalendas – in Latin – TLM Extraordinary Form

From a priestly reader….

QUAERITUR:

Would you happen to have a shareable PDF of the Proclamation for the Usus Antiquior in the modus ordinarius?

Before I answer that, let’s review.

We are talking here about the Kalendas, the solemn announcement of the birth of the Savior.  It was sung at Prime.  Since Prime isn’t being sung in many places, and since we need to have these good customs in far greater use, I say go ahead and sing it before Midnight Mass in the Usus Antiquior.

In the proclamation, the birth of Christ follows a list of important events, set points in history, which therefore puts the birth of Christ into the context of the history of salvation, beginning with the Creation of the world and culminating in the Nativity.

Remember that in the ancient world there was no standard calendar.  So, one way to pinpoint events was to say what else was going on at the time according to other reckonings of time.  The overlap of the dates would then give you the desired result, like a chronological Venn Diagram.  The overlapping of the dates of the events cited in the Proclamation results in an accurate dating of the Nativity, that is 3/2 BC.  There is good scholarship that reinforces 3/2 BC and cleans up a dating error for the year of Herod’s death.

I wrote about it at some length last year and made a recording for those who had to practice it.  There is good PDF in Gregorian notation for the 2020 Kalendas (for the 2021 dates) at the site of Cappella Gregoriana Sanctæ Cæciliæ olim Xicatunensis.

PDF of the Modus Solemnior.  HERE

The older Roman Martyrology has the notation for the Modus Ordinarius.  It is rather like the “prophecy tone” and you raise the pitch at certain places.

Clearly, there is not much to that.

Try the modus solemnis.

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