To the tune of “A Mighty Fortress Is Our God” 

The official Parodohymnodist of the blog, Fr. Ferguson, has sent me an offering for the observance of Reformation Day.

(Oh, how I wish there were a choir with big pipe organ out there who would record this and send it to me… anyone?  ARE THERE choirs anymore?)

To the tune of “A Mighty Fortress Is Our God” 

A mighty fortress is our God,
our Church is His forever:
with faith and works in hand we trod,
the path of truth together.
But still our Lutheran foe,
doth try to tell us no,
and faith alone they say,
will come to save the day,
but they are filled with error.

Did we in our own strength confide,
we’d miss the mark completely,
with faith and works we’re justified,
as Paul tells us quite neatly.
our merits joined with Christ’s
not Wittenberg’s zeitgeist,
can save a drifting soul,
and shriven, become whole,
not lost to endless terror.

So Luther, preach your heart out man,
and take Kate from the cloister,
pin all your hopes on faith alone,
in your Thuringian oyster.
The pearl remains in Rome,
sweet orthodoxy’s home.
Indulge us, please, we pray
to have the final say,
You’re wrong and now know better.

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31 Oct – 1 Nov – USA: CHANGE YOUR CLOCKS – “Fall Back!” – POLL on Daylight Savings Time

Tonight we change our clocks.

According to our artificial imposition of clocks on the passage of time we “lose” an hour of sunlight.

We really don’t, but that is how it seems because we go by clocks and not by your planet’s yellow star.

Of course, at this time of year in the Northern Hemisphere our days are getting shorter anyway, because of the tilt of your planet.

So, as we go into Election Day it will be pretty dark as the polls close.  Coincidence?  Maybe not, this year.

However, it seems that, according to forecasts, the weather will be good in most places in these USA.   That means, GET FRIENDS and get out to the polls on Tuesday and VOTE.

Had things gone normally this year, today probably would have been my last day in Rome.

This is the 305th day of the year.  There are 62 days remaining.  Today, in Rome, the Aurora was at 6:13, Sunrise 6:40, Sundown 17:07.  The Lunar phase is full at 15:49.

And the Ave Maria bell is to ring at 17:30.

Let’s have a poll.

Pick your best answer.  Anyone can vote, but only registered users here can comment

Daylight savings time...

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#ASonnetADay – 77. “Thy glass will show thee how thy beauties wear…”

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Bobby Orr … he shoots…. he scores!

Today I spotted a retweet by a friend of mine of the amazing flying Bobby Orr after he scored the Stanley Cup winning goal in 1970. FIFTY YEARS AGO!

Of course I retweeted it right away. Orr was my sport hero as a kid.

All of that distracted me from the news that Orr placed in ad in the Union Leader endorsing Donald Trump’s reelection.

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Prayer Request from Fr. Z – UPDATE!

Over the years I’ve posted some notes about a Navy Chaplain friend of mine, CDR Charles Johnson, how he spiffed up the altar in traditional ways and said the TLM on the “Big trick”, and how his plane crashed at NAS Jacksonville when I went to NAVSTA Guantanamo Bay to replace him.  He lost everything in hold of the plane that wound up in the river.  You readers were GREAT and rapidly raised money to have new vestments made for him.

Right now, Fr. Johnson is on USS Gerald R. Ford.

Today, I saw in the Navy Times that some of the sailors on the Ford were diagnosed with the Wuhan Devil.    The sailors were removed from the ship, of course.

Please do me the kindness of saying a prayer for my friend Fr. Johnson and the crew of the Ford.

Also, at the Navy Times, there is a very cool shot of the Ford in a high-speed turn… taken today, 29 October!

UPDATE 31 Oct 2020:

My buddy dropped me a note, which might amuse you.

Those high-speed turns were wild! Lots of moving around on ship; made it vexing (I think is the best word) to say Mass; one of the big six fell over in medias res–on two separate occasions. No one was hurt.

“Big six” is jargon for the six larger candle sticks on a Roman altar, used for Sung and Solemn Mass.   It’s good to know he has the altar decked out well.  I’ll ask him for a photo.

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#ASonnetADay – 76. “Why is my verse so barren of new pride…”

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A master class in irony

Here’s the thing about libs. They demand that you deny plain evidence right in front of your eyes. If they say so, up must be down, hot must be cold, in must be out. It’s bizzaro-world. And they know it’s bizzaro-world. They just want you to take that first step to compromise your personal integrity and get with them onto that slippery slope.

Even without regard to the political message, this video is a master class in irony. Swap the names out, if you want.

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#ASonnetADay – 75. “So are you to my thoughts as food to life…”

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BRICK BY BRICK: A young priest writes, “I have never felt more priestly or masculine than when I have offered the Extraordinary Form Mass.”

From a priest… anonymized…

BRICK BY BRICK:

I just wanted to share some building, inspired partially by your encouragement and partially by my students. We began to offer 2 times a week Low Mass. We have also begun to offer a missa cantata monthly. We are still training servers and cantors, with the hope of expanding.

I have never felt more priestly or masculine than when I have offered the extraordinary form Mass. I have become much more confident in my sacred duties. I love offering Mass in this form! There is a growing group of students who prefer it.

I freely share this with you, but do ask politely, that my name, diocese, and state be kept anonymous. I do fear my presbyterate and what would come from this being public. Please pray for us here, for more openness to what God desires of our Sacred Worship.

I think in these days it is good for us who are slowly turning to the Lord share these great movements, especially what God is doing through the youth of Holy Church.

There are several great points in this.

First, note that the young people are – in part – responsible for getting this going.  Tradition is, indeed, for the young.

Next, note that the priest was open.

Also, see the effect that learning the Traditional Latin Mass has had, especially regarding “priestly or masculine”.   There IS a contrast with the Novus Ordo.  There really is.  And with the incessant war on men and boys, also in the Church, this is an important aspect of why the TLM is critical for the renewal of our Catholic identity.

Then, note his “fear” of the other priests.   That’s real, friends.  And, in that regard, see my note, above and figure it out.

Finally, note the tenor of “these days”.   Yes, in these days we need MORE than what we have been doing.  What we have been doing HASN’T WORKED.  It’s time to start thinking outside the box by thinking inside the box again.

Fr. Z kudos to this young priest and those students.

¡Hagan lío!

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