A “Say the Black” moment from a … Jesuit!

At Jesuit-run Amerika there is an unexpected article.   It – I’m not making this up – is a call for priests to stop making up prayers and doing their own thing during Mass.  No, really.  At a Jesuit publication.   Jesuits have been legendarily airy about liturgy.  The old adage, is “As lost as a Jesuit in Holy Week.”

Let’s have a look.

As you read, think “Say the Black, Do the Red”.

Dear priests who improvise at Mass: Please don’t.

[…]

Even if parts of the liturgical script have been changed (some of it quite tragically—when you lose good poetry you lose good theology), even if it is not as lovely anymore, even then: Adding more words will not make Mass “better.” If you cleanly speak the words as they

are, if you let them flow through you, the people in the pews may hear the Mass as they have never heard it before. The Mass will, in fact, become interesting and personal and new. You do not need to do more. It’s not about you.

I can get away with saying these things because I am a brother, not a priest. I am not a student of the exigencies, stringencies, flexibilities, the negotiables and non-negotiables of Mass-saying. I have no canonical agenda. I am an actor, a playwright and someone who sits in the pews watching priests who feel that to follow the script is to essentially slice their brains out of their body and hand it over to Holy Mother Church.

The point of the formula of the liturgy is not the formula of the liturgy. The po

int is to help you pray. The purpose of an actor’s text is not simply to speak the text. It is to give the audience an experience—an experience of a person on stage having a spontaneous reaction to fixed circumstances. Knowing the fixed blocking and the fixed words of the script can free an actor to be spontaneous; knowing the fixed formulas of the liturgy can liberate a priest to have an in-the-moment experience.

[…]

I recently watched a priest celebrate such a liturgy. He didn’t give opening remarks that showed how young at heart he was; that demonstrated he can speak to the children’s level. He reserved his personalism for the homily. For the prayers of the Mass, he just did the words. Routine, s

tructure, the same thing that is always said. This is what children want. And they were with him. The kids were engaged the whole way. You could tell. Children feel safe with structure. They like knowing what is coming next. Most of us do.

Structure does not shackle anyone, it frees them. In fact, freedom cannot even exist where there are there no boundaries. Free yoursel

ves, o priests, from thinking you have to re-create what does not need re-creating. Let the words do the work. Let the liturgy do the work. Trust your mere presence to do the work. You are enough.

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ACTION ITEM! Navy chaplain’s vestments lost in the airplane crash – UPDATED

UPDATE:

Since in 24 hours we completed our objectives and exceeded expectations, it’s time to close this down. However… go to the bottom and read my 7 May update for more.

UPDATE:

I’ll add updates at the bottom, but this needs to be at the top. Here is a note from Fr. Johnson, with whom I spoke tonight after we hit the initial goal.

Father,
I don’t have the words to express the gratitude I feel for the deeply touching generosity of your readers who have donated so promptly and unselfishly to this undeserving priest. Naturally, I was feeling a bit less than one hundred percent after the shock and disruption of crash-landing into the river on that ill-fated plane trip. The frightening sensation of hurtling down the runway, only to feel the plane start to jolt and bounce, then nothing but water (illuminated menacingly by the lights on the wing) outside the little window before we came to a violent halt, all that was one thing. Then the hours of waiting and uncertainty, everyone cold and damp and still trying to take it all in, added to the shock. But then this fantastically kind and generous offer on your part and the beyond-amazing response of your good readers have lifted my spirits so much that I think I’ll have trouble falling asleep tonight! Thank you to everyone again and again! I will certainly remember you and your intentions in the Masses to follow. May God bless you all!

That was from Fr. Johnson.

This is from me.

God bless you good, good people.

Fr Z
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You have heard about the airplane that miraculously, they are saying, managed to skid to relative safety in the shallow river at the Jacksonville Naval Air Station.   I had been on that same airplane – which I had blessed – just hours before from NAS JAX to NS Gitmo.

My friend, Fr. Charles Johnson, the Catholic chaplain was on this return flight that went into the drink.   He hit his head, but is otherwise fine.  I’ve written about him several times [HERE].

However, his bags with his travel vestments, were in the hold, which flooded with river water.  They are sure to be a total loss, especially after several days.   Blech.

And the plane – with the bags – is still in the water.

This is where you come in.

After I get back to the mainland from GITMO, I’ll be heading to Rome for business and pleasure.    I propose that we have reversible travel vestments made for Father to replace what he has lost.    I’ll get things worked out with Gammarelli for vestments like those which three of you readers bought for my own travel kit.

Remember?

To participate in this good cause click

>>HERE<<

Last night I spoke with Fr. Johnson by phone to ask his permission to do this.  He was touched and excited by the offer.   Let’s do him proud!

UPDATE:

Here is story with video about the airplane that Fr. Johnson was in – and I was in just before.

HERE

UPDATE:

You people are amazing! It would be great if we could hit our goal before we have to hit the rack tonight. I’ll give Fr. Johnson a call!

UPDATE:

WE HIT THE INITIAL GOAL!

I am unspeakably proud of you who made donations. I called the Rev. Commander Johnson and he is over the moon.

Surely we can keep going?

I’ll make sure that Father gets the names of all the folks who donated, though many have made anonymous donations. Earlier today, Father said that he’d be saying Masses for donors for a long time.

How far over the initial goal can we go?   I’m already thinking of a few things that need to be replaced at the GITMO chapel… very very worn.

UPDATE:

Overnight.

Meanwhile, I have been in touch with Gammarelli in Rome about the travel vestments.   Because they also want to help Fr. Johnson, they have offered a 10% discount.

If I am able to buy the silk myself, and take it to Gammarelli, I could save about half the cost of each new chasuble and its attendant pieces.   That way I could get either more stuff or I can upgrade.   I’ll make the call once I get to Rome and shop around a little.

UPDATE 7 May 2019:

I received a snarky note from GoFundMe asking me to post how I know the person for whom I was raising the funds and what they were going to be used for… which I had explained clearly in my original post! Hence, I think I won’t work with GoFundMe any longer on this campaign, since we have hit and exceeded the original goal in roughly 24 hours. I will suspend this campaign.

It may be that some of you will be disappointed that you will not be able to participate. However, your goodness to Fr. Johnson is deeply appreciated. You can send additional donations through the Tridentine Mass Society of the Diocese of Madison (TMSM) which is a 501(c)(3) organization. You can also avoid GoFundMe service fees by mailing a check to:

Tridentine Mass Society of Madison
733 Struck St.
P.O. Box 44603
Madison, WI 53744-4603

NB: Be sure to include a note that this is for replacing the things that Fr. Charles Johnson lost in the plane crash.

At the TMSM site there is also a PayPal button for convenience.

The funds raised from this campaign will be deposited with the TMSM, since we have had campaigns in the past. I’ll take care of everything either directly with Fr. Johnson and/or with Gammarelli, since I have a good working relationship with them. Fr. Johnson will be stuck at GITMO (where I am now, subbing for him) and I will be in Rome where the vestment action is.

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Days 1-3 – NS Guantanamo Bay: Small dinosaurs and blue waters

I am working on a new/different phone right now, and it is mystifying me a bit – Android (don’t like it much) – but I’ve been taking some photos of the sights and sites at the base here in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. There are certain things and certain directions I’ve been told should not be photographed, of course.

The air terminal is on the other side of the bay, so you have to take a ferry back and forth from windward to leeward.

The main chapel.

It is dedicated to Our Lady of Cobre.

Our Lady is venerated under this title here in Cuba.  You can look up the story online, which is quite interesting.   You can see in this statue, the “three Juans” who found the statue floating in the sea.   How she got to Cobre is a different tale!

I tried to buy some fresh flowers at the NEX (Navy Exchange) but they didn’t have any.  We’ll figure something out.

Sunset on my first evening.

After Sunday Mass one of the parishioners, a officer with greatly eclectic interests and a fine conversationalist, was kind enough to shuttle me to see some of the sights.

This is the landing place of Christopher Columbus on his second voyage in 1494.

 

It seems that Lion Fish are invading the bay.   Everyone is told that they can and should be killed – without limits.   I like the part that says: “they can be consumed in a variety of delicious ways”.   Intriguing.

Here is a little lighthouse with a small museum.

View up the bay from the lighthouse.

My quarters are decent but spartan.  I got some food stuffs from the NEX and discovered that there was no can opener and I had chosen a can of tuna without one of those pop tops.  So, back to the old ways.   My handy Swiss Guard – Swiss Army knife supplied the correct gizmo.   When you travel it is wise to bring something like this along.   You never know.    And the mug will stay behind, a gift for the chaplain.

The daily Mass chapel.  Both the Extraordinary and Ordinary Forms are in use here!

Sacristy with my stuff laid out for tomorrow.

Gitmo is loaded with iguanas.   They are pretty much everywhere.  On the way to one of the beaches yesterday we spotted a few white tailed deer which, though fully grown, we very small compared to the bigger critters up north.

A pano from my balcony.  I hope we get some clear weather.  I’d like to see, especially, the stars.

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Your Sunday Sermon Notes

Was there a good point in the sermon you heard for your Mass of Sunday obligation?

What was it?

For my part…

… I said Mass at the chapel at NS Guantanamo Bay.    I spoke to the congregation about the airplane that went into the river at Jacksonville and about blessings.   I took a little time to explain the different kind of blessings that priests confer, namely constitutive (including consecrations) and invocative.   Furthermore, I said that we should ask God to send down his blessings.  When we ask, we receive.  With great things we must ask, such as for miracles.

I stressed the need to GO TO CONFESSION!  We don’t know when it is our time.  It’s always someone else, until its you.

Then I spoke a bit about the long Gospel reading from John… this was Novus Ordo… the first Novus Ordo I’ve said in a loooong time, as it turns out.    I described the arc of Peter’s life from the first miraculous to the second, the two charcoal fires, one at the Sanhedrin and one at the shore, the two sets of three denials.   But also the fact that the Lord used a strong verb, poimaino, during his three-fold undoing of Peter’s denials, and even asked if Peter loved him more than the other apostles standing there.  Remember that Christ had said that there was one Shepherd and one flock and that the Good Shepherd (which in the NO they hear next week) gives up his life for them.  Then Christ predicts Peter’s death.  The Shepherd will give His Body and Blood for his sheep, his very life.  So, too, must Peter now do.   He must give up his life.  Remember that after the first miraculous catch of fish, when Peter first met Jesus, Jesus told him to leave off fishing for fish and that he now would fish for men.   However, in John 21 Peters says, “I’m going fishing.”   He’s not fishing for men, but for fish.   Here is a kind of tabula rasa.    But, more importantly, the Lord in this moment underscores that PETER is now to the one shepherd of the one flock.  And, in so doing, and using the shepherding imagery, underscores an important element for Christian leaders.   Leadership involves self-sacrifice, placing oneself in danger, seeking always the best of the other.   That’s the work of the shepherd.

 

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Of blessings of airplanes and blessings from God

This post comes to you from fabled Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, at the NAS.  How I got here and what happened after is the topic of this entry.   But first a forward…

I have often related from the pulpit and in conversations that, for the first 15 some years of my priesthood, whenever I would bless a car, it would soon thereafter be in an accident.   It was like clockwork.  Someone would ask me to bless the car, I’d warn him, I’d bless the car and a couple days later, news would come back of some fenderbender.  I always warned people about that.

One time, however, a lady came back to me and said: “Imagine how bad it would have been if you hadn’t blessed it!”

Yesterday, I had a dreadful travel experience.  I had flown to Jacksonville and stayed over at what turned out to be bad choice of hotels so that I could take an early flight out to GITMO the next morning.  The RP picked me up, we went to the NAS terminal for the flight, all was well.  Then we got on the airplane, a 737 from something called Miami Air.  “Hmmm…”, quoth I.

I have a little hobby when travelling of noting the tail numbers of planes – in case I get a repeat… it’s something to do when travel is boring – but I couldn’t find this one on FlightRadar.

And there was no AC.

So, they took us out to the runway and then brought us back.  There we sat, in this sauna-plane, for over an hour while they tinkered.   Eventually they let us off.   Hours later we tried again.

No AC.   We flew anyway.

Two and a half hours later we landed at GITMO, completely rung out.   I don’t know what the temperature was on that plane, but we were all pretty much soaked through and drained.

There at GITMO, I met far far too briefly my good friend who is the Catholic chaplain here.  He is a terrific priest and chaplain.  A couple years ago he came to Madison and helped us with our Sacred Triduum.   Alas, we just had time for a quick greeting, because he was to get on that same airplane for the return trip…. poor guy.  I knew what was in store.  And he had been waiting at their terminal in Cuba for this flight all those hours.

So, off I go to explore the base and get oriented.    I eventually settled into my BOQ, ate something, watched a movie and hit the rack, determined to sleep in.

This morning I texted my priest buddy to ask if he got to his destination.

“Ha! Ha!”, quoth I.  And wrote back something jocular.

Of course, I hadn’t seen the news.

The next 30 minutes or so found me getting my DMR up and running.  I have to tether it to my phone, and this phone is Android (for TMobile, the only carried on the base) and it mystifies me.   But I got ZedNet up and active.

I got a DX call from someone who asked if the airplane that crashed was my airplane.

“WHAT?!?”, quoth I?  “I thought he was kidding!”

Right away I got a hold of my priest friend who was on that airplane that ran off the runway into the river at NAS JAX.   He was on the return flight of the plane I had got gotten off in GITMO.

He is okay.  There were a few injuries.   Some water came in and the hold is probably flooded, so bags and some – I hear – pets are a loss.  I’ll spare you the rest.

Now back to my point about blessing cars.

After several hours of uncomfortable waiting at NAS JAX for the GITMO flight, one guy in a small group I was standing with quipped, “Hey Father!  Can’t you say a pray for this plane and get us going?”

I told them my story about blessing cars and they all looked a little serious.

The photo, below, I shot immediately after I blessed this airplane.

This is the same plane that, with my chaplain friend, went into the drink at JAX.

Meanwhile, last night before I had heard about any of this, I watched a movie before getting some sleep.   It happened to be..

I am so grateful to God that no one was seriously injured in that dreadful airplane.  

I told my priest friend about the blessing thing and we both thought that it was a good idea that I blessed that aircraft.  It could have been a lot worse.

UPDATE

A story about this airplane.   HERE

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My View For Awhile: Humidity Edition and CQ! UPDATES

I’m heading south and, frankly, I’m not quite sure about my return date. That’s a tale for a different post.

The airport is NUTS this morning, pre-0600. I wonder if Delta changes schedules so that flights leave at the same time. The check in line and TSA snakes around. However, a little voice in my head told me to leave a bit earlier than my originally projected schedule. For future reference!

UPDATE

Watching the tender care of the baggage handlers reminds me of the old commercial. Those of you of a certain age know the one I’m thinking about.

What I can see this time is a green light that flashes as bags pass. I assume this is the scanner. I just had a text message assuring me that my bag was loaded onto this flight. Reassuring. I’ve had the experience of a text that my bag was loaded but on the wrong flight.

UPDATE

I fired up my laptop in the MSP lounge and operated the station remotely. Very cool. Made a contact, too.

Technology is great… when it works.

UPDATE

The next part begins soon… I hope.

UPDATE

Well that didn’t work the way it was supposed to. No AC. So they kept us on the airplane – and its not at all warm and humid in an airplane on the tarmac in Jacksonville – for a looong time. They tried again. After a while the engines shut down again. This time they let us off the plane.

Food wagon nearby.

The guy had to remake my burger. Of course, this doubling the time – I’m sensing a theme.

Yesterday afternoon when I came for my early check-in the clearing process that should have taken 5 minutes, took more like 30. Hmmm.

Anyway the burger was really good.

All around people are seeking power outlets. I, however, thwart this aspect of Zuhlsdorf’s law with a powerbank. And since there were no napkins for the messy sandwich…

Always bring power and antibacterial wipes. Always. Extra-thick if possible and in large quantity.

UPDATE

We aren’t moving for a while because of some ceremony of other that some brass are lined up for.

UPDATE

After killing time we are told that it’ll be another couple hours. They think we are leaving today! Meanwhile, we’ve been asked not to use the sinks in the restrooms. They are backing up.

People are really looking for power now.

The catfish sando at the foodtruck could be good as a supper choice.

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Read the linked article carefully!

Avete viatores et vos omnes qui transitis per viam. Legitote titulum meum.

Every one of you clicking through this blog should STOP for a breath and use this link

HERE

and read carefully the linked article.

On this note, I’ve begun reading The Election of Pope Francis: An Inside Account of the Conclave That Changed History by Gerald O’Connell.  US HERE – UK HERE

Something that pops out at me is that this book is an attempt at counter-narrative.  But I have more to read.

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A bit of cheery news about a potential Extinction Level Event. But not to worry!

Meanwhile, I read this cheering bit of news at FNC:

Huge ‘God of Chaos’ asteroid to pass near Earth in 2029

A 1,110-foot-wide asteroid named for the Egyptian god of chaos will fly past Earth in 2029 within the distance of some orbiting spacecraft, according to reports.

The asteroid, 99942 Apophis, [My memory is fuzzy… but wasn’t this a character in a SiFi movie?] will come within 19,000 miles of Earth on April 13, [a Thursday, and Easter will be on 1 April – and… 19K miles?  I’ve gotten that many frequent flier miles in one round trip!] a decade from now, but scientists at the Planetary Defense Conference are already preparing for the encounter, Newsweek reported. They plan to discuss the asteroid’s effects on Earth’s gravity, potential research opportunities and even how to deflect an incoming asteroid in a theoretical scenario.  [Let’s Go SPACE FORCE!]

Scientists say most asteroids that pass near Earth aren’t more than 30 feet wide, making Apophis, named for an Egyptian god of chaos, a rare opportunity for research[Like a fast moving 20 page letter packed with theological arguments?]

Apophis was discovered in 2004 and, after tracking it for 15 years, scientists say the asteroid has a 1 in 100,000 chance of striking Earth decades in the future – after 2060, Newsweek [That esteemed journal.] reported.

And to keep on the theme of a previous post…

GO TO CONFESSION!

Sometime before 2029, please.

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1 May – St. Joseph the Worker: Mighty intercessor in time of need

Georges_de_La_Tour_Joseph_Carpenter_workerPray to St. Joseph, especially in your needs concerning your work and your vocation.  St. Joseph is a powerful intercessor.  He comes through for you especially when you are specific about what you need and when you need it.

I’ve had a couple amazing experiences with his intercession and I have friends who have as well.

I recommend St. Joseph especially for fathers in families.

And remember the mighty Bux Protocol™.  This is more needed today than ever before.  Joseph is the Patron of the Church, after all.

Today’s feast of St. Joseph, the Worker, is modern.  It was given to the Church by Ven. Pope Pius XII in 1955.

We celebrate Joseph today especially as a patron of workers.  No doubt the thought behind the feast was, among other motives, to offset the incorrect atheistic, materialist view of work and workers presented by Socialism and Communism.

May Day had been a civic feast in many places since ancient times and festivals were held.

COLLECT 1962MR:

Rerum conditor Deus, qui legem laboris humano generi statuisti: concede propitius; ut, santi Ioseph exemplo et patricinio, opera perficiamus quae praecipis, et praemia consequamer quae promittis.

Remember not to confuse the verbs condo, condere and condio, condire, both of which give is “conditor“… one being cónditor and the other condítor.

SLAVISHLY LITERAL VERSION:

O God, creator of things, who established the law of labor for human kind: grant, propitiously; that, by the example and patronage of Saint Joseph, we may bring to completion the works which you command, and we may attain the rewards which you promise.

At the heart of our vocation as images of God we all have work to do.  God, our Creator, “worked” and then rested and saw that His work was good.  This is also our paradigm as His images.

When our First Parents revolted against God’s command, the entire human race fell.  The human race consisted of only two people, but it was the whole of the human race.  In their fall, we fell.

As a consequence of the Fall, man is now out of sync with God, himself, others and nature.  We do not live in the harmony that would make the tasks of stewardship of the gift of life and the honor of being at the pinnacle of material creation without sorrow, toil and pain.

And yet even before the Fall man had been given labor by God the Father.  Man had duties in the Garden.  It was our Fall that transformed that labor into toil.

God knew every one of us from before the Creation of the universe.  He calls us into existence at the exact point and place in His plan He foresaw in His providence.  We have a role to play in God’s plan.  We have work to do.

When we dedicate ourselves to fulfilling our part in God’s plan according to our vocations, whatever they may be in our own circumstances, God will give us every actual grace we need to do His will and come to our perpetual reward in heaven.

He gives us the work, the grace and the glory.

With our wounded nature, our disordered passions and appetites, it is hard to understand that the work we do in life is a manifestation of both present grace and anticipated glory.

As an early American preacher once said,

“grace is but glory begun, and glory is but grace perfected”.

Put another way, God gives us the work and then He makes our hands strong enough for the task.  The achievement is therefore both His and truly ours.

As St. Augustine says, God crowns His own merits in us.

And, finally, don’t forget the Prayer For The Conversion Of The Fishwrap.  It’s always linked on the top “header” menu.

Consecration to St. Joseph: The Wonders of Our Spiritual Father by Fr. Donald Calloway

US HERE – UK HERE

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Two object lessons in how to avoid some serious sins.

My mail box is filled – as are my instant messages – with the “news” that 20 Catholic notables issued an open letter arguing that Francis has committed heresy by word, deed and omission.  I haven’t read the letter yet, but I’ve seen the signatories own summary thereof.  I know some of the people who signed that open letter and I know them to be very smart and honest.

In any event, please stop sending me notes about this.  I KNOW there’s a 20 page open letter accusing Francis of heresy.  And to demonstrate that I found it, it is HERE.

After We have been elected Pope, We shall issue encyclicals that will epitomize the word “brief”.  They shall be issued so rarely that people shall wonder if We still are alive.   We may even take as our papal motto: μέγα βιβλίον μέγα κακόν.  The more you write, the more trouble you can get into.  Believe Us.  We know from personal experience.  Also, We are moved by the well-known quip of Blaise Pascal: “Je n’ai fait celle-ci plus longue que parce que je n’ai pas eu le loisir de la faire plus courte.”  Too, true.  And, simultaneously, something We were taught in Our first days in residence in Our Roman seminary: “Prima pensa, poi parla, perché parole poco pensate portano pena.”  Sapienti pauca!

Moving along… at the DailyWire I found this…

Police Detained A Parrot For Warning Its Owner About A Drug Raid.

A parrot was detained by police in Brazil after the feathered fiend warned its drug-dealing owners that police were approaching.

The parrot started yelling as the police approached its home Monday afternoon, The Guardian reported. The bird shouted “Mama, police!” authorities said.

“He must have been trained for this,” one officer who was part of the raid told Brazilian media outlets. “As soon as the police got close he started shouting.”

Since being detained, the bird, whose name has not been released according to The Guardian, has kept its beak shut. One Brazilian journalist described the animal as a “super obedient” bird.

So far it hasn’t made a sound … completely silent,” said the reporter, who appears to have attempted to interview the winged whistleblower.

A veterinarian in the area, Alexandre Clark, told one Brazilian media outlet that ““Lots of police officers have come by and he’s said nothing,” referring to the parrot.

Brazilian media outlet Meio Norte (Media North) posted footage of the bird refusing to answer questions. In the video, the bird sits atop police documents in what looks like an interview room, ignoring questions.

[…]

After that, there is a bit about alligators owned by thugs refusing to eat a corpse.  Perhaps it was a Friday in Lent.

By now you have surely twigged to how these stories relate to each other.

Okay, for everyone in Columbia Heights…

You can avoid a lot of problems if you keep your mouth shut.

How many sins would we avoid by shutting up a little more?

With that in mind, review your use of language – vocabulary, tone, content, circumstances – and, if necessary

GO TO CONFESSION!

On second thought… if you substitute “police documents” with copies of Amoris laetitia and airplane transcripts, and you bring in the Dubia Cardinals – just to keep the ornithological image going – my analogy falls apart a little.  But HEY!  Analogies aren’t perfect.

GO TO CONFESSION ANYWAY!

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