The Holy Father is on his way to Turkey. Have a caption?

"Don’t worry. See you next Friday … my place!"
The Holy Father is on his way to Turkey. Have a caption?

"Don’t worry. See you next Friday … my place!"
“This blog is rather like a fusion of the Baroque ‘salon’ with its well-tuned harpsichord around which polite society gathered for entertainment and edification and, on the other hand, a Wild West “saloon” with its out-of-tune piano and swinging doors, where everyone has a gun and something to say. Nevertheless, we try to point our discussions back to what it is to be Catholic in this increasingly difficult age, to love God, and how to get to heaven.” - Fr. Z

Don’t touch the piano while I’m away!
One, two, three. Ad orientem glimpse with me.
Get that Motu Proprio ready for me to sign!
Thanks for asking, but no, it’s not a zoot suit.
Don’t forget to put L’Osservatore on vacation hold and update my voice mail greeting.
The first reporter to ask me “Who I’m wearing” will be sorry.
You got my back,gaurdian angel?
Bertone! Could you please get me the single-breasted version?
How about: It’s hard walking in a bullet-proof vest.
I want you!
Be right back guys, just going to reclaim and consecrate the Haggia Sophia Catholic again.
“And you modernists: don’t vote in an anti-pope, while I’m gone. I shall return!”
“Ha, a poster of me as a crusader now that’s original!” (thinks to self: “Actually, I look pretty good as a crusader, hmmm I wonder…”)
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Das ist funny, ha ha!
You’re fired!
Now, das ist funny!
Hahahahaha!
Hey, is that where I can get a beer?
Is that the same plane I’ll take for Brazil?
You know I make this look good!
No, you da man!
Benedict. Pope Benedict.
B-Diddy in the house!
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Guido, take care of that heckler!
You talkin to me?
Fr. Eifler … love the cuff links!
Don’t forget,they said it first; I only read it.
Do I look too much like Cab Calloway?
Is this the way to Turkey?