From a skype conversation with one of my witty interlocutors:
"[08:31 AM] … : Next week in the Novus Ordo is Trinity Sunday. We hate these dogmatic "theme" Sundays. People could care less about dogma. I wish the Novus Ordo had "Why Humanae Vitae is Infallible Sunday" and "Why Women Should Take Their Proper Place in Church Governance Sunday – None – and Why Sunday". How about, "Why People Do Go to Hell Sunday" and "Surprise! God Does Speak Through the Magisterium Sunday"? People would come flocking to listen to those homilies!"