MINAS TIRITH — Orcs marched on Minas Tirith this morning in a mostly peaceful protest.

We have in this a pretty accurate image.

From the Babylon Bee (not affiliate with The Horan of Babylon… who never will be even half the woman that Sr. Dede is).

Orcs March On Minas Tirith In Mostly Peaceful Protest

MINAS TIRITH—Orcs marched on Minas Tirith this morning in a mostly peaceful protest.

The rioters marched for peace, justice, and love in a calm, peaceful, orderly gathering outside the city walls. The mostly peaceful protesters launched peaceful siege projectiles at the city and sent Nazguls to maul Gondorian soldiers in a demonstration of their love and tolerance.

“Everything is very calm, very peaceful here,” said a reporter from Gondor News Network. “It’s very tranquil.” Just then, an Oliphaunt charged right at him and flattened him into lembas bread.

Gondor’s government was criticized for “police brutality” when, after a long period of inaction, Rohan’s armies finally charged in to break things up.

“We were just peacefully protesting — Gondor had no right to peacefully protest back,” said one Orc. “Two of their agents were even having a contest to see how many of us they could kill — and they were killing the majestic, endangered Oliphaunts! I’m literally shaking right now.”

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  1. Mariana2 says:

    Said one Uruk Hai, “We are the fighting….peacefully protesting Uruk Hai – and this has torn our families apart!”

  2. Kathleen10 says:

    It is right now a surreal world that is hardly recognizable. But in a world where an American black woman married to a two-time president, a woman who owns at least 2 mansions, one in Martha’s Vineyard and one in Hawaii, who has taken many lavish vacations on the taxpayer’s dime, who came from prosperity and lives in luxury, who is lavished with praise and adulation wherever she goes, can still have the audacity to complain that white Americans “treat her like she doesn’t exist”, it’s just part of the Alice in Wonderland world Democrats have made.

  3. Fulco One Eye says:

    Kathleen10: With your permission, I would like to copy what you posted and broadcast it widely on Facebook (without attribution for your protection).

  4. JustaSinner says:

    1939-1945, mostly peaceful time…

  5. Semper Gumby says:

    Mariana2 wrote: “Uruk Hai”

    Several nights ago in Wisconsin the Kenosha Police busted a three vehicle “Riot Kitchen” convoy. When arrested, the following song was blaring on the rioter’s radios.

    (To the tune of the Blue Swede’s 1973 hit “Hooked on a Feeling” with the “ooga-chaka” introduction. “ACAB” is an acronym rioters use to insult the police.)

    Hooked on Fentanyl

    Uruk-ACAB, Uruk-Uruk-Uruk-ACAB, Uruk-Uruk-Uruk-ACAB

    I can’t stop this arson
    Deep inside of me
    Christians just don’t realize
    They’re oppressin’ me

    When their church burns
    With the flames so bright
    Lucifer knows
    Everything’s all right

    I’m hooked on Alinsky
    I’m high on Fentanyl
    And racial sophistry

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