In Classics I worked on reconstructed Classical pronunciation of Latin. In my English minor I did the same for Early Modern English (e.g., Shakespeare).
That’s probably why today I received this. It seems to be a kind review of the ancient Roman version of Amazon’s Alexa*.
*I will never get one. However if you get one, use my link so that I will get a percentage of the sale. Hey! Pecunia non olet et rationes sunt mihi!