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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 23-03-12 – Preaching at the Cathedral

March 12th 2023 Dear Diary, Because it’s Lent and all, I really wanted to inspire people, so I asked the rector if I could do the homilies at the cathedral over the weekend. I’ll take off an extra couple of … Read More

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 23-03-11 – Fr. Tommy and Chester go for a walk

March 11th, 2023 Dear Diary Stormy day. Sent Fr. Tommy out to walk Chester. Pretty soon I hear him yelling outside my office.  He’s on his phone. I’m looking down from my office window and he’s pacing up and down … Read More

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 23-03-10 – Odds and ends

March 10th, 2023 Dear Diary, I was subtle in asking Fr. Tommy about “VF” — and he said it was “Vicar Forane.” It sounded like “foreign” because Fr. Algernon is certainly that. But Tommy spelled it out, f-o-r-a-n-e.  I thought … Read More

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 23-03-09 – Regional meeting

March 9th, 2023 Dear Diary, We had a regional bishops meeting yesterday.  They were all there… Dozer, Jude, Andy, Mateo, Jack of course since it was at the archdiocese.  Usually they’re a blast. Other folks do the work preparing policy … Read More

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 23-03-08 – Dozer’s new fundraiser

March 8, 2023 Dear Diary, Dozer has new fundraiser in his diocese called the “Catholic New Era Fund.” It’s an older low-key nonprofit setup that used to be called the “Bishop’s Fund”. People stopped giving.  So Doze removed the word … Read More

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 23-03-07 – A visit from Bp. Antuninu “Dozer” Ruspa

Dozer came for a visit, stayed over. Long overdue. We went out for dinner and stayed up late.  He’s just back from a trip to Rome.  He went to Sicily too, of course.  He looks well-rested. We caught up on … Read More

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 23-03-06

March 6, 2023 Dear Diary, “Mr. Domenico” has been the tailor here for years. Cute old guy. A true expert. Saw him just before Christmas to be fitted for some new things. He outdid himself. The new cassocks are slimming. … Read More

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 23-03-05

As we wait for more recent entries, here is an older one.  Poor Fr. Tommy.  He has to deal with a guy whose need not to be alone is nearly pathological. August 8th 2022 Dear Diary, Low-key day.  Nothing on … Read More

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 23-03-04

Dear Diary, Today I’m off to do a wedding for a friend’s daughter.  She’s marrying a nice Jewish boy, and I’ll officiate along with the rabbi. I love these ecumenical events! He told me to stay after for some nosh. I think … Read More

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 23-03-03

I don’t have any new entries from the private diary. Perhaps the mole has been caught. I don’t know.  I have some oldies somewhere. However, I can now share a copy of the bishop’s coat of arms. I should have … Read More

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 23-03-02

March 2nd 2023 Dear Diary, Got a nasty note from the ACLU down the hall. (Annoying Canon Law Undesirables as Fr. Bruce called them.) Apparently I’m not supposed to allow a collection to be taken up at the Encountering the … Read More

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 23-03-01

Nothing new came in today so here is an oldie entry. August 1st 2022 Dear Diary, Tragedy has struck. Deacon Butch died in his sleep last night. His grandson called to tell me. Said he found him this morning, looking … Read More

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 23-02-28 Encounter the Encounter

Feb 27th, 2023 Dear Diary, Push-back on the new program “Encountering the Encounter”.  Their main grousein the finance meetings is the money for hiring those two gals to do some online site for it, plus printing pamphlets and “worship aids” … Read More

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” 23-02-27 – Ad Lumina visit to Rome

February 27th 2023 Dear Diary, It chaps my hide, as my dad always said, that I’ve only been on one Ad Lumina visit to Rome. The pandemic messed so much up. So they’re talking about our region getting over there … Read More

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 23-02-26 – Saturday Vigil Mass

This just in. February 26th 2023 Dear Diary, Annoying Finance Council meeting Friday. Aren’t they all. Why they scheduled it for a Friday beats me. But anyway, we’re rolling in it. Or at least I think we are? Anyway, I’ve … Read More

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” 23-02-25 “Cathedraticum”

Feb 25th 2023, Dear Diary, A strange thing happened today.  I suddenly hear Fr. Tommy shouting something in Latin in his office over and over again.  Chester was immediately on the case and I followed.   There was Tommy with the … Read More

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 23-02-24 Priests retiring.

24 Febuary ’23 Dear Diary, DANG! Three more priests opting for retirement this year. Granted, one of them is 87 and another is 79, but they’re reliable and -more important – they don’t cause me a lot of trouble. They … Read More

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 23-02-23 Finance meeting

A fresh entry has arrived. 23 February 2023 Dear Diary, Another Finance Council meeting from hell yesterday. Parishes whining about how much of their collection they have to forward to the diocese.  It’s Lent, after all.  I’d like to “offer … Read More

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 23-02-22

Again, on a busy day we get a fresh one. Feb 22nd, 2023 Dear Diary, Fat Tuesday has come and gone. Other than the flapjacks, good riddance. But I gotta admit I love Ash Wednesday, because so many people show … Read More

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 23-02-21

This one came in punctually. Perhaps on these busy days the mole has better access. Feb 21st, 2023 Dear Diary, “Fat Tuesday”… again. I used to hate this day every year before I was a bishop and people had to … Read More

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