Remember the wacko Fr. Pfleger in Chicago?
I may be feeling wretched this evening, but I got a good laugh out of this.
Put down anything you may be reading. Really… right now. Put it down.
(Oh… how I am hoping this is true.)
From Big Hollywood:
New show producer, [the fictional] Bud Billikin of Chicago’s South Side Productions, Inc., has announced that the new show will follow the Father Pfleger as he embarks on the adventure of a lifetime, a run for Mayor of Chicago.
On Friday Pfleger is expected to announce his run against long-time Democrat strongman Richard Daley whose father, a Mayor before him, was famed for having “helped” JFK win the White House in 1960. [Time to pop that popcorn!]
“We expect quite a show,” [the fictional] Billikin told reporters. “The good Father has all sorts of great catch phrases to make his run interesting and what a speaker! Once these two get head-to-head in a debate the Father is sure to make Mayor Daley look like the bumbling, inarticulate fool he is.”
Upon news of this new reality show, major networks all across the dial have become intrigued by this epic battle between the Activist Catholic Father and his African American community and the long-time Mayor of Chicago with his Democrat machine dominated by white, Irish Democrats…
Oh, but wait… that would never happen, would it? No one in TV would ever want to embarrass a Democrat like this, would they? [Nahhh… this can’t be true.]
Is this for real?
Oh pleeeeze Lord… anything to get this guy out of a parish!
But… in Chicago… they could elect him. Hmmmm….