A Most Tragikal Hystory of Obama I

Today is National Talk Like Shakespeare Day!

In honor of this day, I urge you to speak in iambic pentameter and use words like “fleer”, “prithee”, and “guerdon”.

In honor of this banner day, anniversary most auspicious, I have in the past posted some dramatic tidbits.

Here is this year’s offering:

Obama I

A Tragikal Hystory

DRAMATIS PERSONAE
Pres. Obama
Card. Dolan
Spokesman Carney
Sister Joan
Sister Carol
Sister Elizabeth

ACT I.  White House Rose Garden.
(Flash bulbs and journalists.  Enter three Witches.)

1st WITCH:
When shall we three meet once more
in controversy and in war.

2nd WITCH:
When the Magisterium’s done
when Obama’s lost or won.

3rd WITCH:
In November we’ll have done.

1st WITCH:
Where the place?

2nd WITCH:
At U.S.C.C.B.

3rd WITCH:
There Dolan to meet.

(CELLPHONE RINGS)

2nd WITCH:
Tom Fox calls.

3rd WITCH:
Anon.

ALL:
Fair is four and foul is fair.
So is the L.C.W.R.

SCENE 2 (Enter White House minions and spokesman CARNEY.)

CARNEY:
Silence all! Let awestruck stillness reign,
for Fairness must descend again upon
this realm where rich, rapacious, take from poor
and poor their heavy shackles off must throw.
The President Most High shall speak
before plen’ry of U. S. C. C. B.
Bow your heads, and knees bend as to god.
Himself enters.  Let all be overawed.
Give trust to POTUS now.  All hail Obama.

OBAMA:
Friends, unions, newsies, lend me your polls.
Let wealth of those who work absorbéd be
in programs leveling. Bring th’employed low!
Rise up ye unemployed and occupy!
Redistributed must money be
‘til Fairness is imposed, Obama’s will.
Where be these nuns of doctrine alternate,
the male prelates uppity to scorn?
We would have them cringing by our side,
the bishops of the Catholic Church to chide.

1st WITCH:
Hail!

2nd WITCH:
Hail!

3rd WITCH:
Hail!

OBAMA:
Come here and still your voices grating, crones.
Useful have ye been in all my plots,
O dupes of trappings worldly. Leave you now
those powers Roman and reforméd be.
Place now your hands beneath my waiting shoe
your fealty to swear, to C.N.N. and me.

ENTER DOLAN (to the sound of clanking)

DOLAN:
Howya doin’ pal? Hi! Hey, you too!
Glad I am to be here! How’s it goin’?
Ah! Obama! Mister President!
Long since in Office Oval were we met.
Tell us before these mic and camera banks:
Woulds’t thou, incumbent, civil rights erode?
Never think we Catholics shall comply!
Nuns thou hast, of L.C.W.R.,
but God is on our side, and civic law.

OBAMA:
Dars’t thou, sirrah, Cardinal though thou be
question here my dark theology?
Twenty years sat I with mine ear bent
to preaching liberational from forth
the lips of one who did not flinch to hurl
harsh curses and revilement on our folk,
this nation great once under one sole god.
Cardinals and bishops may embench
in councils sour, my rulings to defy.
My ministrix of Heath and Services,
Sabellian mayhaps, and heretic,
has writ that thine objecting cohorts dress’d
in purple gowns must swiftly knuckle down
with all thy conference. Make it so, I say!
Make no mistake. I say my will be done!
A scholar constitutional am I,
as thine own institutions gladly hail.
Did Jenkins, in the famous marian halls
of learning high, obsequious with praise,
on my most worthy neck not mantle drape?
These nuns thou seest here gath’red at my back
before the cameras still and video,
attest to Magisterium apart,
no role for bishops left. Thou shalt comply
or see both Church and clergy slowly die.
Seek paths obedient or feel my wrath.

DOLAN:
Yadda yadda.  Should I be impressed?
Take this my chin protruding as a sign
that Catholic bishops never shall resign
our mandate sacred for thy dictates foul
though nuns dissenting nag and sisters howl.
We bishops are united. Hast thou seen?
Sixteenth polled I in last TIME magazine.
Allies to our cause have countless thronged
of leanings evangelic and beyond.
With protests and the phrase to ears most sweet
e’en they proclaim “we are all Catholics now”.
Clout have we.  Our pulpits will resound
as well as Twitter tweeting doctrines true.
Myriad bloggers bent on thy defeat,
shall herald truth and hold thee to account.
In blogger firmament most spherical
one stands as bulwark ‘gainst the perfidies
which our Amendment, primary in list,
you undermine with every word and act.
Thou know’st of whom I speak. The bearer of
the letter last of all but ampersand,
that cleric, low, by liberals most scorned,
by fish wrappers reviled.  And, yay,
for shame by some few prelates shun’d.
Let them repent.  Though last of all and least
he hopes by Gospel’s promise to be first.

OBAMA:
O priest most pesky!  We shall call the I.R.S.
with microscopes to come, him to oppress.
Chains and taxes shall ye all endure
once internet is banned to such as he,
whose status shall be lower than a “Zed”.

DOLAN:
Do not, Obama, from the matter stray.
Unanimous we are and set and strong.
Thou shalt not violate our liberty for long.

OBAMA:
O Cardinal of Gotham! Bishop arch!
Thou of Republicans a mindless tool!
Thou art not “Fair”! Thou scorn’st the poor!
Thou Fairness spurn and women do oppress!
But I am in command here, and I say,
“Fiat, Fiat!” I shall have my way.

1st WITCH:
Hail!

2nd WITCH:
Hail!

3rd WITCH:
Hail!

EXEUNT OBAMA AND RETINUE.  (Trumpets)

DOLAN (alone):
O that I might in seminary be
as rector affable, away from false
and dreadful politik, dour, dark and sly.
But in these days the lot to me has come
to guide a conference in times perturb’d.
No compromise shall bishops give or yield.
We cannot and we will not now comply
to President Obama’s orders rank.
Orders of nuns and sisters though there be,
who fleer and scorn and mock authority
of men to whom God gives that heavy charge
of office apostolic with the trust
of Magisterium clear, sound and true.
They gave themselves to service of Our Lord.
Gradually in worldly pomps they lost
their way, forgot obedience’s vow.
They must reforméd be. The C.D.F.
by means of letters patent have made plain
we must explain their situation new.
I pray the graying gals will not rebel
and seek some dodge through tricks canonical.
If that were not enough to trouble sleep,
there slithers ‘against th’ Amendment prime
Obama’s serpent, mandate H.H.S.
Unwilling must I stand in spotlight bright
to raise to God our urgent prayers and plight.

(EXIT DOLAN.)

ACT II

(Enter Witches, with tambourines.)

[…]

 

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Nuns Gone Wild: A Trip Down Memory Lane

Nuns Gone Wild: A Trip Down Memory LaneThose of you who wonder why the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith and the American Bishops initiated a reform of the leadership of the Leadership Conference of Women Religious (LCWR), should take a little trip down memory lane.

Vast sectors of women religious in the USA have for decades been infested with a radical feminism so poisonous that many of them, especially in leadership, have even come to defend the killing of babies.

The problems in many communities of some are deeply rooted and, like all weeds, are hard to extirpate.

The following is a review of some key figures in this history of dissent and defiance.  Some of these nuns have faded from view and others are still quite visible.

These are, as it were, the “church Mothers” on which their alternative Magisterium of Nuns was founded.

They all have a lot to answer for.

When you hear some of the radical nuns and their liberal journalist buddies griping about oppression, feigning not to understand what “the Vatican” is doing to them, hiding being words like “freedom” and “respect”, lying about the facts, keep the following list in mind.  Remember that the CDF and USCCB project of reform has been long in coming.

Nuns Gone Wild: A Trip Down Memory Lane

Nuns Gone Wild: A Trip Down Memory LaneTheresa Kane: as president of the Leadership Conference of Women Religious (LCWR) in 1979, she greeted Pope John Paul II at the National Shrine in Washington, D.C. In her address she urged him to open all ministries of Church life to women. Her remarks made headlines around the world. Shortly after her address, she stated that “as a result of the greeting, a few congregations withdrew from the conference. Through that experience LCWR became more public; the membership gained new responsibilities.”  Today she supports women in deciding to undergo fake ordinations of women in the Catholic Church as if they were real. “The Roman Catholic women priesthood is small, highly criticized, and not going away,” she went on. “No one controls our future but ourselves.”

Agnes Mary Mansour, now deceased, was a Catholic nun who in 1983 left her religious order so she could retain her position as the director of the Michigan Department of Social Services. The controversy involved her refusal to make a public statement against abortion. She thought that as long as abortion was legal and available to the wealthy, the procedure should be equally available to women who needed government assistance.

Nuns Gone Wild: A Trip Down Memory Lane24 Nuns who signed A Catholic Statement on Pluralism and Abortion, alternatively referred to by its pull quote “A Diversity of Opinions Regarding Abortion Exists Among Committed Catholics” or simply “The New York Times ad”, a full-page advertisement placed on 7 October 1984 in The New York Times by Catholics for a Free Choice (CFFC): “Statements of recent Popes and of the Catholic hierarchy have condemned the direct termination of pre-natal life as morally wrong in all instances. There is a mistaken belief in American society that this is the only legitimate Catholic position.” Many signers put their names on the ad because they viewed it as a partial response to the highly publicized anti-abortion statements of Archbishop John J. Card. O’Connor of New York. His insistence that a Catholic could not in good conscience vote for a pro-choice candidate was clearly aimed at Geraldine Ferraro, the Democratic Vice-Presidential candidate, a Catholic, a member of O’Connor’s archdiocese, and a consistent pro-choice advocate.

Kathryn Bissell
Mary Byles
Anne Carr
Mary Louise Denny
Margaret Farley
Barbara Ferraro
Maureen Fiedler
Jeanine Grammick
Kathleen Hebbeler
Patricia Hussey
Caridad Inda
Pat Kenoyer
Agnes Mary Mansour (at the time an ex-nun)
Roseanne Mazzeo
Margaret Nulty
Margaret O’Neill
Donna Quinn
Ellen Shanahan
Marilyn Thie
Rose Dominic Trapasso
Margaret Ellen Traxler
Marjorie Tuite
Judith Vaughan
Ann Patrick Ware
Virginia Williams

Nuns Gone Wild: A Trip Down Memory LaneBarbara Ferraro and Patricia Hussey: in 1984, along with 22 other nuns, they co-signed an ad in The New York Times by Catholics for Free Choice challenging Catholic teaching on procured abortion. Both refused to recant their statements when ordered to do so by the Holy See and their religious order. They both signed a second pro-abortion statement, published in the National Catholic Reporter, and participated in a pro-abortion rally organized by the National Organization of Women (NOW) in Washington on 6 March 1986.  

Margaret Traxler: now deceased, was a supporter of activism among homosexual Catholics, who once carried a banner into the Vatican to protest the church’s stand on abortion. In 1982 the National Conference of Catholic Bishops endorsed a Constitutional amendment proposed by Republican Senator Orrin Hatch of Utah. It would have allowed state legislatures to restrict or ban abortions. In an appearance on the Phil Donahue show at that time, Traxler said, “I believe every human being has a free will, God respects our free will even though it is sometimes used against God’s will. I believe women must have the right to use their free will in making decisions about their own bodies.” She signed the New York Times ad in 1984 stating that abortion could sometimes be “a moral choice.” “I don’t think church leaders are living on the same planet. They are unrealistic and out of touch with the people,”. . . she said then. She was one of the first to call for women’s ordination in 1971.

Nuns Gone Wild: A Trip Down Memory LaneJeanine Gramick: co-foundress of the homosexual, lesbian activist organization New Ways Ministry. After a review of her public activities on behalf of the Church that concluded in a finding of grave doctrinal error, the Vatican’s Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith (CDF) declared in 1999 that she should no longer be engaged in pastoral work with homosexual persons. In 2000, her congregation, in an attempt to thwart further conflict with the Vatican, commanded her not to speak publicly about homosexuality. She responded by saying, “I choose not to collaborate in my own oppression by restricting a basic human right [to speak]. To me this is a matter of conscience.” In 2001, Gramick transferred to the Sisters of Loretto, another congregation of Catholic Sisters, one which supports her in her advocacy on behalf of homosexuals. 

Marjorie Tuite: now deceased, was among the key organizers of the first International Women’s Ordination Conference (WOC). Tuite was also one of the “Vatican 24”, religious sisters who had signed the Catholic Statement on Pluralism and Abortion published in the New York Times on 7 October 1984. Tuite appeared on The Phil Donahue Show on 28 January 1985 (along with fellow signers Patricia Hussey and Barbara Ferraro) to defend their refusal to recant their support of that statement. 

Nuns Gone Wild: A Trip Down Memory LaneMargaret Farley: over the years, she has taken positions favorable to abortion, same-sex “marriage,” sterilization of women, divorce and the “ordination” of women to the priesthood. Farley, who taught Christian ethics at Yale Divinity School, is well known for her radical feminist ideas and open dissent from Church teaching. In 1982, when the Sisters of Mercy sent a letter to all their hospitals recommending that tubal ligations be performed in violation of Church teaching against sterilization, Pope John Paul II gave the Sisters an ultimatum, causing them to withdraw their letter. Farley justified their “capitulation” on the ground that “material cooperation in evil for the sake of a ‘proportionate good’” was morally permissible. In other words, she declared that obedience to the Pope was tantamount to cooperation in evil, and that the Sisters were justified in doing it only because their obedience prevented “greater harm, namely the loss of the institutions that expressed the Mercy ministry.” In her presidential address to the Catholic Theological Society of America in 2000 she attacked the Vatican for its “overwhelming preoccupation” with abortion, calling its defense of babies “scandalous” and asking for an end to its “opposition to abortion” until the “credibility gap regarding women and the church” has been closed. In her book Just Love she offers a full-throated defense of homosexual relationships, including a defense of their right to marry. She admits that the Church “officially” endorses the morality of “the past,” but rejoices that moral theologians like Charles Curran and Richard McCormick embrace “pluralism” on the issues of premarital sex and homosexual acts. She says that sex and gender are “unstable, debatable categories,” which feminists like her see as “socially constructed.” She has nothing but disdain for traditional morality, as when she remarks that we already know the “dangers” and “ineffectiveness of moralism” and of “narrowly construed moral systems.” Nuns Gone Wild: A Trip Down Memory Lane

Mary Ann Cunningham: wrote an “open letter to Catholic voters”  in 2006 as an alternative to the church hierarchy’s voter education efforts in Colorado and nationwide. “We encourage respect for the moral adulthood of women and will choose legislators who will recognize the right of women to make reproductive decisions and receive medical treatment according to the rights of privacy and conscience.” Cunningham said many Catholics disagree with the church’s opposition to legalized abortion for “compassionate, faithful reasons.” “I do value the voice of the church hierarchy,” Cunningham said. “But I don’t find anything in the Gospels about abortion or gay marriage.”

Louise Lears: banned from church ministries and from receiving the sacraments in 2008 by then-St. Louis Archbishop Raymond Burke for 1) the obstinate rejection, after written admonition, of the truth of the faith that it is impossible for a woman to receive ordination to the Sacred Priesthood (cann.750, §2; and 1371, 1º); 2) the public incitement of the faithful to animosity or hatred toward the Apostolic See or an Ordinary because of an act of ecclesiastical power or ministry (can. 1373); 3) the grave external violation of Divine or Canon Law, with the urgent need to prevent and repair the scandal involved (can. 1399); and 4) prohibited participation in sacred rites (can. 1365).

Nuns Gone Wild: A Trip Down Memory LaneDonna Quinn an advocate for legalized abortion. As late as 2009 she was engaged in escorting women to abortion clinics in the Chicago area so they could abort their babies safe from pro-life protesters. She is now a coordinator of the radically liberal National Coalition of American Nuns (NCAN), which stands in opposition against the Catholic Church’s position on abortion, homosexuality, contraception, and the exclusively male priesthood. In a 2002 address to the Women’s Studies in Religion Program at Harvard Divinity School, Quinn described how she came to view the teachings of her Church as “immoral”: “I used to say: ‘This is my Church, and I will work to change it, because I love it,’” she said.  “Then later I said, ‘This church is immoral, and if I am to identify with it I’d better work to change it.’  More recently, I am saying, ‘All organized religions are immoral in their gender discriminations.’” Quinn called gender discrimination “the root cause of evil in the Church, and thus in the world,” and said she remained in the Dominican community simply for “the sisterhood.”

Margaret Mary McBride: an administrator and member of the ethics committee at St. Joseph’s Hospital and Medical Center, in Phoenix, Arizona, who incurred automatic excommunication following her sanctioning of an abortion at the hospital in November 2009. The controversy that ensued resulted in the diocesan bishop declaring that the hospital could no longer call itself Catholic.

Nuns Gone Wild: A Trip Down Memory LaneCarol Keehan: as head of the Catholic Health Association, she sparred with the United States Conference of Catholic Bishops on the question of health care reform, which the bishops criticized for funding abortion. Some observers have noted the critical role that she played, along with a social justice lobby of sisters called Network, in the bill’s eventual passage. In his farewell address before resigning the presidency of the U.S. Bishops’ conference last year, Cardinal Francis George – who directly opposed the health care bill, for its abortion funding – spoke of unnamed groups he said wanted to “remake the Church according to their own designs or discredit her as a voice in … public discussions” such as the debate over abortion and health care reform. As for who truly “speaks for the Catholic Church,” the cardinal left no room for doubt: “The bishops in apostolic communion and in union with the successor of Peter, the Bishop of Rome, speak for the Church in matters of faith and in moral issues and the laws surrounding them.” In another matter, less than 24 hours after the bishop of Phoenix stripped St. Joseph’s Hospital of its Catholic affiliation for performing abortions, Keehan declared that “Catholic Healthcare West (to which St Joseph’s belongs) and its system hospitals are valued members of the Catholic Health Association.” Keehan also defended the decision of Sr. Margaret Mary McBride to authorize the abortion. “They had been confronted with a heartbreaking situation,” she stated. “They carefully evaluated the patient’s situation and correctly applied the Ethical and Religious Directives for Catholic Health Care Services to it, saving the only life that was possible to save.” However, two obstetrician-gynecologists from the Diocese of Phoenix’s Medical Ethics Department said Keehan was misrepresenting both the facts of the St. Joseph’s Hospital case, and the ethical principles of Catholic health care.  “It goes back to the basic issue that you can never do an evil, to achieve a good,” said Dr. William Chavira. “The act is inherently evil.” Dr. Chavira is a practicing obstetrician and gynecologist who also serves on the Phoenix Diocese’s medical ethics committee.   

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Was there a good point (or more) from the Sunday sermon you heard this week?

Let us all know what it was.

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Democrat candidates in Connecticut favor forcing Catholic hospitals to perform abortions

Something we have to remember when considering the Obama Administration’s erosion of the 1st Amendment through the HHS mandate, is the element of what I call “creeping incrementalism”.   Each time some radical thing is proposed, even if it fails, nevertheless bumps the needle just a tad in the radical direction.  Over time, tiny little increments of shift add up to a huge shift.

If the Obama Administration is pushing for Catholic hospitals to distribute contraceptives and abortifacients, perform sterilizations, etc., we know that their next goal is to force Catholic hospitals to perform abortions.

There is an interesting story on the site of a newspaper in Connecticut:

Bishops: Don’t Make Catholic Hospitals Perform Abortions [UPDATE]

When asked during a debate Sunday if they would support, as a concept, a federal law requiring Catholic hospitals to perform abortions, some Democratic Senate candidates indicated they would. The bishops object. [Who was it that took heat for calling the Democrat Party “the party of death”? Was it now-Cardinal Burke?]
By Patrick Barnard and David Gurliacci

On Sunday, some Democratic candidates for U.S. Senate said they’d favor the concept of a federal law requiring even Catholic hospitals to perform abortions. Now, the state’s Catholic bishops are objecting.

Democrat candidates in Connecticut favor forcing Catholic hospitals to perform abortionsConnecticut’s Catholic bishops—including Bishop William Lori, who announced in March that he is leaving the Roman Catholic Diocese of Bridgeport to become archbishop of the Baltimore Archdiocese—have issued a statement expressing their dismay after all five Democratic candidates said during Sunday’s “Face the State” debate that they would support legislation forcing Catholic hospitals to perform abortions.

“If it is their [the candidates’] position that our hospitals should be forced by law or regulations to provide abortions in spite of our teaching, it is unfortunate to note their readiness to violate religious liberty,” wrote Archbishop of Hartford Henry Mansell, Archbishop-designate Lori, Bishop Michael Cote of Norwich, and Bishop Paul Chomnycky of the Ukrainian Catholic Diocese of Stamford in the statement issued Monday.

[NB] “Their position would be the logical extension of the federal Health and Human Services regulations with regard to so called ‘preventative services.'”

When asked whether Catholic hospitals should be required to provide contraceptive services and abortions, the candidates replied in various ways, according to the recording of the debate available at the WFSB-TV website (starting at the 5:30 mark).

Lockhart recently wrote on his blog: “Now, before those of you reading this pick a side, please watch the footage, listen carefully to what the candidates did/didn’t say and then draw your own conclusions about whether all five answered in the affirmative.”

Susan Bysiewicz and Matthew Oakes said the federal government has the right to require Catholic hospitals to perform abortions. Chris Murphy seemed to indicate the government should not do that. William Tong also did not give a direct reply, but said, “Access to an abortion should be open and available.” Lee Whitnum said providing contraception services is a good thing, but did not say whether Catholic institutions should be forced to do so.

Here’s the question Lockhart wrote on his blog that he asked: “Mr. Murphy, you were a strong advocate for the Obama administration’s recent decisions regarding contraception coverage for employees of Catholic organizations. The New York Times recently reported that as Catholic hospitals become a greater force within the health care industry there are concerns that women’s access to treatments from abortions to sterilizations will be limited. Should the federal government require Catholic hospitals to provide these services, specifically abortions?”

Here are some excerpts of the answers:

Susan Bysiewicz: “The federal government has the right to regulate what services are provided, because Catholic institutions, colleges and universities get funding from the federal government, and I believe that those institutions should provide access to reproductive health care.”
Chris Murphy: “They certainly have the ability to decide what services they perform.”
Matthew Oakes: “If they’re gonna take our money—I’m Roman Catholic—then they need to perform the health care issues that women need performed for them.”
William Tong: “Access to an abortion should be open and available. Acess to contraception, the same thing. These are basic liberties enshrined in our Constitution, in our jurisprudence. That’s a fact. […] I think we need a cooperative approach. We had a bill in the state Legislature to provide emergency contraception. It was called Plan B. […] Now Plan B is a reality. Emergency contraception is made available to patients at Catholic hospitals. We just need to find a way to make it work.”
Lee Whitnum did not answer the question about whether the federal government must force Catholic institutions to provide abortion or contraceptive services. She said she supported institutions providing them.

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How The Ordinary Form Can Be Celebrated, or, Where There’s A Will There’s A Way

Fr. Allan McDonald, of “Rats in the Rectory” fame, and of the blog Southern Orders has posted a video of an orchestral Mass celebrated on 19 March.

Here is how he describes it:

This is an Ordinary Form Mass, but using the difficult Schubert’s Mass in G. This is an amateur production, so the sound quality has some annoying background noise, but just ignore it. I want to thank our combined choirs under the direction of Ms. Nelda Chapman our Music Director and our assistant organist, Mr. Harold McManus. Keep in mind this is an Ordinary Form Mass, but done ad orientem with a mix of English and Latin. A week later this same Mass setting was sung for the Extraordinary Form Solemnity of the Annunciation of the Blessed Virgin Mary. There will be a brief commercial at the beginning (and yes I have chastised our deacon for using the ambo as his coffee table as you will note later in the video)….

Go check it out! I’d embed it here, but I hope you’ll go over there and spike his stats a bit and give him some comments.

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Fr. Z’s Kitchen: “Happy Birthday Rome!” Edition

My Vatican Curia calendar confirmed this morning …

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… that today is the Birthday of Rome…

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… the 2765th Birthday.

This august anniversary called for a Roman supper.

In consultation with the great Roman Fabrizio I decided to make Bucatini alla gricia.  Gricia is the pre-Columbian option for pasta, the forerunner of it’s variant prepared all’amatriciana (with tomato).  There was a time before Italians had the tomato, which were brought from the New World.

Here is the mighty and slightly unwieldy bucatino.

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The bucatino is in the middle flanked by a toothpick, a spaghetto, a chopstick, and a pencil.

Bucatini are thicker than spaghetti, obviously, and they have a small hole through their center.

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I didn’t originally think I was posting on this so I didn’t think to take of pic of the guanciale until it was in the pan.  Guanciale is type of “bacon”, roughly speaking, but from the cheek of the pig.  I had some guanciale in my freezer, sent by one of you kind readers from my wishlist (where it occasionally makes an appearance – thanks FZ!).

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This is simplicity.  Cut the guanciale into small chunks and in a frying pan over medium heat start browning gently.  The fat will become translucent and start to melt.  You want the fat, because it constitutes the “sauce”.

Add a bit of the water from the pot in which you are cooking your bucatini (also sent by a reader, btw).  This will deglaze and create a little “sauce” as the fat emulsifies.

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Add your bucatini directly into the pan and stir it around.

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Plate with a very generous addition of grated pecorino cheese.

I added the single chive to annoy liberals.

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For dessert, I enjoyed the perfect combination of a banana with little smears of Nutella.

Happy Birthday Rome!

 

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WDTPRS 3rd Sunday of Easter – “bright like kindled candles, honey sweet”

WDTPRS 3rd Sunday of Easter - "bright like kindled candles, honey sweet"This Sunday’s Collect, for the 3rd Sunday of Easter, it seems to me, reflects a conscious attempt on the part of Holy Church to remind us of the Easter Vigil.  The prayer has antecedents in both the Veronese and Gelasian sacramentaries, though it is not in pre-Conciliar editions of the Missale Romanum.

Semper exsultet populus tuus, Deus, renovata animae iuventute, ut, qui nunc laetatur in adoptionis se gloriam restitutum, resurrectionis diem spe certae gratulationis exspectet.

Vocabulary similar to our Collect is found in the works of St. Ambrose (+397), such as his Exposition of Psalm 118 and his De mysteriis, a post-Easter explanation of the sacred, liturgical mysteries to the newly baptized.  For example, “… adulescens vel certe renovatus aquilae iuventute per baptismatis sacramenta…” (ex. Ps. cxviii, 18, 26).

Adoptio is, of course, “adoption” in the sense of “to take as one’s child.”  We find the phrase “adoptionem filiorum Dei … adoption of the sons of God” in the Latin Vulgate (cf. Romans 8:23, Gal 4:5, Eph 1:5).

The words exsultet and adoptio bring our mind’s ear and eye to the Vigil of Easter, the deacon’s great moment to shine as he sings the Praeconium Paschale or Exsultet before the Paschal candle as the people hold their candles.  The Vigil is when many new Christians are by baptism made the Father’s sons and daughters through a spiritual adoption.

The Exsultet was composed perhaps as early as the fifth century. Parts may go back to St. Ambrose.  In this great proclamation there are many images of light and darkness.  One image concerns the fiery light of candles: beeswax nourishes the divided and yet undiminished flame.  Pope Benedict in his sermon for this year’s Easter Vigil remarked that

“the cooperation of the living community of believers in the Church in some way resembles the activity of bees. It builds up the community of light. So the candle serves as a summons to us to become involved in the community of the Church, whose raison d’être is to let the light of Christ shine upon the world.”

Another meaning of adoptio in classical Latin is the “admission of a bee into a new hive.”

What a marvelous way to think of sincere and observant Catholic Christians!  May all our works and words reflect the cooperation of God’s grace and love of neighbour.  May we be bright like kindled candles, honey sweet.

Some of you may be thinking, “But Father! But Father! This is over the top.  You’ve gone too far this time in making those connections.”

Have I?  Of course I get little… “creative” in making these links.  My goal is to help you listen to, think through, connect with these Collects during Mass.

Our prayers flow down to us from an ocean of ancient culture, pagan and Christian. Our vocabulary retains overtones of the Roman military, of agriculture, philosophy and religion. In previous centuries, people not yet gifted with glowing screens and text messaging more easily heard connections between fleeting phrases. They needed as a hook only a few words of a psalm, or even a single unusual word.  In the Gospels, Our Lord constantly alludes to psalms and the prophets. His (often hostile) listeners caught these allusions immediately.  People of seemingly simpler oral/aural cultures are better at this than we O so technologically sophisticated denizens of the West.  Our memories and attention spans are shrinking with each apparent advance.

But I digress.

SLAVISHLY LITERAL RENDERING:
O God, let your people rejoice always, the youth of spirit having been renewed, so that they (the people) who rejoice now that they have been restored in the glory of spiritual adoption, may in the hope of true thanksgiving await the day of the resurrection.

OBSOLETE ICEL (1973):
God our Father, may we look forward with hope to our resurrection, for you have made us your sons and daughters, and restored the joy of our youth.

CURRENT ICEL (2011):
May your people exult for ever, O God, in renewed youthfulness of spirit, so that, rejoicing now in the restored glory of our adoption, we may look forward in confident hope to the rejoicing of the day of resurrection.

Finally, I invite you to pray in a special way for Pope Benedict your bishop and your parish priest.

Implore the Holy Spirit to strengthen them in their heavy mandates and give them at our altars a “renewed youthfulness of spirit”.

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Platitude Cookie Alert

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In The Wild: LEX ORANDI car mag and clear stickers

In The Wild: LEX ORANDI car mag and clear stickersA kind reader, who is obviously a person of great intelligence and excellent taste, purchased a “Lex Orandi Lex Credendi” car magnet from my swag store, took a photo of same, and sent it in.

It is a little hard to see, so I added an arrow.

In The Wild: LEX ORANDI car mag and clear stickers

I enjoy these “in the wild” shots.  They give me another way of connecting with you good people out there.

Here is a link back to the post wherein I “unboxed” the items I sent to myself.

UPDATE

A reader sent a photo of the clear sticker!  Obviously your car’s surface should be lighter in color for best effect.

In The Wild: LEX ORANDI car mag and clear stickers

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