From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 24-03-10 – Bp. Fatty convalescing

March 10th, 2024

Dear Diary,

Worst Lent ever. Even though I got vaxed a lot I still got the Covid again. Feel better, definitely on the mend, but it was pretty bad. I’d say sick as a dog, but not sick like Chester’s sick.  He’s his own category of sick.

To recoup I went to the lake place and left you, Dear Diary, behind.  Sorry about that.  Not that I had the energy to write anything.  Or that I did anything for that matter.  I signed stuff Fr. Tommy brought and did phone and vid calls when I had the energy and wasn’t too fuzzed out.

My doc was extra nice to me, but he let me know that too many more of these things and it could be curtains for me. He’s got me on a couple of drugs, which make me hungry and sleepy (hungryer and sleepyer).

Also still have the weird infection and the doc gave me doxycycling. Tommy looked it up on his computer. Cures everything from zits to the clap. Too bad it wasn’t around in great-uncle Pete’s day.

Daily Mass has been hard even when I could.  For a while, I just couldn’t and Fr. Tommy did it IN LATIN.  Better that than nothing.  Gotta say that after a few times it kinda started to seem okay.  I teased Tommy a little about the pink today for Laytare, but he took it cheerfully enough.  Must’ve been the Latin.  Kind like his vax.

Dozer visited. Chester made sure his visit was short. Jude came a few times.  More than any of the other bishops or priests of the area.  Strange guy.  He’s a conservative, but he seems like he really cared.

The FCMH* were horrible, worse over video, but done now. It’s been a hell of a Lent over all. Can’t hardly wait for Easter. Ham! Though the thought of ham doesn’t exactly sit right at the moment. Laying low for now. Lots of tv – great reruns on the streaming channel. Worth every penny. I just put my feet up and drink Ensure. Feeling better.

Jenny threatened to move here. Not crazy about that. Big sis always checking up on me.

I heard a rumor about Jack**.  Could be “retiring early”.  Oh boy.

There are tons of events after Easter, so I better rest up.


Editor’s notes.

*FCMH = Finance Meetings From Hell
** The Archbishop of Red Bird, John “Jack” Daniels.

 

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The Prayer for the Nine-Month Novena to Our Lady of Guadalupe: 12 March – 12 December 2024

Text:

Prayer
of the Nine-Month Novena to Our Lady of Guadalupe
12 March to 12 December
2024

O Virgin Mother of God, we fly to your protection and beg your intercession against the darkness and sin which ever more envelope the world and menace the Church. Your Son, Our Lord Jesus Christ, gave you to us as our mother as He died on the Cross for our salvation. So, too, in 1531, when darkness and sin beset us, He sent you, as Our Lady of Guadalupe, on Tepeyac to lead us to Him Who alone is our light and our salvation. Through your apparitions on Tepeyac and your abiding presence with us on the miraculous mantle of your messenger, Saint Juan Diego, millions of souls converted to faith in your Divine Son. Through this novena and our consecration to you, we humbly implore your intercession for our daily conversion of life to Him and the conversion of millions more who do not yet believe in Him. In our homes and in our nation, lead us to Him Who alone wins the victory over sin and darkness in us and in the world. Unite our hearts to your Immaculate Heart so that they may find their true and lasting home in the Most Sacred Heart of Jesus. Ever guide us along the pilgrimage of life to our eternal home with Him. So may our hearts, one with yours, always trust in God’s promise of salvation, in His never-failing mercy toward all who turn to Him with a humble and contrite heart. Through this novena and our consecration to you, 0 Virgin of Guadalupe, lead all souls in America and throughout the world to your Divine Son in Whose name we pray. Amen.

Raymond Leo Cardinal Burke
To be prayed daily throughout the nine-month novena
from March 12 to December 12, 2024.

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DAILY ROME SHOT 962 – Bonus pics and video

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Meanwhile, BLACK to move and mate in 2.

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NB: I’ll hold comments with solutions ’till the next day so there won’t be “spoilers” for others.

In St. Louis, the American Cup 2024 begins today.  It is a double elimination format.  Should be good.  Today in the open section:

Fabiano Caruana vs. Grigoriy Oparin
Levon Aronian vs. Sam Sevian
Leinier Dominguez vs. Ray Robson
Wesley So vs. Sam Shankland

I’m may go to OTB today, but I haven’t been entirely well.  We shall see.  Prayers please.

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DAILY ROME (sort of) SHOT 961 -profound

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Today, something amazing I saw in a tweet – yeah, I know it’s X now – from Vir Desideriorum. From a 14th c French book of hours, a priest prays intently during Mass. His head is surrounded by angels as the Father listens.

It is sort of a Rome shot, since, based on his tweets, I think the one who posted it is perhaps a seminarian or priest in Rome perhaps studying at the Gregorian University.  He could be a lay student.  There’s no information in the X “bio”.  His timeline has amazing images from medieval manuscripts.

I’m grateful for this profound image.

Meanwhile, 12-21 March in St. Louis is the American Cup with an open and a women’s division.  Double-elimination.  They go from classical time control to rapid, and blitz for playoffs.  My guy Wesley So will compete.  He is slated against Sam Shankland in the first round, tomorrow.  Nakamura won last year.  He isn’t on the roster this year, probably because he is preparing for Candidates.  However, Fabiano Caruana is playing.

Meanwhile, white to move and mate in 3.  BTW… Often these position images are scaled down to 400×400 (more or less) from larger images.  If you open in a new tab (right click, etc.) you can get a larger view.  Just sayin’.

Click!

NB: I’ll hold comments with solutions ’till the next day so there won’t be “spoilers” for others.

Get yourself some beer from the traditional Benedictine monks of Norcia. They have three types. I can attest to how good it is. With savory things like cheese and sausage it is amazing.

And I haven’t given up on finding a good graphic artist out there who could help with some projects, perhaps make some dosh.

Ceterum censeo Alirezam delendum esse.

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News of the Church 10 – 10 March 2024

The inaugural edition of this series is HERE, in which I explain a lot more.

Some time ago, I saw a movie called News of the World in which after the Civil War a former confederate officer earns a meager living by wandering about reading to crowds  articles from newspapers he has gathered.  People pay a dime a head to listen, which figures to about $2.50. In those days news was scare and many couldn’t read at all, so there was great interest and emotion over the news of the world he brought. The idea of this travelling gazetteer caught my imagination and here I am. The word Gazette came into English through French but it’s origin is Italian, gazzetta, which is the name of the Venetian coin which paid for the first first Venetian newspapers in the 16th century. Here is today’s audio “gazette” of Catholic things.

00:15 – Init
01:11 – The Wanderer – It’s possible foreign priests will have to leave because of changes to immigration policy.
05:26 – Benedictines of Silver Stream Priory – Life in the monastery
12:15 – A Lenten Christmas card
16:40 – Inside The Vatican – Changes to slow down the new conclave?
30:53 – The Wanderer – Kidnapped Nigerian priests released
33:30 – Voyager I has gone mad.

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DAILY ROME SHOT 960

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A glimpse from The Parish.™ Photo from The World’s Best Sacristan™

Meanwhile, in chessy news, it seems that Canada finally granted the necessary visas to players in the Candidates to be held in Toronto. Indian and Russian players were being held up. FIDE finally made a major public appeal. There were political reasons behind the delays it seems. ChessBase wrote that an Indian immigrant to Canada had been assassinated and Canada blamed India. Arguments ensued. A lot of Indian players visas were held up. Also, Ian Nepomniachtchi, Kateryna Lagno and Aleksandra Goryachkina are Russian citizens. Canada has been one of Ukraine’s staunchest supporters after the Russian attack. Happy ending. All the players have visas now.

Meanwhile, white to move and mate in 2.  How long did it take you?

Click!

NB: I’ll hold comments with solutions ’till the next day so there won’t be “spoilers” for others.

3:16 isn’t just in John.Ceterum censeo Alirezam delendum esse.

Oh… and another thing.  The other day I mentioned something about a new chess variant called chess boxing, which is a real thing.  Play some rapid, then box a round.  Repeat. You can win in either activity, on the board or in the ring.  But fatigue becomes an issue with the clock.  I opined that I would have been interested, back in the day, in chess karate or chess fencing.  WELL… at a recent event in Charlotte NC where there is a large chess club, there was help a festival called Chess Kids.  They had chess fencing.  Yup.  That would be fun.

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Your Sunday Sermon Notes – Laetare Sunday 4th of Lent 2024

Too many people today are without good, strong preaching, to the detriment of all. Share the good stuff.

It is the 4th Sunday of Lent., “Laetare”.   The Roman Station is Holy Cross of Jerusalem.

Was there a GOOD point made in the sermon you heard at your Sunday Mass of obligation?  (Even when sermons or homilies aren’t great, you can find at least something good to take away.)

Tell about attendance especially for the Traditional Latin Mass.  I hear that it is growing.  Of COURSE.

Any local changes or (hopefully good) news?  We all have heard the bad news.  How about good news?

I have a few thoughts about the orations in the Vetus Ordo for this Sunday: HERE

A taste…

God the Son fed the multitudes miraculously multiplying bread and fish in a remote place away from other food sources.    The superabundance of the miracle reveals a pattern of deprivation before bounty.   We fast before our feasts.  Holy Mother Church, the greatest expert in humanity that there has ever been, understands this pattern, reinforced and required by divine revelation.  It is reflected in our calendar and in our rites.  We are our rites.

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9 March – St. Frances of Rome

I have great affection for St. Frances of Rome, Santa Francesca Romana.

When I was exiled from these USA to Rome, I lived at first in her house, the Palazzo of the Ponziani family into which she married, where you find a chapel where she died in 1440.  I feel as if she took me under her wing in those first critical months in Trastevere, where Romanaccio was being fused into my marrow with great intensity.

I went from the tutelage of a Roman virgin martyr, St. Agnes (in St. Paul) to a Roman widow (in Rome).

She is patroness of Rome, along with Sts. Peter and Paul, and St. Philip Neri (on whose feast I was ordained).

She had the grace of being able to see her Guardian Angel.  How cool is that?

As mentioned, young Frances married into the Ponziani family, whose medieval palazzo is still in Trastevere close to the Basilica of Santa Cecilia.

At the death of her husband she founded a convent of Benedictine nuns, Oblates of the Benedictine Congregation of Monte Oliveti, headquartered in the nearby Tor di Specchi.  This convent is open once a year, today, for the public to enjoy.

St. Francis body is in the church in the Roman Forum called S. Maria Nova al Foro Romano.

According to the Catholic Encyclopedia,

“With her husband’s consent Frances practiced continence, and advanced in a life of contemplation. Her visions often assumed the form of drama enacted for her by heavenly personages. She had the gift of miracles and ecstasy, (as) well as the bodily vision of her guardian angel, had revelations concerning purgatory and hell, and foretold the ending of the Western Schism. She could read the secrets of consciences and detect plots of diabolical origin. She was remarkable for her humility and detachment, her obedience and patience[.]”

During life she was renowned for her works of mercy, almsgiving, and miraculous healings.

St. Frances, pray for us.  Help especially the Church in Rome!  Ask your guardian angel to guide our pastors.

Here is her entry from the Martyrologium Romanum:

Sanctae Franciscae, religiosae, quae, adulescentula nupta, in matrimonio quadraginta annos vixit, uxor et materfamilias probata, pietate, humiltate et patientia admirabilis.  Temporibus calamitosis, bona sua paurperibus distribuit, aegrotis ministravit et, coniuge defuncto, inter oblatas, quas sub Regula santi Benedicti Romae congregaverat, secessit.

Who wants to take a crack at it?

Today in the Vetus Ordo Santa Francesca receives a commemoration. Here is her collect:

Deus, qui beátam Francíscam fámulam tuam, inter cétera grátiæ tuæ dona, familiári Angeli consuetúdine decorásti: concéde, quaesumus; ut, intercessiónis eius auxílio, Angelórum consórtium cónsequi mereámur.

My 1st Class Relic of the Saint.

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STATIONS OF THE CROSS – Audio from Fr. Z

Here are some of my audio projects of the Via Crucis, the Way of the Cross.

I am redoing them with my new podcast setup.

I’ll be adding some that I’ve done, so watch this post.

And remember to GO TO CONFESSION!

With this devotion you can gain a plenary indulgence under the usual conditions of confession and Communion within a few days of the work and detachment even from venial sin.  From the Handbook of Indulgences:

63. Exercise of the Way of the Cross (Viae Crucis exercitium)

A plenary indulgence is granted to the faithful, who make the pious exercise of the Way of the Cross.

The gaining of the plenary indulgence is regulated by the following norms:

  1. The pious exercise must be made before stations of the Way of the Cross legitimately erected.

  2. For the erection of the Way of the Cross fourteen crosses are required, to which it is customary to add fourteen pictures or images, which represent the stations of Jerusalem.

  3. According to the more common practice, the pious exercise consists of fourteen pious readings, to which some vocal prayers are added. However, nothing more is required than a pious meditation on the Passion and Death of the Lord, which need not be a particular consideration of the individual mysteries of the stations.

  4. A movement from one station to the next is required.

If the pious exercise is made publicly and if it is not possible for all taking part to go in an orderly way from station to station, it suffices if at least the one conducting the exercise goes from station to station, the others remaining in their place.

Those who are “impeded” can gain the same indulgence, if they spend at least one half an hour in pious reading and meditation on the Passion and Death of our Lord Jesus Christ.

For those belonging to Eastern Rites, among whom this pious exercise is not practiced, the respective Patriarchs can determine some other pious exercise in memory of the Passion and Death of our Lord Jesus Christ for the gaining of this indulgence.

If these recordings are helpful to you, please say a prayer for me.

For priests, especially, try The Way Of The Cross For Priests from the Benedictines of Silverstream Priory.  HERE.  Would you consider getting copies of this for your priests where you are?  Lay people: pray it for priests.

These podcasts are now provided by my Federated Computer! You can get one too by clicking the link.  Have a web presence?  Save lots of money and get away from corporations who mine your data.

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DAILY ROME SHOT 959 – Chant Alert

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I watched the State of the Union last night while texting with a priest friend. He wrote:

“I feel dirty having watched it.”

Entirely apart from the appalling content, after weeks of lowering expectations – for clear reasons – the take away story on the left will be that he did better than expected. Faint praise, but not nothing.

In far more pleasing news, in the Prague Chess Festival Nodirbek Abdusattorov prevailed. He gained enough rating to surpass World Champion Ding Liren to take 4th place in the live world ratings.  However, due to play in Shenzhen, Anish Giri dropped out of the top 10 edged out by Arjun Erigaisi.

The famous William Steinitz was from Prague. I look forward to seeing Prague in the TLM pilgrimage in September if God wills – and few more sign ups – allow that I can go.

Meanwhile, white to move and obtain an piece advantage in


1. Qe2+ Kd8 2. Qxb5 Bxc3 #.3. Qxa5 Bxa5 4. Bxa5
NB: I’ll hold comments with solutions ’till the next day so there won’t be “spoilers” for others.

We are well along into Lent.  Soon we will arrive at Passiontide and then the Triduum with the wondrous Tenebrae, the Office of Matins in the Triduum.  The wonderful nuns of Gower Abbey, the Benedictines of Mary, Queen of Apostles, have a disc and digital download:

Tenebrae at Ephesus

US HERE – UK HERE

These are the RESPONSORIES of Tenebrae for all three days of the Triduum.  They are, arguably, the most beautiful chants of the entire liturgical year.  Sung beautifully.  Gregorian chant sung by women has special quality all its own and this is the best.

Want a little taste?

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