Maybe you won’t be able to sing Te Deum and Non Nobis in a liturgical setting, but you can walk around yodeling this offering from our frequent contributor Tim Ferguson, Official Parody Songwriter of WDTPRS.
To the tune of “La donna Ã¨ mobile” from Verdi’s Rigoletto.
I am informed by the author that the mispronunciations and linguistic hijinx in this are…”if not intentional, not non-intentional”.
Das ist bellisimum!
Dust off the altar rails,
Dove mi mani-pales?
Te Deum chantez-vous!
Pop out the Veuve Clicquot
Vo ist mein Sanctus bell?
A cappa for Cardinal Pell! ["Schnell!" to be shouted in the background on the downbeat]
What could be betta,
Than Mass with one voice!