Caption call

Posted on 16 April 2008 by Fr. John Zuhlsdorf

Ummm… not yet, Your Holiness. 

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46 Responses to Caption call

  1. Cristhian says:
    16 April 2008 at 10:15 am

    “It is not the time, we’ll beat’em later”

  2. Cacciaguida says:
    16 April 2008 at 10:17 am

    Only YOU can prevent “the parachute effect.”

  3. Steve says:
    16 April 2008 at 10:20 am

    “If I but touch his clothes, I shall be cured.”

  4. Rouxfus says:
    16 April 2008 at 10:23 am

    “Who touched me? … Somebody hath touched me; for I know that virtue is gone out from me.”

  5. Manuel says:
    16 April 2008 at 10:48 am

    Wait up Your Holiness! Your going to fast!

  6. Commander Craig says:
    16 April 2008 at 10:49 am

    My caption is for the next frame when the Pontiff’s secretary lets go:

    “The Pope says . . .”

  7. Irulats says:
    16 April 2008 at 10:51 am

    “I’m right behind you, boss!”

  8. John Hudson says:
    16 April 2008 at 10:56 am

    ‘The Holy Father will not appear on the front cover of newspapers with his cape blown about his head. No. Not on my watch.’

  9. A Philadelphian says:
    16 April 2008 at 11:04 am

    For saftey, everyone must choose a “buddy.” “I pick the Holy Father!”

  10. Joseph says:
    16 April 2008 at 11:10 am

    “Red rover red rover let His Holiness come over!”

    “Ok, NOW you can go, Holiness!”

  11. Anon says:
    16 April 2008 at 11:14 am

    That’s the last time I’ll use superglue to fix that unraveling seam…

  12. Stephen says:
    16 April 2008 at 11:20 am

    You can dress him up, but . . . . (kidding!)

  13. Habemus Papam says:
    16 April 2008 at 11:25 am

    Holy Father, Holy Father … she’s blowing kisses at me now!

  14. don Jeffry says:
    16 April 2008 at 11:28 am

    “Langsam Big Boy”

  15. Steve Skojec says:
    16 April 2008 at 12:00 pm

    “Whoa, whoa, whoa. SLOOOOW down. The pastries and coffee are back that way…”

  16. Chris Molter says:
    16 April 2008 at 12:02 pm

    Darn, ran out of wet-naps.. hmm.. oh well, no one will notice..

  17. Brian Svoboda says:
    16 April 2008 at 12:20 pm

    “Don’t Let Go the Coat.”

  18. Adam DeVille says:
    16 April 2008 at 12:41 pm

    Secretary, thinking to himself: “Oh, good, the Gentlemen of the Papal Household remembered to pick up the dry cleaning and return this much nicer water-marked silk soutane rather than that nasty polyester blend Marini used to try to make him wear.”

  19. Tim Ferguson says:
    16 April 2008 at 12:55 pm

    When one is in a congo line with the Holy Father, one does not put one’s hand on his shoulder…

  20. MG says:
    16 April 2008 at 12:59 pm

    “Don’t worry; I got your back.”

  21. Cal-Brian says:
    16 April 2008 at 1:08 pm

    “Holy Father, I know it’s a liturgical dancer, but we’ll have to get ‘em latter…”

  22. MG says:
    16 April 2008 at 1:31 pm

    “I do NOT remember this as being part of the job description…”

  23. KK says:
    16 April 2008 at 1:33 pm

    It’s ok, we have RESERVED seats.

  24. Johnny Womack says:
    16 April 2008 at 1:48 pm

    Please Holy Father, may I accompany you so as to observe whilst you straighten out the cafeteria Catholics? It would be such a blessing to witness that!

  25. Christopher Mandzok says:
    16 April 2008 at 1:53 pm

    “Don’t attack Father Z just ’cause he gets his news from Fox.”

  26. Fr. Jay Toborowsky says:
    16 April 2008 at 1:59 pm

    I’ve heard of coattails, but shouldertails?

  27. Maureen says:
    16 April 2008 at 2:08 pm

    “One tug, und ze birsday cake is chocolate.
    Two, it is anchel food.
    Three, und zey’ve stuck me mit white cake again.”

  28. Maureen says:
    16 April 2008 at 2:09 pm

    “One tug, und ze birsday cake is German chocolate.
    Two, it is anchel food.
    Three, und zey’ve stuck me mit white cake again.”

    “One tug for white cake, Holy Father. It’s always white cake.”

  29. Farmer says:
    16 April 2008 at 2:12 pm

    “Papa, what is this Fabric!? I must have it!!”

  30. David Andrew says:
    16 April 2008 at 2:15 pm

    I’m reminded of a tradition from WWII where it was considered good luck to touch the collar (the long flap on the back) of a sailor’s uniform.

    Some collar . . . some luck!

  31. techno_aesthete says:
    16 April 2008 at 2:16 pm

    Fr. Z., did you see the picture of the Holy Father blowing out the candle on his birthday cake at the White house?

  32. btb says:
    16 April 2008 at 2:42 pm

    Mom, is that a Seeing-Eye Rottweiler?

  33. Michael says:
    16 April 2008 at 2:50 pm

    You don’t tug on Benedict’s cape,
    You don’t spit into the wind,
    You don’t pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger,
    And Sodano shouldn’t mess with him…

  34. A.Williams says:
    16 April 2008 at 3:14 pm

    …”Holy Father, can you ask the President if there is a bathroom nearby? ..and..huurrrry!! Dang…I knew.. I never shoulda eaten those 6 Weinersnitchels on Shepherd One!

  35. SM says:
    16 April 2008 at 3:32 pm

    “Stand up straight, make a good impression.”

  36. Christopher says:
    16 April 2008 at 4:51 pm

    “No, wait, Your Holiness, they’ve gone into the fire swamp, they needn’t trouble you any longer.”

  37. John Enright says:
    16 April 2008 at 5:04 pm

    Who needs a seeing-eye dog when you’ve got the German Shepherd.

  38. Jack says:
    16 April 2008 at 8:45 pm

    Holding! Five-yard penalty! Still first down!

  39. Katherine Therese says:
    16 April 2008 at 9:08 pm

    “Gosh, there are a lot of people here. I better hold on to Papa’s shirt* so I don’t get lost”

    *i know it’s not a shirt but can’t think of the word right now..

  40. Kevin J. Symonds says:
    16 April 2008 at 9:37 pm

    What was a horrid picture was Nancy Pelosi kissing the Pope’s ring:

    http://wcbstv.com/national/pope.benedict.itinerary.2.700803.html

    Keep your eyes on the pictures to the right.

  41. Joseph says:
    16 April 2008 at 11:52 pm

    If it works with tablecloths… .

  42. Central Valley Catholic says:
    17 April 2008 at 12:23 am

    Holy Father don’t take cardinal Mahoney’s head off, the cameras are running

  43. David Osterloh says:
    17 April 2008 at 6:18 am

    whoa, and to think he is in his 80′s, slow down

  44. Jim says:
    17 April 2008 at 7:14 am

    No levitating in public, Holy Father.

  45. LCB says:
    17 April 2008 at 7:33 am

    Talk about handlers in the Vatican!