Caption call

Ummm… not yet, Your Holiness. 

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  1. Cristhian says:

    “It is not the time, we’ll beat’em later”

  2. Cacciaguida says:

    Only YOU can prevent “the parachute effect.”

  3. Steve says:

    “If I but touch his clothes, I shall be cured.”

  4. Rouxfus says:

    “Who touched me? … Somebody hath touched me; for I know that virtue is gone out from me.”

  5. Manuel says:

    Wait up Your Holiness! Your going to fast!

  6. My caption is for the next frame when the Pontiff’s secretary lets go:

    “The Pope says . . .”

  7. Irulats says:

    “I’m right behind you, boss!”

  8. John Hudson says:

    ‘The Holy Father will not appear on the front cover of newspapers with his cape blown about his head. No. Not on my watch.’

  9. A Philadelphian says:

    For saftey, everyone must choose a “buddy.” “I pick the Holy Father!”

  10. Joseph says:

    “Red rover red rover let His Holiness come over!”

    “Ok, NOW you can go, Holiness!”

  11. Anon says:

    That’s the last time I’ll use superglue to fix that unraveling seam…

  12. Stephen says:

    You can dress him up, but . . . . (kidding!)

  13. Habemus Papam says:

    Holy Father, Holy Father … she’s blowing kisses at me now!

  14. don Jeffry says:

    “Langsam Big Boy”

  15. Steve Skojec says:

    “Whoa, whoa, whoa. SLOOOOW down. The pastries and coffee are back that way…”

  16. Chris Molter says:

    Darn, ran out of wet-naps.. hmm.. oh well, no one will notice..

  17. Brian Svoboda says:

    “Don’t Let Go the Coat.”

  18. Adam DeVille says:

    Secretary, thinking to himself: “Oh, good, the Gentlemen of the Papal Household remembered to pick up the dry cleaning and return this much nicer water-marked silk soutane rather than that nasty polyester blend Marini used to try to make him wear.”

  19. Tim Ferguson says:

    When one is in a congo line with the Holy Father, one does not put one’s hand on his shoulder…

  20. MG says:

    “Don’t worry; I got your back.”

  21. Cal-Brian says:

    “Holy Father, I know it’s a liturgical dancer, but we’ll have to get ’em latter…”

  22. MG says:

    “I do NOT remember this as being part of the job description…”

  23. KK says:

    It’s ok, we have RESERVED seats.

  24. Please Holy Father, may I accompany you so as to observe whilst you straighten out the cafeteria Catholics? It would be such a blessing to witness that!

  25. “Don’t attack Father Z just ’cause he gets his news from Fox.”

  26. I’ve heard of coattails, but shouldertails?

  27. Maureen says:

    “One tug, und ze birsday cake is chocolate.
    Two, it is anchel food.
    Three, und zey’ve stuck me mit white cake again.”

  28. Maureen says:

    “One tug, und ze birsday cake is German chocolate.
    Two, it is anchel food.
    Three, und zey’ve stuck me mit white cake again.”

    “One tug for white cake, Holy Father. It’s always white cake.”

  29. Farmer says:

    “Papa, what is this Fabric!? I must have it!!”

  30. David Andrew says:

    I’m reminded of a tradition from WWII where it was considered good luck to touch the collar (the long flap on the back) of a sailor’s uniform.

    Some collar . . . some luck!

  31. techno_aesthete says:

    Fr. Z., did you see the picture of the Holy Father blowing out the candle on his birthday cake at the White house?

  32. btb says:

    Mom, is that a Seeing-Eye Rottweiler?

  33. Michael says:

    You don’t tug on Benedict’s cape,
    You don’t spit into the wind,
    You don’t pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger,
    And Sodano shouldn’t mess with him…

  34. A.Williams says:

    …”Holy Father, can you ask the President if there is a bathroom nearby? ..and..huurrrry!! Dang…I knew.. I never shoulda eaten those 6 Weinersnitchels on Shepherd One!

  35. SM says:

    “Stand up straight, make a good impression.”

  36. Christopher says:

    “No, wait, Your Holiness, they’ve gone into the fire swamp, they needn’t trouble you any longer.”

  37. John Enright says:

    Who needs a seeing-eye dog when you’ve got the German Shepherd.

  38. Jack says:

    Holding! Five-yard penalty! Still first down!

  39. Katherine Therese says:

    “Gosh, there are a lot of people here. I better hold on to Papa’s shirt* so I don’t get lost”

    *i know it’s not a shirt but can’t think of the word right now..

  40. What was a horrid picture was Nancy Pelosi kissing the Pope’s ring:

    Keep your eyes on the pictures to the right.

  41. Joseph says:

    If it works with tablecloths… .

  42. Central Valley Catholic says:

    Holy Father don’t take cardinal Mahoney’s head off, the cameras are running

  43. whoa, and to think he is in his 80’s, slow down

  44. Jim says:

    No levitating in public, Holy Father.

  45. LCB says:

    Talk about handlers in the Vatican!

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