Homer and Marge Simpson are splitting up!
After years of marriage, they will separate.
Oh, the humanity.
But, be of good cheer!
Cardinal Kasper has a solution!
Perhaps when they remarry (other people… of the same sex or not)… they’ll be able to receive Holy Communion under Card. Kasper’s Tolerated But Not Accepted Plan™.
This is the era of mercy. It’s been in all the papers.