Prayer Before Using The Internet HERE
Almighty and eternal God, who created us in Thine image and bade us to seek after all that is good, true and beautiful, especially in the divine person of Thine Only-begotten Son, our Lord Jesus Christ, grant, we beseech Thee, that, through the intercession of Saint Isidore, Bishop and Doctor, during our journeys through the internet we will direct our hands and eyes only to that which is pleasing to Thee and treat with charity and patience all those souls whom we encounter. Through Christ our Lord. Amen.
Daily Prayer for Priests HERE
Daily Offering HERE
Father, obviously our Holy Father needed to put Rover to sleep until the Son of God directs man to someday land on Mars to expand his divine intervention .
It is not coincidence that we now have a Space Force.
Since the beginning of time, He has never let us down on His future for us.
Not sorry Father, keep telling his sheep to GO TO CONFESSION!
I need a Mars bar
acardnal: If yer goin’ to the store get me a Milky Way, thanks. And a Yoo-hoo.
Regarding the Space Force:
I presume there will be a Space Academy to train the officers of the Space Force?
And will those Space Academy students be called —
Space Cadets?
[rimshot]