From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 23-02-26 – Saturday Vigil Mass

This just in.

February 26th 2023

Dear Diary,

Annoying Finance Council meeting Friday. Aren’t they all. Why they scheduled it for a Friday beats me. But anyway, we’re rolling in it. Or at least I think we are? Anyway, I’ve got lots of nice stuff and I want our parishes to have nice stuff, too. Like new pianos! No expense spared.

I was wiped out after that, so I just spent a quiet Saturday at home and I had the Saturday vigil Mass so I could have Sunday free! Hello, mimosa brunch!

The rest of the day was pretty quiet.  I tried to scare up some company for a movie or something, but no one picked up.  I guess its okay.  Turned in early.

Before I forget, on Friday Chester got away from Fr. Tommy again during their walk – Tommy really enjoys those – and went after the neighbors toy poodle. I think its name is O’Brien, like the potatoes.  That’s what the woman was shouting when… it happened.  I could hear it through the window. Wierd name for a dog.

I had a note from the mole that it might be hard to keep sending these in.

Anyway, my hope is to be able to post them – when I get them – at Noon EST.

And, yes, I did get the request to see Bp. F. Atticus’ coat-of-arms, which was mentioned in the diary entry about the vimpa that Chester got ahold of.  I’ll see what I can do about a good view.