ROME (NOT!) SHOT 914 – The Terminator v. The Hulk

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We are in Venice, today.  I’m thinking of St. Jude, Patron of the “Impossible”.  My friend Fr. Carlos Martins has a major relic of the Apostle which he is bringing to parishes around these USA.  Also, Sts. Simon and Jude’s Feast is my birthday.  Also, I have an intention in their queue for my mother.  This is Santi Simone e Giuda Apostoli, or “San Simone Piccolo” on the Grand Canal, probably the first thing that catches your eye when you get off the train and leave through the front of the station.

WELCOME REGISTRANT:
Robbie the Pict

Meanwhile, its white’s move.  Mate in 2.

Click!

NB: I’ll hold comments with solutions ’till the next day so there won’t be “spoilers” for others.

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The “Wimbeldon of Chess” is going on, Tata Steel in Wijk aan Zee.   After Round Three Anish has caught up to “the Boy” at 2.5.   Nepo and Ding and Nodirbek 2.0.  The female champ Ju Wenjun is struggling with .5 but there’s a lot of chess to be played.  Ding handled Gukesh with relative ease, if anything at this level can be considered easy.

At my level, however, yesterday at OTB I had a mixed day.  I played like a  blockhead for two games, one with a truly stupid blunder which I made because I was way ahead and forgot one of my first principles in my complacency: “Ask yourself if this move makes sense.”  In the second game, against a strong player, I tried a new opening.  Ohhhh boy was that a disaster!   It turned into a hilariously irritating miniature.  I took that page from my score book and put it on my bathroom mirror.  It might migrate the door of the microwave during the day.  However, in my final game of the morning, I reverted to a tried and tested (no, not e4) approach and swiftly overwhelmed my opponent with aggressive play on all three “sides”.

Meanwhile, speaking of overwhelming, The Terminator v. The Hulk…

Chess is enjoying an explosion of popularity in the whole world.

Will the Catholic Church’s entities be – once again – behind the curve?

Fathers! Bishops! Start youth chess clubs and intergenerational clubs in your parishes and schools! I’ll bet you that strong and dependable adults will come out of the woodwork to teach the young. There are many older people who would like to have an activity and maybe contact with young people. This is really a THING.

Ceterum censeo Firoujza esse delendum.

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7 Comments

  1. Matthew111 says:

    1. Rxh5 Bxe5
    2. Nxe5#

    OR

    1. Rxh5 any other move
    2. Rh6#

  2. Senor Quixana says:

    Nd4+ forces Qxd4
    Qb5#

  3. Jack in NH says:

    Father! What is your “tried and tested” opening move? Perhaps with a blessed opening move I might have better performance in my games? ;-)
    Hulk vs. Terminator is a hoot…

    [I’ve been playing mainly d4. I’m trying some other things, however. Sure I also play “tried and tested” e4.]

  4. monstrance says:

    Chess and a Cigar – that’s hard to beat.

  5. Matthew111 says:

    I missed one!

    1. Rxh5 d4
    2. Be4#

    I also didn’t notice the photo to Arnold’s right; looks like they’ve played before.

  6. beggingformercy says:

    What about Rxh5, Qd3?

    I stand by Bh7.

  7. Yeah, it has to be

    1. Bh7

    Start by evaluating the escape squares for the black King. His soon-to-perish Majesty has only … no escape squares as the puzzle begins. On c6 he isn’t yet in check. So, find a way to check him and cover escape squares.

    White’s pawns are covering b7 and b5. If only white could get the Queen to g6 to check the enemy while foiling his escape. So, 1. Bh7.

    However, that permits 1. … d4, giving the King a bolt hole on d5 if 2. Qg6.

    BUT, sometimes a threat is enough. The pawn is induced to move, otherwise mate from Qg6 is coming.

    But death comes for us all. If not from the Queen…

    If 1. Bh7 d4 then the bishop strolls back to e4.

    1. Bh7 d4
    2. Be4#

    Moving that pawn to d4 exposed the diagonal to the Black King. G’bye.

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