“Let y’all know!” The “Noveritis” Epiphany chant announcement of 2017’s liturgical dates

Screen Shot 2017-01-02 at 08.54.48Someone posted a printable image of the Noveritis (“Let y’all know”) in Gregorian chant notation for the singing of the liturgical dates for 2016 which takes place at Epiphany after the Gospel.  Find it over there.

BE WARNED: At that site is also posted a version transfers the celebration of Ascension Thursday and Corpus Christi Thursday to Sundays which is a rather dreadful thing to do.  The REAL Noveritis is provided without those aberrations.  HERE

A sheet you can pass out with the text and translation, HERE

The singing of the key liturgical dates in a solemn way, underscores how these dates and seasons are all interconnected, how the liturgical year is a reflection of and on the mystery of our salvation.  Some liturgical dates are movable.  For example Septuagesima, in 2017 12 February (in 2016 24 January) doesn’t fall on the same date every year because the date of Easter changes each year.

“But Father! But Father!”, you libtards are surely sputtering.  “What does this chant sound like? Do it in English like the Spirit of Vatican II wanted!   But you won’t because YOU HATE VATICAN II!”

Here is what it sounds like, in case some deacon or priest out there, less familiar with chant, wants to give it a shot.  It sounds rather like the Exultet, sung at the Easter Vigil.  The Noveritis is a little awkward, however.

What Does The Prayer Really Sound Like?

I’ll allow you to post your own, flawless, accurate and yet smooth English translations.

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ZUHLIO RETURNS! “Cardinal Kasper Will Accompany Me”

It is my pleasure to release at long last the super ultra exclusive new hit from the always backward-looking performance artist Zuhlio!

I had note from Zuhlio, who has been pensive of late:

I’ve been pensive of late. Just ponder about the great contributions that His Eminence Walter Card. Kasper has been making to the Church for so many… so very many many many years.  It’s seems like such a long time that he’s been making contributions and we just can’t have enough of them.  He’s been, God bless him, lowering the standards for living our faith for so very many many many years.   I had to find a way to honor him.  What’s better than… a song?

ZUHLIO RETURNS! "Cardinal Kasper Will Accompany Me"Thus spake Zuhlio.   He quickly teamed up with his old colleague from back in the day, The Ineffable TTF to produce what will surely be yet another platinum hit.

You recall some of Zuhlio’s previous hits, which you without question whistle on the way to those nightly adoration hours.  Who can forget “Where Have All the Sisters Gone?”  How about “Lady Tambourine Priest”?  How about his even bigger hit song from his urban rapper phase “Aging Hippie Paradise”.  And then there was the classic: “I am the very model of a modern ultramontanist!” Will we ever forget “Fifty Ways To Rig A Synod“?

And now the moment you’ve been waiting for.

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For those of you who – sheesh – don’t know the inspiration…

Play video

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Just For Fun

Here is a detail of a work now in Boston dating to about 1340 by Barna da Siena, The Mystical Marriage of St. Catherine.   At the bottom, there are depicted a few saints, including this lovely rendering of St. Margaret beating the Devil with a hammer.

It cheers me up every time I see it.

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This is what we do when we…

GO TO CONFESSION!

So….

GO TO CONFESSION!

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The Vatican v. The Knights of Malta – High Drama – UPDATE

17_01_01_SCV_SMOMUPDATE 5 Jan 2017:

The UK publication The Tablet (aka The Pill) claims to have seen letters indicating that Pope Francis did not want the Albrecht von Boeselager thrown out as Grand Chancellor and then suspended from the Order.

Their headline… just to help, I’m sure:

EXCLUSIVE: CARDINAL BURKE AND GRAND MASTER FESTING DEFIED WISHES OF POPE BY SACKING GRAND CHANCELLOR

All along I have been concerned that this dust up would be used by Card. Burke’s haters to harm him in some way.

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ORIGINALLY Published on: Jan 1, 2017

I am watching the kerfuffle between the Vatican and the Knights of Malta with a measure of amusement.

To be more precise, I watch the dust up between the Vatican City State (SCV) and the Sovereign Military Order of the Knights of Malta (SMOM).

As you know a high muckity in the SMOM was given the heave-ho for having been involved in things that no Catholic should be involved in. The upper echelon of the SMOM are actually a type of religious, who make vows and such.  Insofar as he violated Catholic principles he was ousted.

Enter The Pope.

Pope Francis indicated that he would set up a commission (what else?) to study the situation.

The SMOM promptly said, “Mind your own business.”  More HERE

What’s with that?  If SMOMs are Catholic and religious, shouldn’t the Pope be able to get involved?  Insofar as they are religious, perhaps yes.  However, insofar as the SMOM is recognized as its own sovereign country, no!   They are a sovereign state, just as the Vatican City State is a sovereign state.   So, the head of one state (SCV’s Pope) has no authority to interfere with the internal governance of another sovereign state (SMOM).

Thus we are witnessing in our times the …

Diplomatic Tiff Between The World’s Two Smallest Countries!

My spies tell me that San Marino may get involved with peace keeping troops.

Furthermore, Monaco and Liechtenstein have both offered to host the Peace Talks.

Andorra remains, for the time being, neutral.

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“…the language demons fear the most…”

At Catholic Gentleman we find an interview with “Mixed Martial Arts” fighter, Bas Rutten.  Biretta tip to a reader –   o{]:¬)

In the interview we find:

14. You say frequently, “Deo gratias!” This is Latin for “Thanks be to God.” Just curious: Do you happen to go to a Mass that is in Latin?

Yes, I do. I also do my rosary in Latin and learned a whole bunch of other prayers in Latin as well. It’s the language demons fear the most, and the universal language of the Church.  I find it more reverent and a higher form of prayer.

The more I pray, the more I see everything in my life as getting better, not only in regards to the Faith, but also for myself and automatically my family and friends. The more prayers I memorize the more it develops my brain, the easier it becomes for me to memorize scripts, whether it’s for movies, TV or commentating jobs. YES, it takes time to memorize, but it will help me with a whole bunch of other things as well.

Many people only train their bodies; not realizing you can train your brain and your soul as well.  Our biggest fights are not with mortal flesh but with the fallen angels.  Another great fighter once said something to that effect…

Do I hear an “Amen!”?

Memorize prayers in Latin.

Promote the study of Latin.

Support sacred liturgical worship in Latin.

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Gregorian chant CD from the Benedictine Abbey of Fontgombault

Gregorian chant CD from the Benedictine Abbey of FontgombaultI’ve have visited the Benedictine Abbey of Fontgombault a couple times, though not for many years.   Clear Creek in these USA is a daughter house of Fontgombault.

The Monastic Choir of the Abbey Notre Dame de Fontgombault have issued a CD disc of Gregorian chant for the Feast of the Assumption of the Blessed Virgin Mary. I was sent a copy and have listened to it.

It will be released 13 January 2017.

US HERE – UK HERE (keep checking on availability in the UK)

The disc has chants for the Mass of the Assumption and Vespers.

Here are a few samples that I stitched together.

It is very much in the French style, along the lines of Solesmes.  This is chant accompanied by organ.  That isn’t my favorite way to do chant, but it does have the advantage of keeping everything on pitch!  They have a cut of the ringing of their bells for the Angelus which is great.

 

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Vigil of Epiphany: Blessing of Epiphany Water

Wonderful customs come with the Feast of the Epiphany.  Real Epiphany is 6 January, by the way.

On Epiphany we can bless gold, frankincense and myrrh.  Please bring all your spare, unblessed myrrh to your priest… and your gold.  Bring lots of gold to your priest… or to me if your priest isn’t around.

By the way, we use pure frankincense in our thurible.  I just bought a bunch more which I will bless.

On Epiphany there is a blessing for homes.  There is also the famous blessing of chalk which can be used then to mark the lintel of the house.

On the Vigil of Epiphany, however, there is a special blessing for Epiphany Water.  Here is a photo from a couple years ago, of yours truly blessing Epiphany Water.

Vigil of Epiphany: Blessing of Epiphany Water

I should be blessing a lot more tonight, as it turns out.

The Rite is very cool.  It begins with the Litany of Saints, with a couple special petitions about the blessing of the water to follow. Satan and the demons are then driven from the place with a mighty prayer.

This is NOT a prayer for lay people to recite. Period. Understand? Just don’t.

Exorcism against Satan and the apostate angels [In Latin, of course. The “+” is where the celebrant makes the Sign of the Cross.]

In the name of our Lord Jesus + Christ and by His power, we cast you out, every unclean spirit, every devilish power, every assault of the infernal adversary, every legion, every diabolical group and sect; begone and stay far from the Church of God, from all who are made in the image of God and redeemed by the precious blood of the divine + Lamb. Never again dare, you cunning serpent, to deceive the human race, to persecute the Church of God, nor to strike the chosen of God and to sift them as + wheat. For it is the Most High God who commands you, + He to whom you heretofore in your great pride considered yourself equal; He who desires that all men might be saved and come to the knowledge of truth. God the Father + commands you. God the Son + commands you. God the Holy + Spirit commands you. The majesty of Christ, the eternal Word of God made flesh + commands you; He who for the salvation of our race, the race that was lost through your envy, humbled Himself and became obedient even unto death; He who built His Church upon a solid rock, and proclaimed that the gates of hell should never prevail against her, and that He would remain with her all days, even to the end of the world. The sacred mystery of the cross + commands you, as well as the power of all the mysteries of Christian faith. The exalted Virgin Mary, Mother of God + commands you, who in her lowliness crushed your proud head from the first moment of her Immaculate Conception. The faith of the holy apostles Peter and Paul and the other apostles + commands you. The blood of the martyrs and the devout intercession of all holy men and women commands you.

Vigil of Epiphany: Blessing of Epiphany WaterTherefore, accursed dragon and every diabolical legion, we adjure you by the living + God, by the true + God, by the holy + God, by the God who so loved the world that He gave His only-begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish but shall have life everlasting; cease your deception of the human race and your giving them to drink of the poison of everlasting damnation; desist from harming the Church and fettering her freedom. Begone Satan, you father and teacher of lies and enemy of mankind. Give place to Christ in whom you found none of your works; give place to the one, holy, Catholic, and apostolic Church, which Christ Himself purchased with His blood. May you be brought low under God’s mighty hand. May you tremble and flee as we call upon the holy and awesome name of Jesus, before whom hell quakes, and to whom the virtues, powers, and dominations are subject; whom the cherubim and seraphim praise with unwearied voices, saying: Holy, holy, holy, Lord God of hosts!

The salt and water are exorcised, blessed, blended.

At the end of the rite the Te Deum is sung.  Spiffy.

Epiphany and its Vigil.  Very ancient and very cool feast.

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A wonderful photo to cheer you up

One of the best things I’ve seen for a while.

A moving truck near the White House.

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Biretta tip to Pamela Geller –   o{]:¬)

Meanwhile, in just a few short days…

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Clericalism: bad and good

At The Catholic Thing there is a post today by Fr. Mark Pilon about clericalism.

I am for clericalism.  That is to say, I am for good, beneficial clericalism.  I am against bad clericalism.   Both Pilon and I make distinctions.  Here is the beginning of his piece.  I’ll add my own views below.

My emphases and comments:

Fr. Mark Pilon: To suggest that a Catholic is not bound by the Church’s teaching because he can’t understand it insults the believer’s dignity.

The pejorative notion of clericalism has a number of different meanings. For many Protestants and secularists, this term simply means that the clergy have, and exercise, too much authority in the Catholic Church. Just how that’s their business is a mystery, unless they assume that the Church is somehow subject to their ideas and should conform to them. [Do I hear an “Amen!”?]

For Catholics, clericalism usually refers to a kind of dominance of laity by clergy outside of their rightful spiritual authority. Pope Francis often speaks of this form of clericalism, in the way that clergy behave either in their regular daily pastoral work or in the political sphere.

St. Jose Maria Escrivá, the founder of Opus Dei, identified another kind of clericalism in those who try to turn the laity into pseudo-clerics – and identify the truly “committed” layperson as someone who directly serves the Church, rather than someone who is immersed as a Christian in social and political life.

But there is yet another form of clericalism that seems just as widespread today. [NB] This is the clericalism that assumes that many of the laity are simply incapable of really understanding the Church’s teachings or are incapable living up to them when the demands are high. This is the kind of subtle but deadly clericalism Pope Paul VI hinted at in Humanae vitae.  [This may also be at the core of Chapter 8 of Amoris laetitia. In AL ch. 8 there seems to be a presumption that people cannot live up to the moral standards which the sacrament of matrimony implies.  Matrimony is, as Christ Himself teaches and as the Church has always held, indissoluble. If someone civilly divorces and then takes up with someone else, cannot separate from that person for some good reason, but still want to return to the sacraments, then the only path forward is to live in continence with that partner as “brother and sister”.  However, Amoris and many who interpret Amoris in a liberal way assume that the moral requirements matrimony are too hard for people to live.  Therefore, they look for ways around the commitment to continence and still give access to the sacraments.]

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To fulfill a difficult moral law always involves a struggle – for some people, a very great struggle. But the believing Christian will not lightly absolve himself from responsibility for personal failure at the expense of denying the power of God’s grace. And the assumption by some clergy and theologians that most laity are simply incapable of either understanding the truth of certain moral laws or of fulfilling them is not exactly a way of recognizing or promoting the dignity of laypeople. [Exactly.]

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This is a good distinction.  Some clerics assume that lay people are not able to live according to the demands of Christian morality.  They set lower and lower bars in the name of “compassion” or “mercy”.  This is, in effect, terribly condescending.

I’ll add another kind of clericalism, related to something that Pilon mentioned, pandemic among the liberal Left.  Especially in liturgical contexts – which have a knock on effect in every other aspect of the Church’s activity –  libs blur the distinction between lay and cleric and say, “I’ll let you do something I am supposed to do.”  The subtle message: “You are not good enough with your baptismal dignity: I have to raise you up.” This condescending liberal arrogance is a terrible form of clericalism. Want to see true clericalism?  Scratch a liberal and see what happens.

On the other hand, there is a sound, healthy “clericalism” which consists in a clear sense of priestly identity that sets the priest apart from the people on account of his ministry at the altar.  There should be a clerical culture in the Church, among clerics, who need to support each other.  This doesn’t mean that clerics must exclude lay people from every facet of their lives.  It does mean, however, that priests must withdraw from lay people on occasion, into their own company (even with steak dinners, good wine and cigars).  Clericalism, in a healthy sense, is concerned with the identity and holiness of the priest.

 

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Coming to a neighborhood near you?

How would you feel were your parish church to be vandalized and desecrated?  Yes, yes, I know that many of them already were, by the vandals within the Church who wreckovated so many beautiful churches and who build so many monstrosities based on effectively unchristian notions.   But consider… consider the invasion or your church, beautiful or not, by people who simply want to destroy out of hatred of our Faith.

From Robert Royal at The Catholic Thing:

Some European newspapers have reported lately – very quietly – that, according to police in Germany’s North Rhineland/ Westphalia region, from 2011 to 2016 there were 3500 cases of vandalism/desecration of Christian churches. About two per day in only one region of Germany, every day for the past five years.

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Sts. Nunilo and Alodia, pray for us.
St. Lawrence of Brindisi, pray for us.
St. Pius V, pray for us.
Martyrs of Otranto, pray for us.
Our Lady of Victor, pray for us.
St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle.

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