Snowmonk

We have heard from this tyke before.

My four year old is at again. (I’m not sure if he has a future in advertising or in a monastery). During a fresh snowfall on the weekend my son suggested that we don’t build a snowman, but a Mystic Snowmonk. You may see the result in the attached photo. And what is one to do after frolicking in the cold… why a nice warm mug Mystic Monk coffee.

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Angry! Disgusted! ARRRRRRRCH – – GAAH .. *cough – II

The stupidest jinned up commercial “holiday” of the year is just around the corner.  And you men are required by commercial advertisers to be as stupid as the advertisers think you should think women are.  And don’t forget guilty if you don’t buy Teddy Bears or diamonds.

Do you recall my tirade last year?  Against “Vermont Teddy Bears”?

I must admit these commercials really make me see red and think black thoughts.

I quote:

These moronic commercials portray women as total idiots.

They deepen the distortion of a feast day of the Church!

I mean… how stupid do they think women are?

I’m just askin’

“She’ll think you’ve planned it for weeks!”  Smarmy ********

Yah… and she hasn’t seen the commercial… maybe while sitting next to you on the couch.

This year they have played down the “give her this and you’ll get laid because she doesn’t have a brain in her head” message, which was the sole message in previous years.  They are now playing to the … well… it’s still the “women are really stupid” angle but it’s mainly about her enjoying time being warm and, apparently, mostly alone.  I guess they caught on to how stupid the men who bought this stuff are for having bought it because they thought women were stupid.

If any of you readers buy this stuff, you need psychological help.  Then you will perhaps need a new membership to a Catholic singles service.

Here’s Father Z’s best advise.

Give your woman chapel veils .  If she refuses to wear them at church, lock her in the back of the cave.

Err… um… see what happens?  I became stupider just writing about this stuff.

The chapel veil is still a good idea.  Especially if you tell her how beautiful she is when she wears it.

Meanwhile….

[CUE MUSIC]

Buy them lots of Mystic Monk Coffee and WDTPRS coffee mugs.  Especially romantic would be the upcoming Unreconstructed Ossified Manualist coffee mug… though I admit it isn’t quite ready for mass production yet.  I mean… it is ready, but I haven’t actually seen one yet.

So, do the most romantic thing possible when you get her that Unreconstructed Ossified Manualist mug: Give her an IOU for the mug!  Better yet, the Unreconstructed Ossified Manualist Teddy Bear.

Look at it as anti-commercial Teddy Bear.

Remember in Star Trek how there’s anti-matter?  What happens when they meet?  FFFKCHPLOOOY! Get one of those and she’ll know immediately that you don’t think she is stupid or a total idiot when it comes to these commercial holidays.  And a nice note along the lines of:

“I wanted to get you this thing, but it isn’t ready yet.  So, it’ll be here soon.  Fr. Z says its great, and it says something that means… I’m not quite sure what it means … so I’m sure you know that I don’t think you’re stupid.  But… if your feeling romantic… I’m just sayin’ ….”

Then you could have a discussion about either Star Trek or about what “unreconstructed” means… or both.  Or whether unreconstructed was ever used on Star Trek. Or whether Fr. Z has used the word “unreconstructed” on his blog.

What gal could resist that?

A WDTPRS mug is worth its weight in diamonds for its “potential”.  Get it?  Potential?  After all: Nihil enim movetur nisi secundum quod est in potentia ad illud ad quod movetur. Heh heh…

Notice, men and women alike, that I didn’t put the usual Mystic Monk logo in this post?

I know how smart you are!  I am affirming you.

Of course I expect to see a spike in coffee and mug sales because of this affirmation.  Because you can’t be manipulated.

Mystic Monk Coffee!

It’s smart!

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Go visit Fr. Finigan! Look at the changes to his blog and church!

My good friend Fr. Tim Finigan, His Hermeneuticalness, has not only revamped his fine blog, but he has a post about revamping the roof of his parish church!

As Capt. Aubrey would say, “‘Up on the roof’ ain’t in it.”

Go say “hi” from Fr. Z and spike his stats!

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FOLLOW UP: REVIEW of iPhone app for help with confession

You have seen, perhaps, my review of the new iPhone app for helping you make a good confession.

I made some observations and some others are chiming in as well.  Good discussion.   The post was mentioned on Reuters and some other places.

One of the developers posted this comment in the combox below that entry:

Fr. Z,
I just want to give you an update. I have submitted an update to the app (apple still has not reviewed it yet, so you won’t see it yet). I couldn’t implement all of the changes you suggested yet because some of them will require changes to the database structure and logic, but we will get them implemented. In response to Fr. Lombardi’s comments, I added a bit of text to the first page of the confession page on the bottom:
“This app is intended to be used during the Sacrament of Penance with a Catholic priest only. This is not a substitute for a valid confession.”
I reviewed the text with our parish priest before submitting the update. I’ve seen a few of the other comments on here and I’ll reply when I get a chance. Thanks for helping us to make this app better.

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QUAERITUR: Long distance sacramental absolution of sins? No.

Subsequent to my review of the new iPhone app to help with (not substitute for) sacramental confession and absolution of sins, I have received some questions about absolution over the internet and even some challenges proposing that it is valid.

No.  In my considered opinion, it is not valid.  You cannot be absolved of sins at such a distance that you are not present to the priest giving absolution.

By the way, note that I stress whether or not absolution is valid or not.  I speak mostly about absolution in what follows.  You can “confess” to anyone!  It happens all the time in bars.  Only a priest can absolve your sins.

Way back in the early 17th century a question was raised about absolution by writing.  There is a not unknown decree of the Holy Office of 20 June 1602 which states that Clement VIII, of happy memory, condemned absolution in writing in very strong terms.  Things were far less squishy then.

Denziger-Schoenmetzter 1088 (or DS 1994):

His Holiness . . . condemned and forbade as false, rash, and scandalous the proposition, namely, “that it is lawful through letters or through a messenger to confess sins sacramentally to an absent confessor, and to receive absolution from that same absent confessor,” and orders in turn that that proposition thereafter not be taught in public or private gatherings, assemblies, and congresses; and that it never in any case be defended as probable, be given the stamp of approval, or be reduced in any way to practice.

A penitent must be physically or at least morally present for valid absolution.

Moral presence means within a reasonable distance, some meters or yards, at least within earshot.  Think of the example of a priest absolving a man drowning in a river who cannot be reached, or who has fallen into a mine shaft, or on a battlefield where it is too dangerous to move.  The one being absolved is not physically present next to the priest, but he is morally present insofar as they could communicate even by a shout without artificial amplification.  An exception might be of a large body of men such as in an army about to charge and where hearing is difficult.  This also concerns the absolution of a penitent who gets out of the confessional before absolution as is already at some distance and cannot be recalled to the box for absolution.  That does happen, by the way.

In the past, moral theologians have been divided on this.  I put on my unreconstructed ossified manualist cap today (coffee mugs to follow… no, really!) and looked in some trusty Latin manuals.  Tanquerey is not just that great breakfast drink.

Some theologians thought that the telephone would make a person morally present, since you can recognize the voice of the other person.  Others had the better opinion, saying that telephone does not make the person morally present.   In 1884 there was a question put to the Sacra Paenitentieria Apostolica about the question, but they would not respond, relegating this to the Holy Office, as was proper.

What is perfectly clear is that it is illicit to absolve vocally from a distance over artificial means, and in the case of writing, certainly invalid.  Moral theologians of yesteryear, however, wrote of the possibility of conditional absolution in cases of danger of impending death of a person who cannot be reached in time.  But that was an opinion of the day which had to be clarified by the Holy Office.

I think there was a further clarification that it is not valid, but I am digging for it.

The iPhone app doesn’t even remotely approach the set of circumstances that would have given some of the aforementioned moral theologians pause about “conditional” absolution.

My opinion is this.

Telephone or radio produces an artificial sound of the voice, not the actual voice of the absolving priest.  It is forbidden and invalid to convey absolution by writing, which is what electronic means do: a real voice is changed to digital code or analog waves and is reconstructed elsewhere to produce a likeness to the original.  This is even more remote and impersonal than the use of a microphone for a large crowd of people who are actually there, though far enough that they couldn’t hear without amplification.  Telephone, etc., is not amplification in that sense.  Absolution using these means of long distant communication is merely absolution attempted by a more sophisticated method of writing.  It is therefore invalid.

No matter how convincing the illusion of presence is, the other person is not present.  I am away that people watching or listening to a broadcast of, say, the Urbi et Orbi blessing can gain the indulgence when not physically present.  But this concerns the matter of sacramental absolving sins, not the absolution of temporal punishment due to sin.  A different thing.

Furthermore, who knows where those signals go or who is tuned in.

There is no question of “confession” through an impersonal iPhone app.   There is no question of the invalidity of absolution by email.  Clement VIII took care of that once and for all.

A document of the Pont. Council for Social Communications tried to straddle the divide, it seems to me, talking in one moment how the tools of social communication are bringing people together in new ways and blurring distinctions, at the same time as it asserted that

“There are no sacraments on the Internet”.

I agree.  Whatever it may be that happens using the internet, or telephone, it would not be sacramental absolution.

If the question arises, “Can I go to confession online?”,  the answer is “Sure you can!  You just can’t receive valid absolution.”

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The WDTPRS POLL about women covering their heads in church. VOTE!

The poll is still going.  As of this writing there are just over 2700 votes.

The overwhelming majority favor a return to the practice of head coverings for women in church.

A majority of women voting think this.  So far the majority of voters are male and the majority of males by far favor the practice.

If you are a blogger, I ask your help in drumming up more voters for this poll.  We need a large sample.   Liberal, conservative, traditional, progressive… whatever.

Women!  Vote!

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Cong. for Divine Worship… but no longer Discipline of the Sacraments?

The intrepid Andrea Tornielli is reporting that, well… here it is in my quick translation:

In the next weeks there will be published a document of Benedict XVI which will reorganize the competences of the Congregation for Divine Worship entrusting to it the task of promoting a liturgy more faithful to the original intentions of the Second Vatican Council, with less room for arbitrary changes and for the recovery of a dimension of greater sacrality.

The document, which will have the form of a Motu Proprio – it was reviewed by the Pontifical Council for the Interpretation of Legislative Texts and the Secretariat of State – was motivated mainly by the transferance of competence concerning marriage cases to the Roman Rota.  This deals with cases of so-called “ratum sed non consumatum”, that is, regarding marriage which takes place in church but isn’t consummated due to lack of carnal union of the spouses.  There are about 500 cases a year, and they epsecially from Asian countries where there still exist arranged marriages with girls of a very young age, but also in Western countries for cases of psychological impotence in fulfilling the sexual act.

With the loss of this section, which passes to the Rota, the Congregation of Divine Worship will not longer be concerned with sacraments and will maintain only its competence in liturgical material.  According to some authoritative leaks a passage in the Motu Proprio of Benedict XVI could cite explicitly the “new liturgical movement” of which Antonio Card. Cañizares Lloverahe spoke recently during a speech at the consistory last November.

[…]

If and when the Congregation is reorganized by Pope Benedict, it may be that it will bear a different name because of all this.

Remember that the Congregation for Divine Worship and Discipline of the Sacraments focuses on the proper celebration of the rites of Holy Church and deals with some other matters having to do with sacred things and places.  When Tornielli writes, above, that the Congregation will no longer deal with sacraments, he is talking about validity. In most matters the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith determines whether sacraments in concrete cases were valid or not.  This matter of marriages which were “ratum non consummatum” seem not to need the competence of the CDF, perhaps because of the procedure used to handle the cases.  “Ratum non consummatum” indicates that there was a marriage but that it was not made permanent, for life, because it was not consummated.  It isn’t strictly a matter of whether or not there was a valid sacrament that could not be “undone”, as it were.  This is why, I think, it will go to the Rota not the CDF or CDW.

UPDATE:

At the Il blog degli amici di Papa Ratzinger there is a text of interest:

A provision of the Pope which will change the Congregation for Divine Worship is coming.  After a leak in the press, the Vatican spokesman Fr. Federico Lombardi clarifies: “It is true that a Motu Proprio has for a long time been under study to arrange the transferral of a technical-juridical competence – as, for example, the dispensation for marriage ‘ratum sed non consummatum’ from the Congregation for Divine Worship to the tribunal of the Sacred Rota. But there is no foundation or motive to see in this an intent to promote a control of a ‘restrictive’ type, by the Congregation in promoting a liturgical renewal desired by the Second Vatican Council.”

UPDATE:

Tornielli fired back on Il blog degli amici di Papa Ratzinger (my translation):

In my article I didn’t dare speak of a “reform of the reform” because I know it is a subject that produces hives at its very mention.

Tornielli goes on to remind readers about his interview with Card. Cañizares.

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Feed the birds!

There is a sale on feed going on at the bird store right now.   I want to go to the store in a couple days and stock up while the prices are lower.

Will you help?  I feed the birds from donations alone.

It is really cold right now.  This morning when I got up is was -5°F.  They need food with a high nutritional content.

Thank to all of you who have helped in the past.

You can watch some of my feeders (and sometimes my office) via a live stream.  There is also sacred music (mostly) on the stream and prayers in Latin, such as the Rosary in Latin and Litany of Loreto, etc.  (As I write there is Russian polyphony of the Our Father.)

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Catholic League reacts to bogus claims about iPhone app for confession help

I reviewed the iPhone confession app here.

The Catholic League has a not about downright stupid or perhaps even malicious news reports about the new iPhone app designed to help people make a good confession.  The app is obvious NOT used as a substitute for sacramental confession.

BOGUS CLAIMS ABOUT iPHONE CONFESSION APP

Catholic League president Bill Donohue comments on how Internet sites have characterized last week’s announcement that a Confession application is now available for iPhone, iPad and iPod Touch users:

“Confession: A Roman Catholic App” was developed by Little iApps to prepare Catholics for Confession. Specifically, the application guides Catholics through an examination of conscience, steering them through a series of questions that tap into issues addressed by the Ten Commandments. It received an imprimatur from Bishop Kevin Rhoades of Fort Wayne-South Bend.

Patrick Leinen, the developer of Little iApps, cannot be faulted for the way some are characterizing this program. This application was never designed as a substitute for Confession: on the contrary, it makes it clear that only absolution by a priest in the confessional constitutes the Sacrament of Reconciliation. Even though most Internet stories mention this, many of the headlines are misleading. Here are some of them:

•    “Can’t Make it to Confession? There’s an App for That”
•    “Catholic Church Approves Confession by iPhone”
•    “Bless Me iPhone for I Have Sinned”
•    “Catholic Church Endorses App for Sinning iPhone Users”
•    “US Bishop Sanctions Cell Phone in Confession”
•    “Forgiveness via iPhone: Church Approves Confession App”
•    “New, Church-Approved iPhone Offers Confession On the Go”
•    “Confess Your Sins to a Phone in Catholic Church Endorsed App”
•    “Catholics Can Now Confess Using iPhone App”
•    “Catholic Church Approves Online Confession”

Headlines like these, coupled with remarks like, “The Church is gonna make a killing…$1.99 and your sins are digitally washed away,” are irresponsible. The best we can say about those pitching these bogus claims is that they are clueless. The worst we can say is that they might benefit from purchasing the app and putting it to good use.

WDTPRSers… have you seen some bad or misleading reports?

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WDTPRS POLL: Should women wear head-coverings in church?

mantilla veilI ask fellow bloggers, liberal or conservative, traditional or progressivist, to help get the word out about this poll so we can have as large a sampling as possible.

You don’t have to be registered to be able to vote.

In another entry I presented the case of a woman asked by the priest not to wear a chapel veil when coming up to read at Mass.

The mantilla/chapel veil topic always generates lively discussion.

In the Latin Church it was once obligatory under Canon Law for women to ear a head covering in Church (veil or hat).  At present it is not obligatory, but there seems to be a slow resurgence of this tradition.   My opinion is that it should be revived.

Here is a WDTPRS POLL.  You don’t have to be registered to vote. I ask fellow bloggers to help get the word out about this poll so we can have as large a sampling as possible.

Please give your best answer and then an explanation of your choice in the combox.

We are talking about veils, scarves, hats, etc.  Perhaps not lamp-shades or football helmets.

I ask that you do NOT engage each other in the combox.

Do NOT respond to each other or answer or object or even agree with others who post.  Let everyone speak his or her mind without worrying that someone else is going to jump all over the comment. I will delete such comments when I see them.

Should women in the Latin Church wear some kind of head-cover in church?

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