
"Talk to the hand."
“This blog is rather like a fusion of the Baroque ‘salon’ with its well-tuned harpsichord around which polite society gathered for entertainment and edification and, on the other hand, a Wild West “saloon” with its out-of-tune piano and swinging doors, where everyone has a gun and something to say. Nevertheless, we try to point our discussions back to what it is to be Catholic in this increasingly difficult age, to love God, and how to get to heaven.” - Fr. Z

I like Chinese-language movies as much as the next guy, Fr. Z., but please, no more gifts from your collection!
“All of those who have the authority to officially change the course of liturgical development on their own initiative and for the good of the universal church raise your hand. That should settle that.”
I laughed….until I stopped!
“How about a HIGH FIVE from all of you who enjoyed the Motu Proprio!”
“Dear German Bishops, talk to the Colombian – ’cause the Bavarian ain’t listening.â€
5 more years
fr paul harrison
“Everyone in the congregation please raise your hands in blessing over our Eucharistic Ministers. Just kidding! How stupid would it be if we really did that! What? Your priest does that!?!?”
ROFL!
Stop in the name of Love!
Hazardous Vincenzo… you could do a bit better, by dressing …Cardinal Lehmann…as Boss Hogg!
T-M-I buddy! T-M-I!!!!
“That’s strange… I thought the Ring made you disappear when you put it on!”
Where’s a good exorcist when we need one?
Sie sind alle freie, meine Brudern! Keine Ausweißen hier gebraucht!
(You’re all free, my brothers! No Ausweißen needed here!)
(Just as an aside: what the heck does “talk to the hand” mean?)
“This hand has never shaken another’s during Mass…and never will!”
Vincenzo: Where have you been! LOL!
Waiter! I’ll take five beers!
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/chi-0504210259apr21,1,4149412.story?coll=chi-news-hed
Where’s the hand?!
Don’t forget Padre Zuhlsdorf’s FIVE RULES for implementing my Motu Proprio!!
“Like this, Piero? During the Pater Noster? All the way through? I don’t think so, Monsignore…”
For those of us old enough to remember the S-U-premes, there can be only one caption:
Stop!!!! In the name of love
Before you break my heart.
Think it oh, ohver
Vincenzo wins this one going away!
“Ok kids,….I took the quarter from behind Jimmy’s ear…..and POOF! Where’d it go??!”
Live long and prosper
Can you keep your middle fingers together like this? I can wiggle my ears too! Can you?
A message to the mimes – STOP, no more!