Caption call

Posted on 23 January 2008 by Fr. John Zuhlsdorf

"Yes, for the hundreth time… they found the ring, already!

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40 Responses to Caption call

  1. TNCath says:
    23 January 2008 at 9:29 am

    To the bishops: “Get ready, boys! You ain’t seen nothing yet!”

  2. Franklin Jennings says:
    23 January 2008 at 9:32 am

    “Ok… 1-2-3,1-2-3… Roll out the barrel…”

  3. Aq says:
    23 January 2008 at 9:38 am

    “Do you know, my dear brothers and sisters, where will go all those good bishops who read and obey Summorum Pontificum? Amen, amen, digo vobis. Most surely will they go to heaven!”

  4. Fr Ó Buaidhe says:
    23 January 2008 at 9:55 am

    One Ring to bind them all,
    One Ring to find them,
    One Ring to rule them all,
    And to the rubrics bind them.

  5. danphunter1 says:
    23 January 2008 at 9:57 am

    “To you curial officials who released all that nonsense about the deformation of the Good Friday prayers, I give you the back of my hand.”

  6. Zadok the Roman says:
    23 January 2008 at 10:00 am

    That’s an awful like a ‘live action’ shot of the teaching gesture you refer to in the comments to this post, Father.

  7. Jeff Pinyan says:
    23 January 2008 at 10:01 am

    The Holy Father demonstrates his bowling technique; the Vatican’s “holy rollers” are undefeated in their league.

  8. johnny womack says:
    23 January 2008 at 10:06 am

    Our sweet LORD does not will for the Church to be subjected to liturgical claptrap. No! In the Holy Sacrifice of the Mass, he brings us to reverence AND joy…which ARE compatible, by the way!!!

  9. Gordo the Byzantine says:
    23 January 2008 at 10:32 am

    “Two men decided that they wanted to have a BBQ at the Vatican, so they climbed over the wall and into the garden. While one of the men was setting up the grill, the other noticed the Holy Father coming into the garden area and dove in the bushes. The Holy Father walked right up to the man with the grill, said something to him and appeared to make the sign of the cross over him and and walked away. The man in the bushes ran up to his friend and said, “Was that something! Not only did he speak to you, he gave you a papal blessing!!! What did he say?”

    The other man, while making a gesture that looked like the blessing repeated the Holy Father’s words:

    “He said, ‘You and the fella in the bushes get your grill and get the heck outta here!’”

    Gordo

  10. Maureen says:
    23 January 2008 at 10:33 am

    “Release the springerle!”

  12. JohnE says:
    23 January 2008 at 10:47 am

    Everybody was Kung-fu fightin’! (yes, everybody)

  13. Bernard from Iowa says:
    23 January 2008 at 10:52 am

    (After the Holy Father sees Fr. Z’s pic on the WDTPRS blog)

    Yo, Fr. Z. THIS is how you do it.

  14. Geoffrey says:
    23 January 2008 at 11:39 am

    “Eat, drink, and be merry, for soon Lent will be upon us!”

  15. Dorothy says:
    23 January 2008 at 11:39 am

    “Just SAY THE BLACK AND DO THE RED!!”

  16. Jason in San Antonio says:
    23 January 2008 at 12:01 pm

    “You heard what I said in SP–what, you want a fresh one?”

  17. Ronald McCloskey says:
    23 January 2008 at 12:04 pm

    “I do a favour for you . . . maybe you do a favour for me someday.”

  19. Brian Sudlow says:
    23 January 2008 at 12:20 pm

    “I’m going to count to five, and any bishop who hasn’t implemented Summorum Pontificum by then is going to be losing HIS ring!”

  21. Philothea says:
    23 January 2008 at 12:40 pm

    “Oy vey!”

  22. Gordo the Byzantine says:
    23 January 2008 at 1:04 pm

    “Zay ze Black, Do ze Red! Everybody now together zing togezer….!”

    :-) Gordo

  23. Gordo the Byzantine says:
    23 January 2008 at 1:06 pm

    “Say the Black, Do the Red! Everybody now sing together….!”

    :-) Gordo

  24. hieromonk Gregory says:
    23 January 2008 at 1:18 pm

    You dont agree with the Moto Eminence? Ask me if I care!

  25. KK says:
    23 January 2008 at 1:32 pm

    Fünf shall be the number of the count, and the number of the counting shall be fünf. By the way, has anyone seen my Hasenpfeffer?

  26. Jill of the Amazing Wolverine Tribe says:
    23 January 2008 at 1:46 pm

    It’s getting harder and harder to hail a cab around here.

  27. David Andrew says:
    23 January 2008 at 2:08 pm

    “For the next benediction, we’re gonna use a monstrance that’s THIS tall!”

  28. Tom lanter says:
    23 January 2008 at 2:16 pm

    What can I say? Before the election I spoke to the Jesuits like a Dutch Uncle.

  29. matthew says:
    23 January 2008 at 2:49 pm

    East is this way

  30. Melody says:
    23 January 2008 at 2:50 pm

    One Ring to bind them all,
    One Ring to find them,
    One Ring to rule them all,
    And to the rubrics bind them.

    Comment by Fr Ó Buaidhe

    **************
    ROFL… XD

  31. Proud Tridentine Catholic says:
    23 January 2008 at 3:38 pm

    “…I most certainly was not kidding when I said you would all have to take the Oath Against Modernism before we continue!”

  32. Tim Ferguson says:
    23 January 2008 at 5:56 pm

    Okay, now zee Kardinals on zee left side (ja, dat’s you Lehman):

    “Ein prosit, ein prosit, Gemutlichkeit!…”

  33. Cristhian says:
    23 January 2008 at 6:02 pm

    “It’s easy…Dominus Vobiscum!, ok?…1..2..3″

  34. Chris Garton-Zavesky says:
    23 January 2008 at 7:25 pm

    “Turning toward the Lord? Now THAT’s amore!”

    “Away from me ye cursed ….”

  35. Brian Anderson says:
    23 January 2008 at 7:30 pm

    Look East

  36. Derald Barron says:
    23 January 2008 at 10:08 pm

    “If I have to come over there I am gonna to back hand you across the room!”

  37. KK says:
    24 January 2008 at 10:26 am

    Ach! I must miss yet another Blognic mit Fr. Z.

  38. giovanni says:
    24 January 2008 at 11:08 am

    >

    We have a winner!

  39. giovanni says:
    24 January 2008 at 12:03 pm

    “Ist das nicht dein derestriction?
    Ja das ist mein derestriction!
    O du schone, O du Schone, O du Schone
    De-re-striction!”

  40. Fr. John Zuhlsdorf says:
    24 January 2008 at 12:08 pm

    giovanni: “Ist das nicht dein derestriction?

    ROFL!