Our friend Diogenes has posted a very good reaction to the obtuse invective being poured out on Pope Benedict for his comments on AIDS and condoms in Africa.
The left is saying, predictably, that the Pope is stupid and hates women because neither nor the Church advocates the use of condoms in Africa to reduce the incidence of AIDS especially in women who are helpless and abused. Condoms, you see, will help these women because, as you see, the abusing men are sure to delay their abuse of the women and, you see, find, unwrap, and put on the condom before continuing their assault. Condoms will help stop the spread of AIDS in Africa, you see, because… well… they just will.
Diogenes comments. My emphases.
The Association of Compassionate Christian Caregivers today severely criticized traditional Catholic teaching on marital "love" and called upon the churches to encourage wife-beating Africans to take the "prudent, practical steps" to reduce the risk of HIV infection when assailing their spouses.
"The science is not in doubt" says Fizzy Osbourne, spokesman for the International Planned Widowhood Federation, "all the evidence shows that bare fists used to pummel infected spouses cause skin ruptures that increase the rate of transmission to the uninfected partner."
AIDS experts advise uninfected wife-beaters to don leather bag-mitts — ideally on top of and in addition to standard latex gloves — before striking their HIV-positive wives. Knuckle abrasion and random laceration can be reduced by as much as 94%, which significantly decreases exposure of the aggressor to contaminated blood.
Pre-nuptial workshops in many parts of Africa also instruct future husbands in low-risk striking techniques (Safe-Socks). Most external bleeding ensues from straight punches delivered to the angular parts of the face, especially the eyebrows, teeth, and nasal cartilage. Hooks, uppercuts, and body-punches, on the other hand, rarely break the skin and therefore seldom cause bleeding of the kind that can spatter onto the "active" partner and put him at risk of infection.
Scientists and other specialists in AIDS transmission are dismayed that Vatican ultra-conservatives continue to ignore their findings and insist that all persons — even unlettered Angolans and even when HIV-negative — refrain in all circumstances from acts of physical violence against their spouses.
"Preaching charity will NOT solve the problem!" says Osbourne. "We need to work with the reality of where these people are. These are Africans, for God’s sake, not persons capable of understanding and following a moral norm. It is irresponsible of the Pope to teach otherwise."
The ACCC was joined by Zero Population Growth and Prof Josef Fritzl in accusing the Catholic Church of "increasing death" by its insistence on charity. "It’s about the children," sniffed Fritzl. "I believe all children deserve a father. Yet how many thousands of fathers have died and left orphans behind them — simply because they were frightened by the Church into leaving off their gloves when thumping the old woman?
South African Bishop Reggie Cawcutt was unavailable for comment.
Some people will read this and, for reasons I can’t fathom, miss the point that this is irony.
This is not supposed to be funny.
It is meant to shock the obtuse into seeing the flaw in their argument.
Diogenes is showing the flaw in the argument that condoms will halt the spread of AIDS.