About Fr. John Zuhlsdorf

Fr. Z is the guy who runs this blog. o{]:¬)
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  1. Fr. Ó Buaidhe says:

    “Yes, I do have the sharpest nose ’round here!”

  2. Timbot says:

    \”Take the picture now. This is my good side.\”

  3. Nathan says:

    “Now where is Father Z? I’m sure that’s his ‘Vette I saw in the parking lot.”

  4. Bos Mutissimus says:

    “Fo shizzle, Eminizzle”

  5. Ubi Petrus Ibi Ecclesia says:

    “You wish you could look this good.”

  6. Franzjosf says:

    Was Father Mulcahy, from M*A*S*H, elevated to the Sacred College?

  7. AnnaTrad says:

    Hear no evil, Think no evil, See no evil

  8. Sacerdos ignotus says:

    A sprightly young cardinal unexpectedly morphs into a haggard old-timer.

  9. The Church has many heads, but only one body.

  10. Jimmy Akin says:

    Cerberus, the three-headed guardian of hades, elevated to cardinalate by God’s Rotweiler.

  11. Optimist says:


  12. Mike says:

    You’ll be the Holy Father one day Cardinal Bagnasco!

  13. Allan says:

    Reason #3,487 to become Catholic…really, REALLY cool hats!

  14. TJB says:

    “I make this look good!” From Men in Black

  15. John Polhamus says:

    “That’s what I’m chantin’ about!”

  16. Templar says:

    “Excuse me? Oh, why yes, we are a serious religion once again.”

  17. Is that Bishop Fellay? When did HE become an Archbishop??

  18. Nathan says:

    Lieutenant Johnson–by far the best caption up to now.

    In Christ,

  19. Donna says:

    Don’t tell anyone that we use Fix-a-dent to hold them on our heads.

  20. Dove says:

    All clear on this side. Go ahead and change lanes.

  21. And the winner of the First Annual College of Cardinals Bruce Willis Look-Alike Contest is…

  22. John Enright says:

    “You know, these little red hats really keep my head warm!”

  23. Supertradmom says:

    And, you should see my socks–not from Gammarelli’s, but from Mancinelli’s, of course.

  24. James says:

    “It looks like Benedict ordered us knockwurst and sauerkraut for lunch again….anyone have Tums?”

  25. Andraea says:

    Cardinal Bagnasco…a Holy Father in the making???

  26. rich says:

    “everyone come see how good I look!”

  27. Jayna says:

    “How you doin’?”

  28. Scipio Africanus says:

    “My brother Bishops, did you see what Notre Dame has done ?”

  29. Just wait till the SSPX sees what I have planned for doctrinal discussions…

  30. Ricky Vines says:

    We don’t call them beanies.

  31. Manrique Zabala de Arízona says:

    “putting the Cool in the Vatican”

  32. What? I didn’t understand what you said. This place DOESN’T have a restroom? Oh! It’s WHERE?

  33. John Orzechowski says:

    “I figured out who’s patial to limburger cheese pizza”

  34. irishgirl says:

    I’m going to try this again….

    Lieutenant Johnson, I salute you-and second your comment, Nathan!

    Fr. Z-I couldn’t comment on your April Fools posting about Bishop Fellay ‘going’ to St. Louis…but you had me going there…till I read the comments! You had me going there for a minute! I could have whooped it up in the library-and good thing I wasn’t eating or drinking anything!

    Talk about a ‘gotcha’ moment!

  35. irishgirl says:

    I just repeated ‘you had me going there’, and I couldn’t edit-rats!

    Oh, well….a ‘senior moment’ perhaps?


  36. John Orzechowski says:

    Here’s version 2 of my caption (my intermittent muse just hit)

    At the dinner we gathered in threes
    and told to get whatever we please.
    But then to our dismay
    the first from the buffet
    was partial to just Limburger cheese.

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