QUAERITUR: Can a priest in the confessional assign AA meetings for penance?

QUAERITUR: Can a priest in the confessional assign AA meetings for penance?From a reader:

Can a priest give AA meetings for a overindulgent penitent?

WHAT?!?  Noooo… bad idea.

Look. A priest can, I guess, give whatever penances he can get away with.   If the penance is too onerous or impossible, or too vague (“Do something nice for someone.”), you can, as a penitent, ask for a something clear and doable.

In my opinion it is – in general – a bad idea to propose (and that is what assigning a penance is, a proposal which the priest is obliged to propose) something that the penitent cannot do easily and in a short period.  For, example, it is best to assign something the penitent can complete before leaving the church.  Thus, prayers are good penances.

In the case of a habitual sin, such as a real problem with anger at other drivers, a penance could be along the lines of – and this is pushing it a bit – “For one week say one decade of the Rosary each time you get into your car but before you turn the key.”

In the counsel part of a sacramental confession a priest might usefully advise someone to seek therapy, or to attend AA, or to join Weight Watchers, or to frequent meetings of Liturgical Ad-Libbers Anonymous (LALA). Those suggestions are not good penances.

 

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When TEOTWAWKI comes, will you have had enough coffee?

It is “Cyber Monday”, as the online retailers are calling it!

I guess this is a secular money day of obligation.

Okay… now that you are online… buy some …

When TEOTWAWKI comes, will you have had enough coffee?[CUE MUSIC]

Mystic Monk Coffee!

There are so many good reasons to refresh or build up your coffee supply right now.

First, you neeeeeds it.  Let’s just start calling it The Precioussss™ and get it over with.  Yes, you are probably addicted to caffeine, which is great for the Carmelites, great for us precioussss … er um, great for me, and … if you think about it… great for you too.  … Everyone needs a hobby, right?  Why not make your hobby tenderly fostering your addiction to caffeine in the form of Mystic Monk Coffee and Tea – yes TEA (even the foofy herbal stuff).  Sure, when TEOTWAWKI comes, your gonna get the jitters and it’s gonna be baaaad.  On the other hand, you might not notice since you’ll be running for your life or engaged in some really nasty urban warfare.  But, hey!  All the more reason for immediate gratification.  C’mon… admitting you have the addiction is the first step to clicking HERE and buy that coffee right now.

Second, I think there are indulgences for coffee…. no… scratch that…. there are no indulgences for indulging in coffee.

Second, and this is really important, by buying Mystic Monk Coffee you help the great Carmelites in Wyoming make ends meet and build their new digs. It must be close to a moral imperative to help Carmelites who tote .308s.

When TEOTWAWKI comes, will you have had enough coffee?

Christmas Stocking Gift Set

Third, they sell small sample packs (nine pack and thirty pack) which are perfect for gifts for St. Nicholas Day or for office parties, or “Secret Santa” gift exchanges, or individual stocking stuffers.  You can take care of small gifts and use the packs you don’t give away!  Also, they have a seasonalWhen TEOTWAWKI comes, will you have had enough coffee? Christmas blend and a Coffee of the Month (which as I write is still their Thanksgiving Blend).  When you buy the seasonal blends, you do them a favor by reducing the stock.  And right now they have their perennial favorite Jingle Bell Java.

Fourth, this is the Year of Faith, right?  Remember the New Evangelization?  This means helping fallen-away Catholics return to the Church.  The Carmelites also have a religious gifts page.  You can order some coffee as a gift for someone who is not practicing her faith, or for someone who is thinking about becoming a Catholic, and, with the coffee you have shipped to their address include a rosary or holy cards or a spiritual book.

Fifth, it is good coffee!

Sixth, you need something to put in your great coffee mugs.

Seventh, I asked to you.  Isn’t that enough in itself?

Eighth, they have GIFT CARDS!

Ninth, the Carmelites pray for the people who order their coffee.  Really.

Mystic Monk Coffee.  So many great reasons and…

…it’s swell!

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Your Good News!

Do you have some good news for the readers?

Will you tell us what it is?

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Your Sunday Sermon Notes

Was there a good point from your Sunday sermon today?

Let us know all the good stuff!

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PUDDING REPORT: Christmas Pudding 2012 is underway!

Things are underway on this “Stir Up Sunday”, the Last Sunday after Pentecost. “Stir Up” comes from the first words of the Collect for Holy Mass in the Usus Antiquior.

I decided that for this round I would use the recipe I tried last year, by “Delia“.

It calls for “self-rising” flour. I don’t have any, so I made some, by sifting regular flour together with baking powder and salt.

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In go the breadcrumbs.

 

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I didn’t have “mixed spice” which is sort of like Pumpkin Pie spice, and the grocer was entirely cleaned out of that, so I concocted some.

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After blending well the flour, crumbs and spices, I start adding the fruits and nuts, without lay and clerical associations of dissenters or readers of the Fishwrap.

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Now zests of citrus.

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Time for the liquid.

For this we have eggs and rum and stout and barleywine.  I was lucky to find some barleywine, since it usually comes a little later.  Note the graduated cylinder.  I prefer to do my measuring in grams and milleliters.  So much easier.

The stout is Kalamazoo and the barleywine is Whole Hog, both more or less local.

 

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It will get pretty goopy, which is about right.

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Once it was concocted (late last night), it was to set over night.

In the meantime, this morning I sang a TLM at Holy Redeemer in downtown Madison.

Pretty church.

 

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After Mass I came home and sat straight down and banged out a PODCAzT, on a lark.

Laster, I will have to steam the pudding… using a hot plate. We shall how that goes.

More later.

UPDATE:

Okay… here is the steaming set up.

I tied a string around the base and top at right angles to make a handle by which I could extract the basin more easily.

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Into the big stock pot and onto the hot plate.

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Steam… steam… steam… for what worked out to about 10 hours (I went out for a while) to go eat Sole meunière at the invitation of some friends.

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I decided to dress it out myself. Fun and delicious.

Back home…

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Ready to sit for a while.

I’ll probably make a couple smaller ones, too, as gifts.

That’s the Christmas Pudding Report 2012 so far.

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PODCAzT 134: Christ the King, the Collect, and a listener’s question

PODCAzT 134: Christ the King, the Collect, and a listener's questionHere is a little offering about the Collect for the Solemnity of Christ the King, as it is today in the post-Conciliar, Ordinary Form, calendar.  I use some material I wrote for the best Catholic weekly in the UK, The Catholic Herald, for which I write a column that continues some of my many years of work for The Wanderer based in these United States.

Also, I field a question from a listener who left me voice mail.  He asks something about Holy Days of Obligation.

You can find information about leaving me voicemail on the side bar or from a menu item at the top.

I reactivated my phone numbers whereby you can leave me voicemail which I could, perhaps, use in future PODCAzTs. I do not answer these numbers. Leave voicemail.

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Yet another group of dissidents forms … where else?….

Get this from the Irish Examiner:

Umbrella group aims to speak for Catholics
By Claire O’Sullivan
Friday, November 09, 2012
A new lay organisation which wants to articulate the views and opinions of mainstream Irish Catholics is being established. [The premises you are supposed to accept here are, first, that they are “mainstream”, and next that they can speak for anyone.]
The Association of Catholics in Ireland (ACI) will function as an umbrella group for a number of existing lay Catholic organisations, including local parish groups, and is hoping to attract thousands of members.

Whether it will be a standalone association with strong links to the Association of Catholic Priests (ACP) [You just knew these clowns had to be lurking.  It “hatched” from this group.] or whether the ACP will join together with the new organisation will be up for discussion at the ACP’s annual general meeting in Dublin this weekend.

Noel McCann of ACI said there had been a realisation that there were a number of lay groups which shared the same objectives but were not linked in any way.

“We see our organisation as being the common thread, that the different groups around the country who will join the organisation will share that common interest in seeing the teachings of Vatican II implemented,” he said.

[…]

The Irish Catholic has this photo:

A new lay organisation seeking liberal reform in the Catholic Church agreed a statement of objectives at its first general meeting at the weekend committing it “to the pursuit of a reform and renewal agenda in the Irish Catholic Church based on the letter and the spirit of Vatican II”. [“Letter and spirit” is the new cover under which they will completely ignore what they don’t like.]

About 300 people attended the meeting of the Association of Catholics in Ireland (ACI), which also agreed to set up a website and governance structures, with elections to be held at an AGM next year, when there will be a formal launch of the organisation.  [Oooo!]

The objectives, which include a re-evaluation of the Church’s teaching on human sexuality, [That is mostly what these liberal groups are about.] are broadly similar to the Association of Catholic Priests (ACP), whose annual meeting preceded the ACI meeting at the weekend.

Its statement of objectives also said the ACI believed “the spirit is present in the voices of all the baptised” and in “the consequent right of all the baptised to have their voices heard in the formation of Church teaching and to participate fully in the life of the Church, including decision-making” at all levels. [The Church of Ireland needs these people right now.]

The group wants to bring about what it describes as a “renewed understanding of the primacy of the individual conscience” and the “full participation of women in every aspect of the Church”.

[…]

I wonder what the average age was in that room.

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Mobile Theme UPDATE

When we moved the blog to a new server, the mobile theme got screwed up somehow. In the interim, I implemented a simpler mobile theme and then worked to get the better, fancier theme (the one I actually paid for) working.

I think the fancier mobile theme is working again.

It can be switched off, back to the full blog, at the bottom of the page.

Give it a try.

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Some Z-Swag “in the wild”!

A reader sent me a great photo.  Note the wonderful car magnet!  Or maybe it is a sticker?

Nice kids too!

Some Z-Swag “in the wild”!

You can get all sorts of great stuff HERE.

There are all sorts of variations of this car magnet concerning priests and bishops.  HERE.

BTW… just this morning I reexamined a mug I made with a quote from an encyclical by Leo XIII.  My original post when I received the first example HERE.

Here is the image wrapped around the mug:

Some Z-Swag “in the wild”!

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YOUR URGENT PRAYER REQUESTS

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Continued from THESE.

YOUR URGENT PRAYER REQUESTSI get many requests by email asking for prayers. Many requests are heart-achingly grave and urgent.

We should support each other in works of mercy.

As long as my blog reaches so many readers in so many places, let’s give each other a hand.

YOUR URGENT PRAYER REQUESTS

If you have some prayer requests, feel free to post them below. You have to be registered here to be able to post.

But, registered or not, please take a moment to pray for the people about whom you read here below.

Finally, I still have two serious personal petitions.

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