From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 24-01-08

January 8th, 2024

Dear Diary,

I’ve heard that their getting some kind of birthday party together for me already – it’s over a month away, but it’s never too early to plan something fun. I got a shock when Fr. Tommy said something about my “70th year” – I thought, hey! That’s not until next year! But Fr. Tommy explained the Roman calculation something or other – like, the start of my 70th year is my 69th birthday.  Then he started in on the year people can stop fasting, which was a happier subject.  The whole thing put me into a bad mood. I feel old! I don’t wanna feel old! My doctor has been after me as per usual. Eat this, don’t eat that, move more. I know, I know.

Ash Wednesday is Valentine’s Day this year. One meatless meal at a really cozy restaurant sounds great! Hard to beat last year’s Lobster Thermadoor. This year, maybe something simpler? A lot of restaurants will have specials for V Day. Maybe some shrimp scampy at Razzo’s with a nice white wine. I’ll take Fr. Tommy – gotta get him to eat a bit more cuz he’s scrawnier than ever.   Or maybe Tommy and Gilbert? And someone else so it doesn’t look like a date.  There’s too much of that in the news.

I’m getting more questions about blessing folks, “couples”. I told our priests to make them happy. Just go ahead and bless them and use that ten-second rule like that pervy cardinal in Rome said.

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10 Jan 2023 – 1 year anniversary – George Card. Pell – R.I.P.

Please, in your goodness, stop and say a prayer for Card. Pell.

One year ago, I was so sad to hear of the death of George Card. Pell at 81 years.

I got along quite well with him years ago, because he was involved in the Vox Clara committee working on the English translation of the Novus Ordo Missale Romanum. He and other members referred to my columns from The Wanderer.  We had some chances to meet and talk.

The latest chance was in Rome a couple months ago.  Card. Pell consecrated my chalice after it was regilded.  I told him then that I would always think of him and of Card. Mayer (who originally consecrated it) when I used it for Mass.  That was in November 2022.  It was also a special day because I received that day a “rose” sign from St. Thérèse for an intention.  Please, Thérèse, don’t stop!

I was deeply moved by Pell’s “prison diaries”, which if you haven’t looked at, you should.

PRISON JOURNAL – Vol. 1 – Ignatius Press  US HERE – UK HERE

I had great hopes that he would be a major player in the lead up to the next conclave.

His appearance on EWTN after the death of Benedict XVI was terrific.. exactly one week ago as I write.   Card. Pell summarized something I saw Ratzinger/Benedict do many times in conferences or meetings. He would take all points or questions and summarize them and then start responding one by one to the people who raised them.  It was breathtaking to watch his mind work.  He would look down, at first, his hand making points in the air before him.  Then he would look up and engage the people with their answers.

And… GO TO CONFESSION!

You do not know the day or the hour of your meeting with the Just Judge.

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Hey!  j****fj@bt****.com!  My thank you note to you got kicked back.  New email?

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The calendar of major tournaments is at the site chessbase.com.   Proximate is Tata Steel in Wijk aan Zee, the Netherlands.  12-28 January.  Ding Liren will be there.

White to move.

White to move and mate in 2.

NB: I’ll hold comments with solutions ’till the next day so there won’t be “spoilers” for others.

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What would they think about what’s going on in the Church?

As I look news items about this or that prelate doing whatever, bishops crushing people’s hearts by closing down traditional worship even as nutty stuff is not only tolerated but fostered, unheard of doctrinal propositions, priests and even bishops cancelled, I also daily ponder the entry in the Roman Martyrology, wondering what they would think about what’s going on in the Church.

9 January in the older, traditional Martyrologium Romanum.

AT Antioch, in the reign of Diocletian and Maximian, the birthday [Latin dies natalis is the day they are “born into Heavan”, that is, the day they were killed.] of the Saints Julian, martyr, and Basilissa, his virgin wife. Having lived in a state of virginity with her husband, she reached the end of her days in peace. But after the death by fire of a multitude of priests and ministers of the Church of Christ, who had taken refuge in his house from the severity of the persecution, Julian was ordered by the president Marcian to be tormented in many ways and executed. With him suffered Anthony, a priest, and Anastasius, whom Julian raised from the dead, and made partaker of the grace of Christ; also, Celsus, a boy, with his mother Marcionilla, seven brothers, and many others.—In Mauritania Caesariensis (now Algeria), St. Marciana, virgin, who consummated her martyrdom by being condemned to the beasts.—At Smyrna, the holy martyrs Vitalis, Revocatus, and Fortunatus.—In Africa, the holy martyrs Epictetus, Jucundus, Secundus, Vitalis, Felix, and seven others.—At Sebaste, in Armenia, St. Peter, bishop, brother of St. Basil the Great.—At Ancona, St. Marcellinus, bishop, who, according to St. Gregory, miraculously delivered that city from destruction by fire.

And elsewhere many other holy martyrs, confessors and holy virgins.

Thanks be to God.

What would they think about what’s going on in the Church?

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White to move and mate in 2.

NB: I’ll hold comments with solutions ’till the next day so there won’t be “spoilers” for others.

I’m getting some candles from the sisters. They do more than soap. I’ll get another set of advent candles for next year, which will be upon us before we know it. Also candles for the Two Trinities chapel. They have 100% and 51% beeswax. The 100% are darker and are good for Requiem Masses.

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In chessy news, Ding Liren is going to be at the Tata Steel Chess Tournament in Wijk aan Zee. He hasn’t played chess outside of China for many months, since defeating Nepo to win the World Champ title. He says that he was recovering from psychological illness. He had recently a tournament in China but didn’t do that well. Ding said that he will miss having Magnus in the mix and that he does not agree about the shorter format. He would like, as a matter of fact, a return to the long 24 game struggle. He seems like a rather gentle soul. An account of the interview at Chess.com.

Also, just because this is so fun, at the recent World Rapid and Blitz in Uzbekistan, 8 year old Roman Shogdzhiev defeated FIVE grandmasters!    He started playing at the advanced age of 5.   His rating – rapid 2224 – blitz 2198 – classical 1802 (I guess it might be a patience issue at that age).  Also, a 10 year old, Faustino Oro, beat GM Khismatullin (whose hand J-K Duda wouldn’t shake before a game).

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And then there’s this… whatever the fresh hell this is.

Remember… there’s only one expression of the Roman Rite now.  RIGHT?!?

And then there’s this.. whatever the fresh hell this is.

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I’m afraid to look at their archive.

From their Youtube site:

Welcome to Church of the Nativity! We aim to be a church that people who don’t like church, like! Our strategy is to creatively reach out to disconnected Catholics in our North Baltimore community with a fresh and relevant presentation of the life-changing message of the Gospel to help them take their next steps on the path of discipleship to make them fully devoted followers of Jesus Christ.

I don’t know.

But the people who want the TLM have to be crushed.

Is there anything legit about this?   The consecration was valid but…

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ROME SHOT 905

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Meanwhile… white to move and mate in 3.

NB: I’ll hold comments with solutions ’till the next day so there won’t be “spoilers” for others.

There is an interesting video with Vincent Keymer, 19. Not all chess prodigies are form India. He speaks pretty quickly so I got a little behind. It’s been a long time. Good exercise.  At the end the usual European BS which turns every serious thing into a game show.  Das aktuelle Sportstudio mit Schachgroßmeister Vincent Keymer  I didn’t know that is coach is Peter Leko, who does a lot of commentary during tournaments.

Meanwhile, Card. Sarah has taken a stand with the Africa conferences.

And since we are into different languages today, I received two PDFs this morning of a long lost book from 1998 by the present Prefect of the DDF. It is called in Spanish La Pasión Mística: espiritualidad y sensualidad. and it is … vile.  It is essentially a pornographic interpretation of mystics and their experiences.  I read a couple paragraphs, then scanned a little, and then stopped.  It was revolting in the extreme.   I think you will be hearing a lot about this.  However, exercise caution if excerpts are published.  Seriously.  That said, you might have to wait because the Jesuits will probably have brought down the servers in their attempts to download them.

UPDATE: Yup… it’s all over Twitter now.  Revolting.

 

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Marevel Comics fictional “Wakanda!”. Better yet, Catholic Africa “Malawi!”

I wanted to add soooo many comments to this video.  I don’t harmonize with every single point, but … that’s NOT the POINT, as is especially explained toward the end.  We need unity.

This video bring in a dimension of the context of FS (and, truth be told document before FS).  The dimension is a treaty of African, Caribbean and Pacific nations.

Watch this.  JUST.. do it. You will understand why the cry “Malawi!”

Listen to the whole thing.

Don’t KNEE JERK react the to title.  Knuckle-head stuff will be deleted from the queue.  Agree or disagree.  Fine.  However, I think this provides a piece of the puzzle that is underestimated.

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I am tempted to start a fund campaign for vestments for the Archbishop in Malawi.

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ROME SHOT 904

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Card. Burke celebrated Epiphany at The Parish™.   Photo from The World’s Best Sacristan™.

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White to move and mate in two.

NB: I’ll hold comments with solutions ’till the next day so there won’t be “spoilers” for others.

Meanwhile, there isn’t much chessy news.   However, I read at Complicit Clergy that there is a Wiki War going on.  Someone established a page recording the church entities (conferences) and personages who have opposed Fallacia superans.  However, others are actively trying to reedit and sabotage the page.  LOL  I know how that one goes.  Also, I’m happier not to be included.

In other news, I’m sensing a pattern.   You might remember that Archbp Scicluna of Malta and now Card. Grech of Gozo issued a pastoral letter after Amoris that remarried Catholics could receive Communion and their letter was published in L’Osservatore. Scicluna warned seminarians that if they weren’t willing to do that, he wouldn’t ordain them. Scicluna is now “adjunct secretary” to the Dicastery for Doctrine. He gave an interview in the previously troubled Diocese of Orsono in Chile. Quoted by Reuters: “This is probably the first time I’m saying it publicly and it will sound heretical to some people”.  See what I mean?  I’m sensing a pattern. “If it were up to me, I would revise the requirement that priests have to be celibate,” he said. To his credit, he was talking about priests marrying women.  Whatever a woman is these days, who knows.  Probably marrying men, too.  Or maybe both at the same time?

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Your Sunday Sermon Notes – Holy Family (N.O. Transferred Epiphany) 2023

It’s Sunday and in the Vetus Ordo the Feast of the Holy Family.  In the Novus it’s – in most placed – transferred Epiphany.  Tomorrow is the last day of the Novus Ordo Christmas cycle, Baptism of the Lord.  In the Vetus the cycle continues through Epiphany tide and to Candlemas.

Was there a GOOD point made in the sermon you heard at your Sunday Mass of obligation?

Share the good stuff.  Quite a few people are forced to sit through really bad preaching.  Even though you can usually find – if you are willing to try – at least one good point in a really bad sermon, that can be a trial.  So… SHARE THE GOOD STUFF which you were fortunate enough to receive!

Tell about attendance especially for the Traditional Latin Mass. I hear that it is growing. Of COURSE.

I just read that the Archbp. of Perth crush out a thriving TLM community in his pastoral beneficence.

Any local changes or (hopefully good) news?  We really need good news.

I have some thoughts posted at One Peter Five.  A taste…

In a sense, clinging to injuries, wallowing in past sins is a form of vanity because it is all about “me.” It shoves Christ to the side when He must be at the center of those memories. Harboring the wrongs, rubbing one’s face with the mire of sins that you have sincerely confessed and been absolved for is a kind of denial of Christ’s power to forgive. To use another image, it is like constantly picking at a wound so that it doesn’t heal and then taking a perverse joy in being hurt no matter how much the Physician of our souls extends Himself to heal us. There is a sort of person, perhaps you’ve met one, who is only happy when he is unhappy. On the contrary, the default setting for a Christian ought to be joy. Even when we are struggling, tried and suffering, knowing who we are and what Christ obtained for us should bring us peace.

Our flaws and wounds are not a problem for God insofar as He loves us. We are loved by God with all our faults and wounds and pasts. While we can reject Him, we have no power over His Love. We cannot make God love us more. We cannot make God love us less.

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