From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 26-04-01 – A scare

April 1st, 2026

Dear Diary,

I had a nasty little fright today. Finance thing. Worse, donor thing. Worst, Knights of Malta thing.

Turns out there were phone calls which Fr. Gilbert intercepted from a couple of the local Malta gents, the ones with the capes and the solemn faces and the checks with all those useful zeroes, are upset. Really upset. Something about Rome, tradition, disrespect, sovereignty, dignity, ancient privileges, yaddayadda. Usually when people in fancy uniforms start talking about “ancient rights” I tune out, but today I paid attention. Because money.

Apparently some knights in Rome are in a grand snit with the Pope over something or other. If this keeps up, we won’t be seeing the same support for the clinic, seminarians, cathedral roof, or anything else. They’ll take their checkbooks and go play crusades with someone else. I’m told the trads that broke away have a huge church over in Black Duck. I’ve gotta talk to Jude.

One thing after another. At a FMFH* in runs Chester who grabbed a donut off of Vice’s plate and trotted off. Fr. Gilbert ran after him, “Drop it, Chester!” It was the best part of the meeting.

Lunch helped. Since Good Friday is in a couple days and I’ll have to fast like one of the Desert Fathers, I fortified myself. Meatloaf with gravy, mashed potatoes, buttered carrots, two rolls, wedge salad, and a slice of coconut cream pie. Not huge. Moderate. Pentitential, even, given the circumstances.  We’ll go to Razzo’s soon.

Fr. Tommy used to say at this time of year that fasting is easier if you prepare spiritually. I say it’s easier if you prepare caloricly.

Anyway, I need those Malta men to calm down. If they secede from Rome, fine, that’s above my pay grade. If they secede from Libville’s diocesan annual appeal, that’s personal.

(later)

Okay… I get it.  Fr. T was on the phone about something er other with me tonight after I wrote … he told me that Knights thing was an April Fool joke.  Fell for it.  Dang.  Could I call him back to the chancery?  He’d come, of course.  Fr. Gilbert walked right into it and then I did too.


*Finance Meeting From Hell

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3 April: Feast of St. Richard of Chichester. A comment about science.

The feast of St. Richard of Chichester cannot go by without my remembering a limerick my old pastor Msgr. Richard Schuler would occasionally quote:

There was an old Bishop of Chichester,
Who said thrice (the Latin for which is ‘ter’),
“Avaunt and defiance,
Foul spirit called Science,
And quit Mother Church, thou bewitchest her.”


On this topic of the Church and Science I recommend the book, Galileo in Rome: The Rise and Fall of a Troublesome Genius by William R. Shea and Mariano Artigas and Dava Sobel’s A More Perfect Heaven: How Copernicus Revolutionized the Cosmos (UK edition HERE).  In addition, there is Heilbron’s The Sun In The Church and Galileo by the same.

BTW… St. Richard called for a Crusade against the Saracens.  Bless him.

Happy feast of St. Richard!

Science… today we see people doing with “science” things that shouldn’t be done. Just because one can do something, doesn’t mean that it should be done. There’s nothing but trouble down that path.

However, in light of the now ongoing Artemis mission to the Moon, I am mindful that some of the greatest and most revolutionary scientific minds were Catholic priests. Most of the visible characteristics of face of the Moon were named by a priest, in fact.

We are not against science. We are wary of science unbridled. Which seems no longer to science, as it is detached from scientia and sapientia.

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LENTCAzT 2026 – 45: Good Friday – Christ and our moral suffering

A 5 minute daily podcast to help you in your Triduum discipline.

We hear about Holy Cross in Jerusalem, the Roman Station for the Good Friday, where relics of the Passion are preserved with soil from Calvary. Card. Bacci talks about Christ’s moral suffering, in addition to his physical, and what it means for us in our own lives.

Yesterday’s podcast – HERE

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ROME 26/3– Day 10: Thursday in Holy Week

On this Holy Thursday the Roman sun arose at 06:49.

The tramonta will be at 19:39.

Listen for the Ave Maria Bell at 20:00… you won’t hear it… except at The Parish™ where it rings at the more technically accurate time rather than merely within a 15 minute cycle.

The Ave Maria Bell is a relic of time calculation from when accurate clocks were not simply everywhere. Also, the clocks were different than now.  The Ave Maria sounded a single bell struck 3 times, then 4 times, 5 times, and then 1 time.

The “Ave Maria” indicates the change of the religious day from day to night.   It was a way of calculating the day using a 6-hour clock that the Church developed in the 13th c.. the 6-hour dominated until Napoleon imposed the 12-hour clock (which predominates today).  If, when walking about in Rome and if you are in the know, you will spot old 6-hour day clocks.

I can give a more detailed explanation another day.

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A few pics from Holy Thursday.  I have been pretty busy and focused.  I’ll wait for more pics from the “pro” who is around… if I ever get the link!

The “Guardiani” of the Archconfraternity sit with the clergy in the sanctuary for great feasts.

Use of a housling cloth.

Getting ready for Tenebrae.

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ASK FATHER: 9 1st Fridays but how do Good Friday (April 3) and St. Joseph (May 1) impact that?

From a reader…

QUAERITUR:

If we are keeping the 9 first Fridays, with the Votive Mass of the Sacred Heart, how do Good Friday (April 3) and St. Joseph (May 1) impact them?

I get your point: rulz iz rulz, right?

However, I think Jesus with His Most Sacred Heart, loves His earthly father St. Joseph. I think that Jesus’ Most Sacred Heart, pierced on that first Good Friday, will understand the interruption of the formalities.

Later on, give the First Friday’s a try again, but plot it out with the liturgical calendar.

Meanwhile, it is hard for me to imagine that in the case you described, your efforts are vain.

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LENTCAzT 2026 – 44: Holy Thursday – Why we eat the victim

A 5 minute daily podcast to help you in your Lenten discipline.

We hear about St. John Lateran, the Roman Station for the Mass of the Last Supper. Card. Schuster gives insights into the Lesson for the Mass and about victims and sacrifices.

Yesterday’s podcast – HERE

The wonderful nuns of Gower Abbey, the Benedictines of Mary, Queen of Apostles, have a  disc and digital download:

Tenebrae at Ephesus

US HERE – UK HERE

These are the RESPONSORIES of Tenebrae for all three days of the Triduum.  They are, arguably, the most beautiful chants of the entire liturgical year.

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ROME 26/3– Day 09: Wednesday in Holy Week

Tonight during Tenebrae we sang:

Tuus est dies, et tua est nox: * tu fabricátus es auróram et solem.
Tu fecísti omnes términos terræ: * æstátem et ver tu plasmásti ea.

The Lord’s Sun rose upon Rome at 06::51.  His night started at 19:38 with the setting.

The Ave Maria Bell ought to ring for the Curia at 20:00.

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Preparations are underway before Thursday evening.

Since we priests can’t go out tomorrow to celebrate the priesthood, we went out today.

Puntarelle and squid salad

Squid ink pasta with sea critters.

Lemon sorbetto and ciambelle with vin santo.

On the way home from lunch, cold and windy.

Tenebrae begins.

The Great Roman in the habit of the Archconfraternity sings a Lesson.

I will stay up for Artemis, but I’m tired now and I should just post.

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LENTCAzT 2026 – 43: Spy Wednesday of Holy Week

A 5 minute daily podcast to help you in your Lenten discipline.

We hear about St. Mary Major on the Esquiline Hill, the Roman Station. Fr. Troadec why we read all the accounts of the Passion. Card. Schuster presents the Prayer over the People, used at the end of the hours of the Office in the Triduum.

Yesterday’s podcast – HERE

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Following years of abuse Knights of Malta to formally split with the Holy See

First, this…

Now, this…

AGI/AMSA Rome April 1, 2026

The Sovereign Military Order of Malta, popularly known as the Knights of Malta, has reportedly declared that it has “entered upon a period of complete and sovereign estrangement” from the Holy See.

Sources in Rome claim the rupture follows years of mounting frustration over the Holy See’s interventions with the Knights of Malta, which many within the ancient Order have regarded as incompatible with its historic dignity and quasi-sovereign character.

Pope Francis intervened forcefully in the Order of Malta’s internal governance. After a leadership controversy in 2017 crisis he appointed papal delegates to oversee reform, and in 2022 imposed a new constitution, dismissed the Sovereign Council, and installed a provisional government, sharply curtailing the Order’s customary autonomy.

The extraordinary communiqué cited “prolonged discourtesies, innovations, administrative intrusions, and a lamentable indifference to venerable custom” among the motives for the dramatic step. A senior figure within the Order, speaking on condition of anonymity, stated: “There comes a moment when a gentleman must defend tradition.”

Giving substance to the rumors, long time Vatican observer Damian Thompson reported via X on March 31 the imminent lateral move of Cardinal Arthur Roche from the Holy See’s liturgy office, to be the new Patron of the Order of Malta. Asked about this development, an anonymous source member called this, “the last straw”. Roche is known mainly for his consistent attacks on Catholic tradition.

In what observers are calling the most startling element of the announcement, representatives of the Order are said to be preparing to attend the forthcoming episcopal consecrations at Écône on July 1, 2026, at the invitation of the Society of St. Pius X. The Society, known also as the SSPX has stated that they will consecrate more bishops without the permission of the Holy See, a move which some say is a schismatic act.

While no official list of attendees has yet been released by the Society, it is projected that several high ranking knights will attend in full ceremonial dress.

Vatican officials have declined formal comment.

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ROME 26/3– Day 08: Tuesday in Holy Week

In Rome, sunrise was at 06:52.

Sunset was at 19:37.

The Ave Maria Bell is listed in the 20:00 cycle.

Things are going along at one might expect.

I did have a bit of a surprise yesterday, however.

As you may know, there is a pew at The Parish™ with my name on it and a request for prayers for me.  It is a consolation.  However, dear friends who are heading over the Rome as you read this, contacted The Parish™ and had the same done for my mother.  I came into the sacristy to ready for Mass the other day and saw it, waiting to be taken into church.  Words fail.

Here’s mine.

Here’s mom’s.  A few pews back.

I am quite moved by the kindness of my friends, both at home and abroad, at The Parish™.

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I have no interesting food to relate, since I’ve been eating very little and staying in at that to save money.

It will be a really busy and long day tomorrow, so I will turn in early. I’d like to catch the Artemis shot, however. Were I back in the states, I would have had a great view.

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