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36 Responses to Presser photo caption

1. Stu says:

   12 July 2008 at 8:20 pm

   Johnny, tell us who our next contestant is.
2. Celibatarian says:

   12 July 2008 at 8:32 pm

   For example, when the Pope announces the weather in Rome, he is not exercising infallibly.
3. JML says:

   12 July 2008 at 8:37 pm

   When receiving communion, please make sure your knees are down and your backs are in the upright and locked position. [LOL!]
4. Aelric says:

   12 July 2008 at 8:41 pm

   “When the captain – that’s me, heh, – has turned off the seat belt sign, you are free to move about the cabin.”
5. Fr Dan B says:

   12 July 2008 at 8:45 pm

   “Your complimentary copy of NCR is located right behind your air sickness bag.” [ROFL!]
6. Jeff Pinyan says:

   12 July 2008 at 8:48 pm

   “Let me introduce our flight crew today. We have Pontius, the pilot…”

   I don’t know which is better, Celibatarian’s or JML’s.
7. Tim Ferguson says:

   12 July 2008 at 9:08 pm

   I think he stole that microphone from Gene Rayburn
8. Jeremy says:

   12 July 2008 at 9:16 pm

   “A rabbi, the Dalai Lama and the Pope are in a lifeboat…”
9. Roman Sacristan says:

   12 July 2008 at 9:40 pm

   You can take the round trip to Rome, or you can choose what’s behind door number 3!
10. Roman Sacristan says:

    12 July 2008 at 9:42 pm

    ROTFLOL @ JML’s. That is for the win!
11. Vincenzo says:

    12 July 2008 at 9:50 pm

    
12. semperficatholic says:

    12 July 2008 at 9:52 pm

    Hahahahaha@ Fr. Dan B. Good one!
13. Bob says:

    12 July 2008 at 10:33 pm

    “…and after the consecration of the Host, you keep your thumb and forefinger joined like this…”
14. Vincenzo says:

    12 July 2008 at 10:55 pm

    
15. Deusdonat says:

    12 July 2008 at 11:01 pm

    “Unt so I says to Bugnini…’I've got more orthodoxy in my little finger…’”
16. ASimpleSinner says:

    12 July 2008 at 11:09 pm

    “And don’t forget to be generous with those bartenders and waiters who are working so hard for you! Enjoy the show!”
17. m.a. says:

    12 July 2008 at 11:49 pm

    Dus anyvone know how zo get ze zuperglue off mein fingers?
18. Louis E. says:

    13 July 2008 at 12:53 am

    No,we seriously HAVEN’T considered going along with the Church of England on female bishops.Next question.
19. Jim says:

    13 July 2008 at 1:39 am

    What is on my computer screen? Oh, nothing. Sometimes I just help this friend of mine write his blog.
20. Geoffrey says:

    13 July 2008 at 1:47 am

    “Strangers in the night, exchanging glances…”
21. Al says:

    13 July 2008 at 2:24 am

    “Ven ze moon hits-a you eyes like a bigga pizza pie, that’s amore!!!!”

    During Karaoke hour on “Vatican I” Papa Benedetto wows them with his imitation of Dean Martin. He follows up with some Perry Como & Frank Sinatra.
22. Bob says:

    13 July 2008 at 2:41 am

    “I did it my way”

    “I’m king of the hill, top of the heap, a number one”
23. Bob says:

    13 July 2008 at 2:44 am

    “Lets get ready to rumble”
24. Smithy says:

    13 July 2008 at 5:12 am

    “In the blue corner, hailing from parts unknown, the current CDW World Champion ‘The Bugnini Reforms’; and in the red corner, hailing from the mists of time, the challenger, ‘The Hermeneutic of Continuity’”
25. Robbie says:

    13 July 2008 at 5:15 am

    Some answers to journalists:

    The only time I enjoy turning to the left is boarding a plane!

    I love flying to Australia – its hours and hours of nothing but versus orientem!
26. Father Bartoloma says:

    13 July 2008 at 5:57 am

    Well on and on and on and on
    I can’t stop y’all ’til the early morn’
    So rock y’all tick tock y’all to the beat y’all
    C’mon and rock y’all
    I give thanks for inspiration
    It guides my mind along the way
    A lot of people get jealous, they’re talking about me
    But that’s just ’cause they haven’t got a thing to say
    Everybody’s rappin’ like it’s a commercial
    Acting like life is a big commercial
    So this is what I’ve got to say to you all
    Be true to yourself and you will never fall
    And now I’d like to pass the mic to the A
    So what’s your name, Yauch? My name is M.C.A.
27. J.J. Tay says:

    13 July 2008 at 6:22 am

    Do I see relics on the Pectoral Cross of His Holiness? It seems like this is the back of the cross that is facing out.
28. Fr. Jay Toborowsky says:

    13 July 2008 at 6:43 am

    OK, listen up. Your choices for dinner are got chicken, veal, or lasagna. Now who wants what?
29. pverdun says:

    13 July 2008 at 7:56 am

    Anglicans! They have no Orders.
30. Steve Skojec says:

    13 July 2008 at 11:42 am

    “…COME ON DOWN!!! You’re the next contestant on THE CHURCH IS RIGHT!!!”
31. Stu says:

    13 July 2008 at 1:14 pm

    Coming to EWTN this fall…

    It’s a new twist on game show you love and remember as Pope Benedict XVI hosts…Truth or Consequences.
32. Jeremy says:

    13 July 2008 at 1:30 pm

    In case of emergency, invoke the intercession of you guardian angel.
33. Maureen says:

    13 July 2008 at 5:41 pm

    “I’ll take a qvestion from ze young reporter in ze back. Yes?…

    “…Ah. Zat’s an easy dubium. If you look over mein shoulder, you vill see that ve are not zere yet. Next qvestion?”
34. Widukind says:

    14 July 2008 at 12:24 am

    “I dreaming of a … bo-bo-bo-bo….”
35. WhollyRoamin'Catholic says:

    14 July 2008 at 12:32 pm

    …so the Patriarch and I walk into a bar…
36. Matt M says:

    14 July 2008 at 7:10 pm

    Where are we? This pilot is lost like a Jesuit during Holy Week.