This came via Patrick Madrid.
A young Somali man had a little dance on the main altar of the Duomo in Florence, to the musical accompaniment of Michael Jackson’s Bad.
Apparently the young fellow has a bit of a screw loose and is now in a a psychiatric clinic at Santa Maria Novella. He is in Italy as a political refugee.
This wasn’t an anti-Christian thing purposely done by a Muslim, it seems. Just the choice of Michael Jackson is proof enough of that. I understand that Michael Jackson is not especially favored by your run of the mill anti-Christian jihadist.
Bottom line: he is just nuts.
So is liturgical dance, by the way. Nuts, that is.
I don’t want any dancer on my altar or even near my altar. Do you?
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