I just received this by email. I wish I had thought of it, but I’ll be happy to share some of the credit for spreading it around:
Doubtless you have heard the distasteful, yet pithy and memorable slogan of the pro-abortion crowd, which they use to dismiss religiously-based arguments against abortion and contraception: “Keep your Rosaries off my Ovaries.”
It seems to me that now the upper hand is on the other foot, to quote Lloyd Bridges.
Now those who loudly decry any impositions upon their consciences are trying with every fiber of their being to impose upon the consciences of others.
Mightn’t we loudly shout in reply:
“Keep your Ovaries off my Rosaries”?
It might be a stretch to shout this at President Obama, but there are plenty of other catholic pols who could benefit from such a phrase.