Gosh! I get an honorable mention!
I am reminded of the hymn written many years ago by the official blog’s Parodohymnodist whose work we have enjoyed and Zuhlio has recorded. You will recall such hits as “O Come O Come Liturgical Blue”.
Here is just the first verse.
To the tune “The Church’s one foundation”.
The Church’s one foundation is B-I-N-G-O.
It is the one salvation from all the debt we owe.
And when foreclosure threatens we’ll play it every night,
for BINGO pays the mortgage but also heat and light!
I hope I remembered that correctly.