I picked this up from the young Papist. It is a photo screaming for a good caption.

"OHHHHK-lahoma, where the wind comes sweepin’ down the plain…"
Karaoke Night at the Synod.
I picked this up from the young Papist. It is a photo screaming for a good caption.

"OHHHHK-lahoma, where the wind comes sweepin’ down the plain…"
Karaoke Night at the Synod.
“This blog is rather like a fusion of the Baroque ‘salon’ with its well-tuned harpsichord around which polite society gathered for entertainment and edification and, on the other hand, a Wild West “saloon” with its out-of-tune piano and swinging doors, where everyone has a gun and something to say. Nevertheless, we try to point our discussions back to what it is to be Catholic in this increasingly difficult age, to love God, and how to get to heaven.” - Fr. Z

They want us to sing something from the Saint Louis Jesuits…
I don’t think so.
I’m sorry, but you must be this tall to ride the roller coaster.
Tu es Sacerdos in aeternum. Kinda short Sacerdos, though.
Birds of a feather, flockin’ together. Flap, flap, flap.
A flock of friars? A cluster of clergy? A herd of hermeneuticalists?
Coming up on CBS…
Survivor….Vatican edition.
“Amazing how Bishop Hardcheeks can take his slaps and keep right on a smilin’. Just tremendous. Give him a good one this time!! You go, Hardcheeks!!”
“…and so the Rabbi says to the Priest…”
Civil Rights? What Civil Rights?
Even with mitres you only come up to here.
(Can I take a second go?)
sings “Hi-ho, hi-ho, it’s to work we go.”
For not having a miter that matches your brothers, I say “Off with your head!”
“We will continue to exercise our right to Receive standing”.
It is Chant class for bishops: “Here is Dooooh” …
“So… chant does make you taller….”
“I think the speaker said, ‘It makes you grow in your faith’.”
“Close enough for Vatican work.”
PAY ATTENTION!
FOURTH arm position FOURTH I said with the arabesque before then entrechat quatre!
Plie, jete, plie, jete, pirouette!
Arrrrgh…this Corps de ballet!
I’ll put up the same one I put on the Papist Facebook page.
“No, no, not ‘ra ra ra ra’, ‘la la la la’! Try again. ”
Ten points to the person who knows where it is from without looking it up.
Coach Fr. Vinny Lombardi rallies his team at half-time in the Men’s Synchronized Bishops competition.
“Pay attention back there! I’ve had it up to here with cardboard mitres and polyester chasubles!”
Andy F – “A Christmas Story”
Listen very carefully – I will say it once more “SUM-MO-RU-M PON-TI-FI-CUM” Give it a chance! Or you’ll feel the back of hand again!
“Any of you folks have an longer surplice? When I stand up from my present kneeling position, the one I have on only comes down to here.”
I’m not that creative-but the above suggestions are pretty hysterical!
Thanks, Fr. Z and Thomas the Young Papist-we need a good laugh!
The three in the back are stating: “Too bad those bishops in the front didn’t have their parking permits.”
“Just remember in the future, guys, that wearing white sheets and peaked headgear *could* be very confusing to some people.”
“Is that what ‘actuosa participatio’ means? Really???!”
Back, BACK, I say—one of you is over the line and another stepping right on it! I mean, REALLY…you’d think I’d asked you to toe a NCR or Notre Shame line!
“Yes I am serious, the Pope wants you to prepare for a night time parachute drop into the Diocese of Scranton to reinforce Bishop Martino. Expect intense liturgical and catechetical ground conflict.”