I had an email from “Brother Java” of the Mystic Monk Coffee Carmelites in Wyoming.
Praised be Jesus Christ!
Dear Father Z,
We have just released our ever-popular Pascha Java, [which is like the Jingle-Bell Java]. I thought you may want to mention it to your readers.
In other news, we will be releasing a brand new line of Mystic Monk Tea next week…. Just in case you wanted to mention it to your readers also!
Did you tea drinkers see that?
By the way… if you don’t have a coffee grinder, the Monks have one for you right here.